{"id":24147,"date":"2025-01-15T00:17:34","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T21:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24147"},"modified":"2025-01-15T00:17:34","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T21:17:34","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aricind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24147","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aricind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Practica ne omoar\u0103.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 fi\u021bi siguri c\u0103 \u0219i pentru consumul de alcool trebuie s\u00e2rg \u0219i rezisten\u021b\u0103. Dar \u0219i bani. Suticile din fiecare sear\u0103, timp de dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 fi usturat la buzunar. \u0218i uite, pune <strong>arcadei<\/strong> drepte, cea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 deja de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu, un mare semn de \u00eentrebare acum: de unde? Abia ne t\u00e2r\u00e2iam cu finan\u021bele, abia aveam c\u00e2teva mii\u0219oare s\u0103 facem pia\u021ba. De aceea o \u0219i ur\u0103sc acum. Miki mic\u0103, Corina ie\u0219ea la cump\u0103r\u0103turi rar. Eu dup\u0103 cartofi, dup\u0103 pui, dup\u0103 zarzavat, ulei, f\u0103in\u0103, zah\u0103r&#8230; pe la tarabe, pe la Nechifor, pe la hal\u0103, la aprozarul de vizavi de Rapid, \u00eencorporat \u0219i el \u00een cl\u0103direa Big-ului, eu la br\u00e2nz\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i nu m\u0103 pricepeam s\u0103 iau nimic -, la salam, ou kinder&#8230;. Ur\u0103sc locul. \u0218i de pe vremea tarabelor de ciment, dar \u0219i dup\u0103 ce, m\u0103turate din cale-afar\u0103, au fost \u00eenlocuite de \u201emese\u201d metalice cu \u201eproprietari\u201d colora\u021bi.<br \/>\n        Dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eenainte, dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni dup\u0103 ziua lui Masc\u0103, 16 mai, at\u00e2t a mai durat \u201ec\u0103s\u0103toria cu repeti\u021bie\u201d, a mea cu b\u0103utura. \u00censo\u021bit\u0103 de \u021bigar\u0103. Povestisem de Sticl\u0103, de petul de doi litri vin-motorin\u0103-o\u021bet \u0219i prietenul lui cu IMS de pe la Buda. Cu ei doi am \u00eencercat s\u0103 redau de gust \u0219i tutunului. Ajunsesem la Gar\u0103. \u021aintind din fa\u021ba ei aproape tangent pe cercul sensului giratoriu, g\u0103seai, chiar incon\u0219tient, un b\u0103rule\u021b cu vreo dou\u0103 mese \u0219i scaune de-o \u0219chiop\u0103. \u00cencepusem s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreb, c\u0103ci eram deja atins de ame\u021beal\u0103, de unde fuseser\u0103 achizi\u021bionate, c\u0103 prea sem\u0103nau cu cele de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu, de la \u201eLaleaua neagr\u0103\u201d. La \u00eenc\u0103 o t\u0103rie, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-mi convivii tr\u0103g\u00e2nd cu foc din \u021bigaret\u0103, le-am cerut una. S-a uitat Sticl\u0103 ciudat la mine, m-o fi \u00eentrebat de ce m\u0103 iau iar de fumat, cum m-am uitat \u0219i eu la be\u021bi\u0219orul acela alb (sau ce culoare vedeam atunci), am aprins-o, parc\u0103 nu se aprindea, am \u00eencercat s\u0103 trag \u00een mine, parc\u0103 nu intra. Un total e\u0219ec. N-am reu\u0219it. \u0218i nici n-am mai \u00eencercat p\u00e2n\u0103 dup\u0103 ziua cea mare. Dup\u0103, da. S\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u0103 \u0219i azi m\u0103 mai visez fum\u00e2nd, episodic, chiar \u0219i-n <strong>aromire<\/strong>, pre\u021b de un minut sau dou\u0103, de parc\u0103 a\u0219 visa o noapte \u00eentreag\u0103? Dar cum? Parc\u0103 fumez a\u0219a, de pl\u0103cere, o \u021bigar\u0103 acum, una peste opt ore sau mai mult, de ocazie, cu con\u0219tiin\u021ba treaz\u0103 (adormit\u0103 de-a binelea) c\u0103 gestul nu m\u0103 va face s\u0103 m\u0103 reapuc zdrav\u0103n se tutun.<br \/>\n       O fi fost efectul <strong>arvunii<\/strong> ob\u021binute de la&#8230;, uite c\u0103-mi scap\u0103 iar numele, de la Balta Alb\u0103, partea pe care am dat-o \u00eenapoi celor la a c\u0103ror nunt\u0103 renun\u021basem \u0219i partea \u00een plus primit\u0103. N-a fost mas\u0103 mare. Cum se l\u0103udase Masc\u0103, urma s\u0103 ne ghiftuim de toate cele. O fripturic\u0103, un c\u00e2rn\u0103cior, vini\u0219or \u0219i \u021buiculi\u021b\u0103. Suficiente, dar m\u0103 a\u0219teptam s\u0103 <strong>ardeiez<\/strong> ciorba aceea de burt\u0103 str\u0103vezie, \u0219i n-a fost, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenfrupt din aperitivele acelea preparate ca la ziua lui Jernea, \u0219i fir de ca\u0219caval. \u00cen lips\u0103, <strong>arestam<\/strong> fiecare c\u00e2te un c\u00e2rnat, nu mai mul\u021bi de cinci de c\u0103ciul\u0103, <strong>aroma\u021bi<\/strong> \u0219i iu\u021bi, <strong>asaltam<\/strong> paharele pline de vin cu o poft\u0103 nebun\u0103. D\u0103-i chiote, ur\u0103ri, discu\u021bii, r\u00e2sete&#8230;. Ptiu! Era s\u0103 uit. Zi de na\u0219tere f\u0103r\u0103 cadouri parc\u0103 nu e zi de na\u0219tere. C\u00e2t \u00eemi strofocasem mintea, c\u00e2t c\u0103utasem cu privirea prin vitrinele magazinelor! Nimic nu se ivea mai cu vino-ncoace. Numai c\u0103 nu m\u0103 uitasem unde trebuie. Nu era nici pensionar, nu era nici proasp\u0103t \u00eensurat &#8211; cine \u0219tia atunci c\u0103 se va \u201enenoroci\u201d dup\u0103 un an \u0219i patru luni? -, nici&#8230;. Lipsurile vestimentare nu aveam cum s\u0103 i le acoperim noi, cele financiare nici at\u00e2t. Poate pe cele din&#8230;. \u0218i-atunci a venit ideea! Omul \u0103sta st\u0103 prost cu din\u021bii. Din posibilit\u0103\u021bile noastre putem s\u0103 acoperim totu\u0219i o protez\u0103. Una de juc\u0103rie, de vampir. C\u00e2nd am scos-o \u0219i i-am d\u0103ruit-o, cu \u201eLa mul\u021bi ani, m\u0103i Masc\u0103!\u201d \u00een frunte, a le\u0219inat toat\u0103 lumea de r\u00e2s. \u00cen frunte cu s\u0103rb\u0103toritul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Practica ne omoar\u0103. S\u0103 fi\u021bi siguri c\u0103 \u0219i pentru consumul de alcool trebuie s\u00e2rg \u0219i rezisten\u021b\u0103. Dar \u0219i bani. 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