{"id":24128,"date":"2025-01-11T22:53:01","date_gmt":"2025-01-11T19:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24128"},"modified":"2025-01-11T22:54:47","modified_gmt":"2025-01-11T19:54:47","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apupase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24128","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apupase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>           Viciile. Greu le la\u0219i, u\u0219or le reiei.<br \/>\n       Te <strong>ap\u0103ra\u0219i<\/strong>, Fulgeric\u0103, \u00een zadar. Ce motiv este acela c\u0103 de antrenament, ca s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103 \u0103ilal\u021bi de tine? Uite c\u0103 este. Nu <strong>arase\u0219i<\/strong> norii de fum \u00een toate felurile \u0219i cu toate aromele? Nu <strong>arborai<\/strong> \u021bigara ca pe un obiect de circ cu care prestidigitai la nun\u021bi? Nu \u021bineai \u00eentre degetele inelar \u0219i mic cilindrul de tutun c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd \u0219i din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103, simetric, extr\u0103geai podelei de lemn a scenei sticla de jum\u0103tate de litru de \u021buic\u0103? Nu <strong>ap\u0103sa\u0219i<\/strong> tu pe m\u0103rul lui Adam ca s\u0103 vomi\u021bi la Boldu \u00een diminea\u021ba de dup\u0103 dar? \u00ce\u021bi era bine? Ba! Niciodat\u0103. Senza\u021bia c\u0103 ori vrei s\u0103 te faci bine, ori s\u0103 mori \u00een aceea\u0219i secund\u0103 m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuia mereu. Fumatul \u0219i b\u0103utul de alcool m\u0103 ucideau. \u0218i totu\u0219i nu renun\u021bam la ele. \u021auiculi\u021bele dinainte de ciorb\u0103 ale coanei Nela, vini\u0219orul de la nunta lui Viorel al na\u0219ei de botez, Olimpia, de pe b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, amalgamul degustat cu fl\u0103c\u0103ii din Coliba\u0219i \u00een clasa a opta, de Revelion, aromele Florio ale banchetului la final de gimnaziu&#8230;. Apoi dup\u0103 spectacolele \u0219i concursurile buzoiene, patru ani de liceu, cel pu\u021bin 30 la num\u0103r. Marea be\u021bie povestit\u0103, cu plecare de la pr\u00e2nz, de pe iarba din fa\u021ba C\u0103s\u0103ului, finalizat\u0103 la Gabi Miu \u00een casa de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Gar\u0103 &#8211; am investigat un pic; strada \u00een form\u0103 de potcoav\u0103 sau \u201eu\u201d se nume\u0219te 13 Decembrie \u0219i cu toate schimb\u0103rile de c\u00e2nd n-am mai c\u0103lcat pe ea, din 1985 ori \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu, 86 sau 87, cred c\u0103 m-a g\u0103zduit la nr. 7; o s\u0103-l \u00eentreb c\u00e2ndva pe Gabi -, cele din armat\u0103 de Revelion (87-88), cea din 89, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u201erechemase\u201d iubirea de alt\u0103dat\u0103 &#8211; de\u0219i con\u0219tient, sim\u021beam c\u0103 \u00eemi dau sf\u00e2r\u0219itul \u00een gara R\u00e2mnic; mergeam pe \u0219apte c\u0103r\u0103ri, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 pot stabiliza -, p\u0103lincile de piersici din magazia-atelier de aparate electronice \u0219i \u201en\u201d altele p\u00e2n\u0103 la penultima \u0219i ultima.<br \/>\n        August 1994. \u201eVizit\u0103\u201d acas\u0103. Drum p\u00e2n\u0103 la Terasa Parc. La mas\u0103 cu Tamba, cu Nicu Banu \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo doi. Cinste b\u0103ie\u021bilor. Rom. La el m\u0103 oprisem. Schimbasem cu vodc\u0103, cu \u021buic\u0103, cu reveniri la coniac mereu. Amestecat cu refrene <strong>armence<\/strong> (ale lui Dan Armeanca), stropite cu pinkfloyd-iene, m-au sculat de la mas\u0103. Eu, care nu dansez mai niciodat\u0103, pe ring &#8211; zona minuscul\u0103 dintre scen\u0103 \u0219i primul g\u0103rdule\u021b de separare a meselor; doi metri pe patru -, juc\u00e2nd dr\u0103ce\u0219te, ca un <strong>arm\u0103sar<\/strong>. Ce-mi aduc eu aminte. Ce \u0219i-au amintit al\u021bii. \u00cen neconcordie. Doar c\u0103 nu m\u0103 dezbr\u0103casem ca-n 1991 la Turist. Nu \u021bineam nici eu la b\u0103utur\u0103, nu era nicio temperatur\u0103 care s\u0103 te sus\u021bin\u0103 mai treaz, dar nici nu eram lipsit de antrenament &#8211; la botezul fetei b\u0103tusem recordul: 1,5 litri de coniac &#8211; \u0219i nu din rom aveam s\u0103 \u00eemi pierd ra\u021biunea. Am concluzionat mai t\u00e2rziu, dup\u0103 alte dou\u0103 sute de t\u0103rie, puse la dispozi\u021bie de Arcu\u0219 &#8211; acela\u0219i an, dar cu dou\u0103 luni \u00eenainte, aceea\u0219i loca\u021bie, dar pe teras\u0103, afar\u0103 -, c\u0103 mi se \u201epicuraser\u0103\u201d \u00een pahar particule de scrum. De aceea r\u0103ul insuportabil, de aceea pierderea sim\u021bului realit\u0103\u021bii.<br \/>\n         Iar ultima fil\u0103 din panoplia de degust\u0103ri s\u0103n\u0103toase cu licori bahice s-a scris \u00een acela\u0219i august, la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu, \u00een curte, la o mas\u0103 scund\u0103, de bar, tot cu rom, b\u0103utur\u0103 <strong>aromat\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i dulcea\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eengre\u021bo\u0219are, \u00een compania lui Mi\u0219ov. Am zis, u\u0219or, gata. Nu \u0219i fumatului.<br \/>\n        U\u0219or m-am l\u0103sat, greu mi-a venit la sesiunea de antrenament. Desigur, prima op\u021biune a fost Napoleonul. Trei sutici la barul lui Cici &#8211; cam unde are acum Criaso \u201e\u0219andramaua\u201d de tabl\u0103. \u00cenlocuise so\u021bul Aureliei &#8211; recep\u021bioner\u0103 la Poieni\u021ba &#8211; rafturile de unde se alimentau \u0219colarii cu uniforme cu cele \u00een care b\u0103uturile st\u0103teau de obicei foarte scurt timp. Mai tapetase pere\u021bii cu niscai lucr\u0103ri &#8211; la mod\u0103 &#8211; ale lui Coco (vestitele geamuri cu v\u0103rs\u0103minte de nuan\u021be cu aspect de lac \u0219i cearceafurile \u0219omoiogite, impregnate tot cu vopseluri &#8211; \u0219i noi le <strong>apret\u0103m<\/strong>, dar nu precum Coco odinioar\u0103) \u0219i montase dou\u0103 mese de biliard pe mijloc. \u00cen ora\u0219 dac\u0103 mai era unul, la Robert, \u00een actualul imobil al notariatului doamnei Marin, odinioar\u0103 al lui nea Cahane, evreu, acordeonist, cu o voce de&#8230; speriat, tras\u0103 prin ra\u0219pel, de zg\u00e2ria la fiecare silab\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Viciile. Greu le la\u0219i, u\u0219or le reiei. Te ap\u0103ra\u0219i, Fulgeric\u0103, \u00een zadar. Ce motiv este acela c\u0103 de antrenament, ca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24128"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24131,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24128\/revisions\/24131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}