{"id":24118,"date":"2025-01-10T08:12:28","date_gmt":"2025-01-10T05:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24118"},"modified":"2025-01-10T08:12:28","modified_gmt":"2025-01-10T05:12:28","slug":"brigada-diverse-canto-si-la-trizeci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24118","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)anto (\u0219)i (l)a tr(i)zeci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>8 ianuarie 2025  <\/em><br \/>\n         Se vrea cultura suma tuturor valorilor omenirii, \u00eens\u0103 nu chiar toate-s de luat \u00een seama ei. O propunere pe un site-ule\u021b de test de cultur\u0103 general\u0103. Vezi s\u0103 nu \u00eencadrarea emoticoanele \u0219i emoji-urilor.<br \/>\n        De parc\u0103 statul mi-ar face o favoare. Niciuna. Doar anul \u0103sta am pierdut 320 de lei la primirea voucherului de vacan\u021b\u0103. Impozitat cu \u0219ust\u0103. Declarat tot venit, dar netaxat \u0219i de pensie. Prin urmare, fa\u021b\u0103 de anul trecut, sunt \u00een minus cu 25 de lei. \u00cens\u0103, domnul stat inten\u021bioneaz\u0103 una \u0219i mai neauzit\u0103. S\u0103 dea practic doar 800 din cei 1600. Cum. S\u0103-mi ia mie 800 din salariu, sincer nu v\u0103d dup\u0103 ce formul\u0103 \u0219i lege, \u0219i s\u0103 se laude c\u0103 mi-a f\u0103cut un favor. Jecm\u0103neal\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103. Oricum, cu bani inexisten\u021bi la data intr\u0103rii \u00een cont, la fel de virtual. Pas, bre! \u0218i, stai a\u0219a! Nea Hossule, r\u0103m\u00e2i acas\u0103. Dup\u0103 cum v\u0103d, negociezi pentru&#8230; guvern, nu pentru sindicali\u0219ti!<br \/>\n       Bravo, Carlsen! Bine le-ai f\u0103cut! Ce \u0219ah \u0219tii tu este \u00een cap, nu \u00een \u021binuta obligatorie. Le-ai dat cu tifla bo\u0219orogilor \u00een\u021bepeni\u021bi \u00een sacou, pantofi, cravat\u0103, c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 \u0219i pantaloni cu dung\u0103.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd se ciocnesc \u021b\u0103ranii \u00eentre ei e semn c\u0103 a venit Pa\u0219tele. Ma\u0219inile. P\u0103i dac\u0103 drumul coboar\u0103 perpendicular pe \u201ee85\u201d-iul dintre Buz\u0103u \u0219i Mizil. \u0218i cam de sus.<br \/>\n       Degeaba face\u021bi b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie. Ronaldo, pe c\u00e2t de ciudos c\u0103 nu-i ies golurile la fiecare \u0219ut pe poart\u0103, nu poate fi acuzat c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te balonul de aur pe nedrept. Care fotbalist nu-l r\u00e2vne\u0219te? Nii la ei! C\u0103 de-aia vrea s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 100 de ani. Care e \u0103la care nu?<br \/>\n       Cine mai vorbe\u0219te despre Eminescu de r\u0103u, s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe pe Slavici ce-i putea firea. De \u00eent\u00e2mplarea cu paltonul v\u00e2ndut ca s\u0103 cinsteasc\u0103 prietenii \u0219tiam de mult. P-asta cu pantofii da\u021bi unui s\u0103rac, desc\u0103l\u021b\u00e2ndu-se pe lapovi\u021b\u0103 \u00een plin\u0103 strad\u0103 nu.<br \/>\n       Alt \u201efavor\u201d. De la vacan\u021bi\u0219ti. Nu-\u021bi iau niciun ban dac\u0103 anulezi rezervarea p\u00e2n\u0103 la&#8230;. Ho\u021bilor!<br \/>\n        Nu degetele sunt rapide la un muzician, ci mintea!<br \/>\n       Iar Caramitru? Iar abera\u021bii? Cine-i, bre, \u0103sta, Nostradamus? De unde are el informa\u021bia c\u0103 \u00een maxim patru ani nu ne mai las\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 ne mai \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103m nevestele \u0219i c\u0103 &#8211; nu era suficient &#8211; ne pun cartele la m\u00e2ncare. Nea Andrei, \u0219i la restaurant?<br \/>\n       Pe site-ul Fanatik s-a inventat albaniana, limba oficial\u0103 a albanezilor.<br \/>\n       Abia acum, v\u0103z\u00e2nd cum at\u00e2rn\u0103 altora pieptul gol \u00een farfuria cu m\u00e2ncare, realizez de ce mereu \u00eemi spunea so\u021bia s\u0103-mi pun o \u021boal\u0103 pe mine la mas\u0103. De ceva vreme a renun\u021bat&#8230;. Eu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 conformez.<br \/>\n       Al\u021bii care vorbesc&#8230;. \u201e&#8230; inaugurat\u0103 complet \u00een 2027&#8230;\u201d, doar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti deja atunci. Ori o fi fost respectivul \u00een viitor \u0219i a v\u0103zut ciotul de centur\u0103 al Bucure\u0219tiului &#8211; cred c\u0103 mai corect ar fi Bucure\u0219tilor &#8211; terminat. Acum c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u00eenc\u0103 se lucra.<br \/>\n       Numai la noi se stric\u0103 \u00een numele traficului pentru \u0219oferi. Iaca, \u00een State se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 invers. S-a stricat \u0219oseaua, o autostrad\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 regula, ca s\u0103 se fac\u0103 spa\u021bii verzi \u0219i pietonale.<br \/>\n      Talentul are v\u00e2rst\u0103. Nu orice copil care zbiar\u0103 dup\u0103 un obiect va \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a genial domeniul acestuia. Cum nu orice copil care vrea o vioar\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i mai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea mai mic\u0103 &#8211; sau c\u0103ruia i se ofer\u0103 una, nu va ajunge violonist. Asta nu vrea Soundcreation s\u0103 adauge la anun\u021bul Gewa Instrument miniatur\u0103.<br \/>\n     Ia arunca\u021bi un ochi pe fotografiile cu zona Unirii din capital\u0103. S\u0103 vede\u021bi pe ce p\u0103m\u00e2nt c\u0103lcau oameni \u0219i c\u0103ru\u021be \u0219i mai apoi s\u0103 \u00eempro\u0219ca\u021bi cu vinov\u0103\u021bii \u00een poporul care, ins cu ins, a transformat \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu anii 60 Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 ianuarie 2025 Se vrea cultura suma tuturor valorilor omenirii, \u00eens\u0103 nu chiar toate-s de luat \u00een seama ei. 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