{"id":24089,"date":"2025-01-06T00:47:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-05T21:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24089"},"modified":"2025-01-06T00:47:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T21:47:04","slug":"brigada-diverse-nu-anya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24089","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)u, An(y)a!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 ianuarie 2025  <\/strong><br \/>\n        Ce mai lupt\u0103! O \u021bar\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 cu un singur om. Pentru un singur om. Ce argumente, ce&#8230;. De m-ar fi interesat imaginea junioar\u0103 a caramitre\u0219tilor, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum \u00een\u0219iram o ton\u0103 de cuvinte. M\u0103 rezum la doar la un kilogram de virgule, de pus la enumerare. P\u0103cat c\u0103 unii se las\u0103 atra\u0219i \u00een aceea\u0219i curs\u0103 a socio-politicianismului \u0219i pic\u0103 la acela\u0219i capitol: redactare corect\u0103. C\u00e2t s\u0103 par\u0103, de de\u0219tep\u021bi ce sunt, agrama\u021bi.<br \/>\n        Din 87 n-am mai luat calea Sighi\u0219oarei, chit c\u0103 am tranzitat dus-\u00eentors o dat\u0103 urbea \u00een urm\u0103 cu vreo cinci-\u0219ase ani. Netimp s\u0103 refac traseul din acel an. Nici reportajele \u0219i nici alte instantanee perindate vizual pe ecrane nu mi-au mai trezit aten\u021bia (e un caz de uau!, am fost pe-acolo). Oricum, nu pe acea bucat\u0103 de strad\u0103, la finele c\u0103reia se \u00een\u0219ir\u0103, de la distan\u021b\u0103, cele 100 de trepte p\u00e2n\u0103 la liceul Iosef Haltrich. Ca acum. De parc\u0103 le-a\u0219 fi vizitat ieri.<br \/>\n         C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti&#8230; din \u0103l\u0103lalt, ai \u0219i frustr\u0103ri, \u0219i gan\u021bo\u0219enie (vezi, nenic\u0103 Andrei, cum se \u201escri\u201d &#8211; mostr\u0103 a postacului ripostator &#8211; corect?). \u0218i le deversezi public. S\u0103-\u021bi ba\u021bi joc de copii, s\u0103-i expui public, ca s\u0103 ie\u0219i tu mo\u021b, Marcel Pavel, s\u0103 \u00eei maimu\u021b\u0103re\u0219ti la costum \u0219i papion, la tutu \u0219i balerini, s\u0103 le mai fi dat \u0219i nume ciudate, Iuvenalia, Sasha \u0219i Richard, nu crezi c\u0103 e cam mult? Las\u0103-i, frate, singurei, du-te \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103 la alte mese cu b\u0103b\u0103ciunile tale!<br \/>\n         S\u0103-i m\u0103rturisesc lui \u0218tefan Mardale c\u0103 \u00een \u201egreaua\u201d-i suferin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 nu se simt\u0103 \u201efrustrat\u201d. De c\u00e2teva ori m-am prins \u0219i eu \u00een \u201eoglind\u0103\u201d la toalet\u0103. Afi\u0219ele erau \u0219i la pisoar, \u0219i la wc, deasupra vasului de toalet\u0103, \u0219i pe dosul u\u0219ii \u00een cabin\u0103. Cum m\u0103 d\u0103deam, cum m\u0103 suceam, eram omniprezent!<br \/>\n         Normal! Cei din Maramure\u0219 erau din alt\u0103 lume. T\u0103ia \u021b\u0103ranul porcul h\u0103t, de pe timpul lui Attila. De-aia zic unii \u201etradi\u021bie veche\u201d. \u00cen \u021a\u0103ri\u0219oara Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de unde porc?<br \/>\n        Spun \u0219i gurile bune acela\u0219i lucru. Era ur\u00e2t\u0103 cu draci Nina Cassian. Nu \u0219tiu cum de-a trecut prin paturile multor b\u0103rba\u021bi, ce-or fi&#8230;. Sau n-au v\u0103zut.<br \/>\n        N-am privit-o din fa\u021b\u0103. Probabil c\u0103 mi-ar fi confirmat c\u0103 e b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i nebun\u0103. B\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 fi trecut de 40, nebun\u0103 fiindc\u0103 a acut neinspira\u021bia de-a lua fust\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103-i ajung\u0103 tivul aproape de f\u0103c\u0103toare, c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai fie la mod\u0103 materialul din l\u00e2n\u0103, cu modele alb-ro\u0219ii, pe un frig de nu-\u021bi convenea nici cu pantaloni s\u0103 ie\u0219i afar\u0103 din cas\u0103.<br \/>\n        Vizibilitate s\u0103 fie, dar pentru na\u021bia lor. S\u0103 te recunoasc\u0103 facial youtube-ul \u0219i la c\u0103utarea de filme rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti s\u0103 nu-\u021bi apar\u0103 \u00een list\u0103 vreun \u201eFilm \u021big\u0103nesc (filmo romano) o Frumoas\u0103 poveste de dragoste\u201d. Ho, cai! Bre, astea cu poveste, frumoas\u0103 \u0219i dragoste pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u021big\u0103nesc sunt indezirabile!<br \/>\n        Cum \u0219i \u201elocuri sfinte\u201d cu oameni nu tocmai sfin\u021bi, chiar plini de p\u0103cate f\u0103r\u0103 de sf\u00e2r\u0219it, sunt \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi interminabil.<br \/>\n        Nu este tocmai normal ca UE, entitate, la prima vedere, social\u0103, s\u0103 impun\u0103 totala uniformizare a porturilor de alimentare, ci pia\u021ba, concuren\u021ba \u0219i concuren\u021bii. Care, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 este doar un moft. Ce mi-e mare sau mic, cu o mie de pini sau doar patru?<br \/>\n        Pas monumental&#8230;. A\u0219i! O prostie. P\u0103i dac\u0103 a\u021bi \u0219ti c\u0103 teleportarea \u00eenseamn\u0103 pe c\u00e2t de la distan\u021b\u0103, pe tot at\u00e2t f\u0103r\u0103 fire. Cum \u0219i fibra optic\u0103 este tot un fir, transparent, prin care lumina se propag\u0103 la fel ca \u0219i curentul electric, instantaneu (pe-aproape), cuanta defilat\u0103 30 de kilometri, starea luminii \u00een ea, prin fibr\u0103 e un nimic. \u00cen fine. S\u0103 se mai \u0219tie c\u0103 la momentul actual teleportare \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i distrugere complet\u0103 \u0219i apoi refacere perfect\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 ianuarie 2025 Ce mai lupt\u0103! O \u021bar\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 cu un singur om. Pentru un singur om. Ce argumente, ce&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24090,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24089\/revisions\/24090"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}