Boom-ul sonic de ieri a iscat controverse cu privire la originea lui… Unii, cunosc\u0103tori au zis c\u0103 e boom sonic, cauzat de avioanele care dep\u0103\u0219esc viteza sunetului. Al\u021bii, panica\u021bi, au zis c\u0103 e vreo rachet\u0103 r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 din r\u0103zboiul de la vecinii ucraineni…
\n– Nu e, dom`le niciun boom de-\u0103la sonic! Cic\u0103 de la aveoane! Pfff!… Termina\u021bi-v\u0103, b\u0103, cu prostiile-astea! V\u0103 bag\u0103 \u0103\u0219tea de la teve toate mizeriile \u00een cap! Ce dracu`? Nu mai putem s\u0103 g\u00e2ndim deloc?!
\n– Ia, zi, matale, bre, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti de\u0219tept! Care-a fost treaba cu bubuiala aia?
\n– Pf! P\u0103i, s\u0103 v\u0103 spui io, m\u0103? Voi de ce ave\u021bi cap? Numa` s\u0103 nu v\u0103 ploaie-n g\u00e2t?
\n– Bre, n-auzi! Matale s\u0103 nu ne iei cu de-astea, c\u0103\u0103\u0103… Zi, dac\u0103 \u0219tii, dac\u0103 nu, mai d\u0103-ne c\u00e2te-o bere \u0219i nu te mai \u00eenfoia at\u00e2ta!
\n– B\u0103\u0103\u0103, nimic nu \u0219ti\u021bi! Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 spui!… Lenu\u021boo! Mai ad\u0103-le c\u00e2te-o bere la \u0103\u0219tea!… A\u0219a! Decii… M\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bi! C\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut io revolu\u021bia… c\u0103 eram meletar \u00een termen p\u0103 vremea aia…
\n– Stai, bre, oleac\u0103! Ce? Revolu\u021bia ai f\u0103cut-o matale? I-auzi la el! H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– M\u0103, Floric\u0103! Tu dac\u0103 e\u0219ti prost, taci \u0219i ascult\u0103, tat\u0103! Nu te mai b\u0103ga ca Dinamo \u00een Liga a patra, da?
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! Ce bine c\u0103 io \u021bin cu FCSB!
\n– \u0218i tu, m\u0103, Paraschive, m\u0103?… B\u0103, voi vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc, sau nu?
\n– Bine, bre, hai, gata zi!
\n– A\u0219a, decii cum f\u0103ceam io revolu\u021bia, am auzit la bubuieli de-astea, de credeam c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n surd! Prima dat\u0103 \u00eemi bubuia capu` de la c\u00e2t vin b\u0103usem \u00een noaptea aia, de bucurie c\u0103 am jurat! Bine, io eram biban, cum se zice, da’ b\u0103usem toat\u0103 noaptea cu veteranii \u00een dormitor, cu l\u0103utari, c\u0103-i adusese nevasta la un \u021bigan acordeonu` de-acas\u0103 \u0219i… d\u0103-i cu vin de toate neamurile, p\u00e2n\u0103 n-am mai \u0219tiut… Deci, bubuiala! B\u0103, \u0219i a doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103, aud bubuial\u0103 \u00een u\u0219\u0103… c\u0103 am uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 spui c\u0103 eram \u0219i planton trei \u0219i nu d\u0103dusem de\u0219teptarea la ploton, de-a venit osereu` s\u0103 ne scoat\u0103 la \u00eenviorare! Credeam c\u0103, gata, m\u0103 bag\u0103 la arest \u0219i m\u0103 tunde chel… cum mai plec io \u00een permisie?… Da` nu! Vine osereu` \u0219i zice: ,,B\u0103\u0103\u0103, a c\u0103zut Ceau\u0219escu, b\u0103\u0103\u0103!\u201d \u0218i bum-bum-bum cu pumnii \u00een rastel! Noi ne uitam ca pro\u0219tii la el c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belegeam ce zice! Mai ales io care abia mai vedeam. \u0218i el zice! ,,B\u0103\u0103\u0103, bibanilor! De azi nu mai face nimeni \u00eenviorare \u0219i sectoare! Sta\u021bi \u0219i dormi\u021bi, b\u0103\u0103! E libertate, b\u0103!\u201d.. Io, beat, beat, da` m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam: ,,M\u0103, cum vine asta? Adic\u0103, nu mai fac sectoare \u0219i plantoane p\u00e2n` la liberare? Ce dracu` de libertate mai e \u0219i asta? \u00cen\u021belegeam s\u0103 m\u0103 liberez de tot de armat\u0103, da` a\u0219a?\u201d… \u0218i st\u0103team to\u021bi, a\u0219a, ca pro\u0219tii \u0219i ne uitam unii la al\u021bii, c\u0103 ce vrea s\u0103 spuie dom` c\u0103pitan \u0219i nu \u0219tiam ce s\u0103 facem cu libertatea aia de care ne zicea \u0103la!\u201d… Aia e \u0219i cu bubuiala asta, b\u0103!
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, bre nea Marine!… Stai oleac\u0103, bre!… Io nu-s prost, da` nici de\u0219tept… sunt ca orice om…
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103, da` tu e\u0219ti om? H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– `Ai, bre, las\u0103… Deci, io n-am \u00een\u021beles ce treab\u0103 are revolu\u021bia aia a matale cu bubuiala de-acu`! N-am \u00een\u021beles!…
\n– \u0218i io, bre, nea Marine!
\n– \u0218i tu, ce, m\u0103?
\n– \u0218i io n-am \u00een\u021beles!
\n– B\u0103\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i aia e, b\u0103\u0103! N-a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 v\u0103 bubuie prostia-n cap, de-aia! P\u0103i, are treab\u0103, b\u0103! Are treab\u0103 cu toate alea care se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 de-atunci\u0219a \u00eencoace! C\u0103 to\u021bi e ca cum eram noi tilicarii c\u00e2nd ne zicea c\u0103pitanu`… st\u0103m \u0219i ne uit\u0103m \u0219i-acuma, ca pro\u0219tii unu` la altu` c\u0103 nu-n\u021belegem ce ni se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103, b\u0103! E numa` o bubuial\u0103 peste tot: esplodeaz\u0103 pre\u021burile la corent, la gaz, la… toate alea, da` noi ne speriem de-o… de-asta, cum zice\u021bi voi!… Bubuie bombele p\u0103 la ucraineni, da` noi ne speriem numa` de zgomot, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 mai caz\u0103 vreuna!… A\u021bi v\u0103zut c\u0103 ru\u0219ii nu vrea s\u0103 lupte?… Nu vrea s\u0103 mearg\u0103-n armat\u0103!… H\u0103\u0103\u0103! P\u0103i, s\u0103 fi fost Ceau\u0219escu! Mi \u021bi-i lua \u0103la, de nu s\u0103 vedea! ,,Ce? Nu vrei s\u0103 mergi \u00een armat\u0103?… Bum, bum!\u201d…
\n– `Ai, bre! Ne la\u0219i cu Ceau\u0219escu \u0103la al matale? Io zic c-a fost de-\u0103la… cum \u00eei zice, m\u0103, Chivule?…
\n– Tonic!.. Boom tonic!
\n– A\u0219a, de-\u0103la!… Dac\u0103 era oleac\u0103 mai tare, d\u0103deam avioanele \u00een judecat\u0103 c\u0103 mi-a spart gemurile la cas\u0103! F\u0103ceam \u0219i io un ban cinstit!
\n– Lenu\u021boo! Mai ad\u0103, fat\u0103, un boom tonic la b\u0103e\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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