{"id":24052,"date":"2024-12-30T00:25:21","date_gmt":"2024-12-29T21:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24052"},"modified":"2024-12-30T00:25:21","modified_gmt":"2024-12-29T21:25:21","slug":"brigada-diverse-ca-la-nelus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24052","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(a) l(a) Nelu(\u0219)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 decembrie 2024  <\/strong><br \/>\n        O spun de fiecare dat\u0103. Femeile sunt mi\u0219to. Nu toate \u0219i nu \u00een toate ipostazele. Gravide&#8230; deloc. Asta fiindc\u0103 te a\u0219tep\u021bi ca b\u0103rbat la formele consacrate, \u00een limitele lor. Ce-i mult stric\u0103. Mai ales c\u00e2nd burta e cea care at\u00e2rn\u0103. \u00cenc\u00e2t nu \u0219tiu de ce a\u0219a-zisele \u201evedete\u201d se expun astfel.<br \/>\n        Scandal&#8230;. Dac\u0103 \u0219i o v\u00e2nzare de cas\u0103 mai are vreo tain\u0103&#8230;. Nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd statul scoate la mezat pe-a unor proprietari. F\u0103r\u0103 de \u0219tire. Chestie greceasc\u0103 cu iz rom\u00e2nesc. Dac\u0103 a surprins pre\u021bul? Deloc. Aci-n R\u00e2mnic cer unii mai mult de 300 milioane de euro pe ni\u0219te co\u0219torobe\u021be, de zici c\u0103 suntem \u00een State.<br \/>\n       A fost magnific de alegeri. Alea anulate. Magnifice sunt \u0219i p\u0103rerile candida\u021bilor despre ei. Superbe. C\u00e2nd vezi \u0219i cine sunt persoanele&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2t despre alde Mugur \u201eVacan\u021b\u0103-mare\u201d&#8230;. V-a\u021bi trezit t\u00e2rziu, voi, cei care azi \u00eel g\u0103si\u021bi mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t era. \u0218i nu este. Nu s-a schimbat deloc.<br \/>\n       La \u00eent\u00e2lnirea de pomin\u0103 &#8211; chiar a fost; babele turbate, probabil, mai mult ca sigur, erau \u0219i cu dou\u0103 \u021boiuri de \u021buiculi\u021b\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103ls\u0103mate, erau s\u0103 lin\u0219eze verbal primarul, pe chestiuni de demnitate patriotic\u0103 -, o feminist\u0103 din valul ultim a \u021binut musai s\u0103 se imortalizeze (c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd i-ul \u00eei va prisosi; ca \u0219i nou\u0103 celorlal\u021bi de altfel) cu o p\u0103l\u0103rie de genul c\u0103\u0219tii lui Darth Vader. Am f\u0103cut cruce&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Cruce am pus \u0219i poeziei nepoezie. Am surprins o tip\u0103 care se r\u0103stea \u201eliric\u201d, dup\u0103 ce \u00eel amestecase pe Voltaire \u00een banala-i via\u021b\u0103. O \u201esuper femeie\u201d ce \u201erena\u0219te\u201d: \u201eIntelectual, domnilor!\/ \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi?\/ Intelectual!\u201d. S\u0103-\u021bi fie de&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Banii de la stat&#8230;. \u201eoxigen\u201d, titra o televiziune de ni\u0219\u0103 \u0219i marginal\u0103, pentru agricultori. Auzi\u021bi? Nu cumva \u201etubul\u201d \u0103la din care tot respira\u021bi ca nababii e alimentat la sta\u021bia poporului \u0103sta? Nu cumva nu-i mai l\u0103sa\u021bi na\u021biei astfel aer s\u0103 mai respire?<br \/>\n        S\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 cred c\u0103 sexualitatea emanat\u0103 din senzualitatea ar\u0103boaicelor este doar un steag fluturat anapoda. O idee fals\u0103 mascat\u0103 la propriu. M\u0103 uitam \u0219i la fotografia lui Eliade cu indianca lui. Nici el nu era o frumuse\u021be, ea&#8230; ur\u00e2t\u0103 cu draci!<br \/>\n        Nimic de obiectat. Tudor Gheorghe r\u0103m\u00e2ne emblematic pentru tipul de abordare &#8211; repertorial\u0103 \u0219i interpretativ\u0103 &#8211; pe care-l expune de vreo 50 de ani \u00eencoace. Am \u00eens\u0103 rezerve c\u00e2nd se ridic\u0103 din mas\u0103 fel de fel de p\u0103reri, c\u00e2t s\u0103 fac\u0103 din menestrel un far c\u0103l\u0103uzitor, l\u0103muritor. Doar cu \u201emul\u021bumesc\u201d \u0219i cu \u201eacum am \u00een\u021beles de ce&#8230;\u201d nu m\u0103 poate convinge.<br \/>\n        Cum nici Iohannis nu era vreun star politic arhicunoscut, putem afirma, precum cineva de pe facebook, c\u0103 fraza cu singura \u021bar\u0103 din univers (poate \u0219tie individul \u0219i de pe alte planete \u00eemp\u0103r\u021birile teritorial-administrative) care-\u0219i pune pre\u0219edinte (noi am avut noroc, n-am mai pus) \u0219i dup\u0103 aceea se intereseaz\u0103 cine este, i se potrive\u0219te mai bine actualului. Habar n-avea rom\u00e2nul ce-i poate pielea&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Nu-s bucure\u0219tean, dar m\u0103 pot l\u0103uda c\u0103 am frecventat ocazional c\u00e2teva dintre zonele de atrac\u021bie. \u0218i-n zona central\u0103 erau c\u00e2teva ce-mi f\u0103ceau cu ochiul. Fiindc\u0103 erau aproape, fiindc\u0103 eram sigur&#8230;. Ce bag \u00een gur\u0103 de pe urma lor. Mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219aormeria de la statuie. Trei lei a mic\u0103, \u0219ase cea mare. Apoi, \u00eenapoi spre universitate, McDonald-ul \u0219i Kfc-ul. Disp\u0103rute de ceva timp. Semnalate tot a\u0219a de cineva. Cam t\u00e2rziu, cred. \u0218tiu eu de mai mult de c\u00e2teva luni. Motivul e mai simplu dec\u00e2t crede\u021bi. Toat\u0103 lumea se promeneaz\u0103 pe trotuarul de vizavi, pe cel al Ci\u0219migiului. De ce? Lucr\u0103rile de renovare, fra\u021bilor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 decembrie 2024 O spun de fiecare dat\u0103. Femeile sunt mi\u0219to. Nu toate \u0219i nu \u00een toate ipostazele. Gravide&#8230; deloc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,315],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24053,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24052\/revisions\/24053"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}