{"id":24029,"date":"2024-12-15T23:27:04","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T20:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24029"},"modified":"2024-12-15T23:27:04","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T20:27:04","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-viitorul-apocaliptic-in-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24029","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule – Viitorul apocaliptic \u00een Rom\u00e2nia…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Viitorul apocaliptic \u00een Rom\u00e2nia…<\/strong><\/p>\n

– M\u0103, n-auzi!… Sile!
\n– Mpf!… Ce-i, Floareo?
\n– M\u0103, ai oprit panoaiele alea solarice?
\n– Ce?!… A, da! Le-am oprit, dormi lini\u0219tit\u0103!
\n– M\u0103! Auzi?…
\n– Mmm! Ce mai e?
\n– M\u0103, da` ai b\u0103gat drona aia \u00een garaj? C\u0103, mi-e c\u0103 vine vreo ploaie de meteori\u021bi \u0219i o stric\u0103 taman acu` c\u00e2nd trebe s\u0103 mergem la m\u0103mica!
\n– Mmm! M\u0103car de-ar ploua!…
\n– Ce?! \u0218i s\u0103 nu mai mergem la m\u0103mica?!… Ce \u021bi-ar mai pl\u0103ceaaa!
\n– Ei, nu, Floareo! `Ceam \u0219i io a\u0219a, c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103 ploaie, s\u0103 se fac\u0103 fasolea aia modificat\u0103 genetic!
\n– Aaa, las\u0103, las\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219tiu io! Nu de fasole te doare p\u0103 tine!… Da, da!.. Da` poarta ai \u00eencuiat-o?
\n– \u00ceh\u00eem! \u00cencuiat!… Cu comand\u0103 vocal\u0103!
\n– M\u0103, Sile, e\u0219ti sigur? C\u0103 ai mai zis a\u0219a \u0219i ne-am trezit cu androidu` lu` vecinu` \u00een curte! Doar \u0219tii!
\n– Ei, las\u0103, Floareo! C\u0103, ce mare pagub\u0103 a f\u0103cut androidu` \u0103la? \u021ai-a s\u0103pat florile, \u021bi-a tuns iarba…
\n– P\u0103i, da, m\u0103! C\u0103, noroc cu fier\u0103tania aia, c\u0103 tu, ditamai fiin\u021ba uman\u0103, parc\u0103 e\u0219ti statuie! Nimic nu mi\u0219ti \u00een casa asta!…
\n– Ei, hai, hai! Mai mi\u0219c c\u00e2te ceva!… H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– O, daa! Mai mi\u0219ti ochii-n cap c\u00e2nd vezi o bere de sintez\u0103! Noroc tot cu androidu`…
\n– Ce?! Floareo, ce treab\u0103 are androidu` lu` vecinu` cu berea mea? Aud?!…
\n– Nu, Sile! N-are nicio treab\u0103 cu berea aia a ta!… M\u0103, Sile, m\u0103! Mai \u021bii tu minte c\u00e2nd eream noi tineri?… Ce frumo\u0219i eream! \u0218i ce romantici eream!… Eheei, ce vremuri mai erea atunci\u0219a!
\n– Mai ales io! H\u0103, h\u0103!… Floareo, m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103 dorm? C\u0103 m\u00e2ine am o zi grea \u0219i trebe s\u0103 fiu \u00een form\u0103! D\u0103-te \u0219i tu pe sleep mode ca s\u0103-mi fac \u0219i io actualiz\u0103rile de soft \u00een lini\u0219te!…
\n– Aoleeu, Sile, Sile! M-a zis mie m\u0103mica: ,,Floareo, Floricico, nu-l lua, p-\u0103sta, m\u0103mic\u0103! Nu vezi c\u0103-i s\u0103rac lipit? Are o rabl\u0103 de dron\u0103 care abia mai zboar\u0103… nu-l duce cip-ul deloc… n-are \u0219i el un exoschelet mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii! Ce faci cu el, m\u0103mic\u0103? Dac\u0103 mai faci \u0219i ni\u0219te mini-umanoizi de-\u0103ia care or s\u0103 fie replic\u0103 rupt\u0103 din el, ce te faci? Ai?!.. Da` io nuuu! ,,Las\u0103, m\u0103mic\u0103, c\u0103 om munci virtual am\u00e2ndoi \u0219i ne-om face de toate! \u0218i dron\u0103 nou\u0103 \u0219i cas\u0103 inteligent\u0103 \u0219i scut de-\u0103la antiradia\u021bii, ca toat\u0103 lumea… \u0218i-acuma \u00eemi dau seama ce dreptate avea mama! D\u0103, mam\u0103, cu biciu-n mine, c\u0103 n-am ascultat de tine! Nu \u0219tiu cine-a zis, da`bine-a zis, m\u0103! S\u0103 \u0219tii!…
\n– Floareo! Ia vezi! Nu m\u0103 face s\u0103 dezgrop io din arhivele noastre \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi descarc vreo dou\u0103 fi\u0219iere holografice ca s\u0103-\u021bi aduc aminte cine-ai fost \u0219i cine e\u0219ti, da?! C\u00e2nd te-am prins c\u0103-\u021bi daunloadai informa\u021bii din stick-ul colegului meu de birou? A?! Sau c\u00e2nd te-am prins colo\u0219a p\u0103 centura de asteroizi a lu` Saturn, c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceai cu m\u00e2na la toate navetele-cargo?… Io zic s\u0103 te culci, c\u0103 e mai bine! S\u0103 nu-\u021bi dau iar un factory reset…
\n– Sile! M\u0103, Silic\u0103, m\u0103!… `Ai, m\u0103, nu fi r\u0103u! Tu vezi, m\u0103, ce frumos se vede Luna de-aproape?
\n– Ei, da! Da` vezi tu stelele alea de colo, \u00een quadrantul SQ-2-AM?
\n– Unde?.. Aaa, alea? Daaa, ce frumoase e!
\n– Ei, ce culoare are ele?
\n– M\u0103, e galbene… sau albastre… cam a\u0219a!
\n– O s\u0103 le vezi verzi, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103-mi \u00eencarc bateriile astea! Hai, dormi!
\n– Dorm, m\u0103! Dorm! Da` m\u0103car, d\u0103-te \u0219i tu p\u0103 vibra\u021bii, s\u0103 m\u0103 sim\u021besc \u0219i io bine!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Viitorul apocaliptic \u00een Rom\u00e2nia… – M\u0103, n-auzi!… Sile! – Mpf!… Ce-i, Floareo? – M\u0103, ai oprit panoaiele alea solarice? –<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24029"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24030,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24029\/revisions\/24030"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}