{"id":24027,"date":"2024-12-15T23:24:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T20:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24027"},"modified":"2024-12-15T23:24:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T20:24:48","slug":"brigada-diverse-suci-ana-lama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=24027","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (S)uci An(a) la(m)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12-13 decembrie 2024 <\/strong><br \/>\n        Dom\u2019le. A\u0219a ce se mai ascunde lumea dup\u0103&#8230;. Din partea mea, cei care vor dori s\u0103-mi \u0219tie v\u00e2rsta real\u0103 sau vor dori s\u0103 o dezv\u0103luie altora, au tot concursul meu. Fiindc\u0103 nu suport expresia \u201e\u00eempline\u0219te o v\u00e2rst\u0103\u201d. Adic\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 te lauzi ori s\u0103 fii l\u0103udat pentru rezisten\u021ba \u00een timp, \u021bi se estompeaz\u0103 aceast\u0103 calitate rar\u0103 la z\u0103naticii cotidieni.<br \/>\n        \u0218i debutul, \u0219i cele de urmeaz\u0103 au fost intitulate \u201eproblema&#8230;\u201d. A vorbirii f\u0103r\u0103 rost. Doar pentru privilegiul de a te fi recomandat cineva ca expozant. \u0218i o doamn\u0103, b\u0103tr\u00e2ioar\u0103, \u0219i-a g\u0103sit \u00eenainte de un mult a\u0219teptat festin culinar cu pe\u0219te s\u0103 peroreze \u00eendelung, ba \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103 mai \u0219i recite din acela\u0219i autor nu mai pu\u021bin de cinci compozi\u021bii lirice. B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 \u00eensu\u0219i poetul i-ar fi t\u0103iat \u201emacaroana\u201d pentru ciorba de p\u0103str\u0103v. \u0218i v\u0103 jur c\u0103 \u00een acele momente a\u0219 fi dat cu Blaga de p\u0103m\u00e2nt cum \u021b\u0103ranul c\u0103ciula. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Lucian \u0219i-ar fi renegat \u00een acel miros dumnezeiesc toat\u0103 opera literar\u0103 \u0219i mai ales cea filozofic\u0103.<br \/>\n          Problema ru\u0219inii cu votul dat este cealalt\u0103 ecua\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 sor\u021bi de-un rezultat \u00een materia lucrurilor reale. De ce?<br \/>\n         S\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u021bi bine la moacele celor pentru care v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi condu\u0219i dup\u0103 buna lor voie \u0219i mai ales dup\u0103 r\u0103ul plac al sforarilor acestora. Se vede \u00een fiecare proeminen\u021b\u0103, cut\u0103, deformare caracterul. De obicei cel prost. Auzi la ea: \u201eNu vom prelua Rom\u00e2nia&#8230;\u201d. Da&#8217; cine v\u0103 crede\u021bi, m\u0103, regi?<br \/>\n         Ea, pretendenta la jil\u021bul preziden\u021bial. \u00cen fine, ne-am sculat ce ne-am culcat. Mul\u021bumi\u021bi?<br \/>\n         S\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i femeile trecute de 30 de ani c\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103 obiectele se v\u0103d mai mari. A\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t \u201efinu\u021bele mele\u201d, ale cui or fi, erau ni\u0219te finoaie \u00een piscin\u0103.<br \/>\n         M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc ca tot rom\u00e2nul f\u0103r\u0103 minte: premierul, deh, a vorbit cu Trump \u00een englez\u0103 sau&#8230;? C\u0103 afi\u0219ata dare de seam\u0103 pentru acela\u0219i rom\u00e2n pare o poveste jum\u0103tate comunist\u0103 &#8211; c\u0103 Donald a trimis ur\u0103ri de bine poporului -, jum\u0103tate slugarnic\u0103 &#8211; ne f\u0103cur\u0103m, cic\u0103, temele \u0219i alocar\u0103m bugetului militar 2,5%. Din ce, nu se \u0219tie, c\u0103ci deficitul cred c\u0103 e trecut bini\u0219or de 10 procente \u00een realitate. De\u0219i pe Trump \u00eel doare dup\u0103 urechea dreapt\u0103. Din alt motiv.<br \/>\n         Nea Lucic\u0103. Las-o, bre, a\u0219a. E bine \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 spectatori. M\u0103car de-ar juca ei mai bine \u0219i ar rupe la fotbal na\u021biuni mai dihai dec\u00e2t alea de-s nu mai mult de-un jude\u021b rom\u00e2nesc.<br \/>\n        Mie peste m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cum se face leg\u0103tura asta direct\u0103 \u00eentre tronsonul Buz\u0103u-R\u00e2mnic \u0219i cel dintre M\u00e2ndre\u0219ti \u0219i Foc\u0219ani. E vreo gaur\u0103 de vierme \u00eentre?<br \/>\n        Fra\u021bii mei microbi\u0219ti! Degeaba a dat Mutu 35 de boabe \u00een 77 de meciuri \u0219i Hagi tot at\u00e2tea \u00een 124. Lui Mutu nu-i vor ridica statuie \u0219i nici nu se va ridica la rangul de rege al sportului cu balonul rotund. Niciodat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Acesta este preambulul. Maneaua pentru Ciuc\u0103, la viitoarea rund\u0103 de alegeri, se va aloca unui fost alogen p\u00e2n\u0103 mai deun\u0103zi, azi dac \u00een toat\u0103 regula: unui \u201eroman\u201d.<br \/>\n        Respect pentru propria voin\u021b\u0103. Nu \u0219i pentru puseurile \u201efilozofice\u201d. Alea-s \u00eencuraj\u0103ri de sine. Argument simplu m\u0103car pentru unul dintre ele: nu po\u021bi renun\u021ba \u00een zilele noastre la nimic. Nimic nu este inutil, domnule Lee.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a, doamn\u0103 P\u00e2slaru! Cu Mireille Mathieu te po\u021bi l\u0103uda c\u0103 ai stat \u0219i mai stai al\u0103turi pe scen\u0103.<br \/>\n        Ei&#8230;. Se trezesc americanii \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 \u201erenun\u021be\u201d la parlamentarii d-ei \u201epref\u0103cu\u021bi\u201d. De-alde Ion ren\u0103scu\u021bi Ioana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12-13 decembrie 2024 Dom\u2019le. A\u0219a ce se mai ascunde lumea dup\u0103&#8230;. 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