{"id":23980,"date":"2024-12-09T08:41:55","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T05:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23980"},"modified":"2024-12-09T08:41:55","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T05:41:55","slug":"brigada-diverse-cu-net-pe-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23980","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)u (n)et (p)e S(e)at"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21, 22 noiembrie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         \u00cenc\u0103 dou\u0103 adunate de pe unde \u00eemi mai port pa\u0219ii \u0219i m\u0103 ia cu capul de incon\u0219tien\u021ba altora, respectiv de b\u0103gatul unde oala nu le fierbe.<br \/>\n         Pu\u0219c\u0103rie. Stejar extrem\u0103 grab\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu ne apuce pobreajenul sau lipsa de finan\u021bare. Ce pasc ini\u021biatorii \u021binerii ei \u00een picioare (eu puneam cruce &#8211; de\u0219i exist\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i r\u0103deam orice urm\u0103). Dar altele lingvistice m\u0103 preocup\u0103, celelalte \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2n indiferente. Cum nu a fost atent un reprezentant al altui reprezentant al poporului (niciunul fiind acolo unde se situeaz\u0103 de moment din vreo voin\u021b\u0103 popular\u0103 electiv\u0103 direct\u0103) c\u00e2nd s-a adresat, fie \u0219i doar alor lui \u0219i numai lor: \u201eUit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een jur&#8230;\u201d; care, doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103 este mai blamabil\u0103 dec\u00e2t directa verbal\u0103 nea\u0219teptat\u0103 din filmule\u021bul prezentat de mine (culpa mi-o asum; a\u0219tept sanc\u021biunea) a regretatului Gabi Gombo\u0219. Fiindc\u0103 \u00een scris nu e nicio daun\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 oral este de nerostit la asemenea nivel.<br \/>\n        Blestemat\u0103 ziua \u00een care muierea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac\u0103 nazuri&#8230;. \u201eCapricioaselor\u201d f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-li-se \u0219i azi reclam\u0103: \u201eM-am n\u0103scut s\u0103 fac figuri, nu s\u0103 le suport!\u201d. Le doresc surate pe m\u0103sur\u0103.<br \/>\n        M\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103iam \u0219i eu ca Ronaldo, cu ap\u0103 de-\u021bi \u00eenghe\u021ba s\u00e2ngele. P\u00e2n\u0103 am descoperit apa cald\u0103 menajer\u0103 permanent\u0103.<br \/>\n       Au unele ni\u0219te mutre&#8230;. M\u0103 Aline, o fi r\u00e2mniceanc\u0103 de-a noastr\u0103 fosta-\u021bi nevast\u0103. Da-i na\u0219pa, fr\u0103\u021bioare! M-am speriat \u0219i-am scuipat \u00een s\u00e2n.<br \/>\n       Nu ziceam eu? Gata cu rom\u00e2nii pe la zilele ora\u0219elor. S\u0103 aducem arti\u0219ti str\u0103ini de marc\u0103. Parc\u0103 m-au auzit \u0103i de la B\u0103icoi. L-au invitat pe Snoopy Dog.<br \/>\n        Zelenski n-a \u00een\u021beles nimic din istorie. C\u0103 unul mic nu poate face fa\u021b\u0103 unuia mare. Cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin doi fiind sau mai mul\u021bi. S\u0103 priveasc\u0103 la filmarea \u00een care Roosevelt, Churchill \u0219i Stalin au pus la cale finalul destr\u0103b\u0103l\u0103rii lui Hitler. Auzi la el: armisti\u021biu cu garan\u021bii. S\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Mai visau \u0219i kamala-ezii \u0219i li s-a servit o por\u021bie zdrav\u0103n\u0103 de morcovi. Spune-se c\u0103 \u201esalvatorii\u201d s-au \u00eembulzit s\u0103 dea o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor. Actori, muzicieni, ziari\u0219ti, to\u021bi de marc\u0103, cam ca pe vremea candidaturii Hilaryei. \u0218i-au dat-o b\u00e2ca.<br \/>\n       Circul\u0103m&#8230;. Numai de fason. \u0218i va fi E85-ul \u0219i mai \u0219i de nebuni.<br \/>\n       Oameni mari \u0219i&#8230; puerili. Cum, m\u0103, pacea e ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi \u00eempar\u021bi juc\u0103riile cu altcineva? \u0218i dac\u0103 nu le share-uie\u0219ti, iese r\u0103zbel?<br \/>\n       Pe cei b\u0103tr\u00e2ni nu mai pui nicio baz\u0103. Doamn\u0103 P\u00e2slaru, cea despre a c\u0103rei prezen\u021b\u0103 vorbi\u021bi cu surprindere trebuia s\u0103 tresar\u0103, nu dumneavoastr\u0103! Cine e Maria Obretin?<br \/>\n       \u0218i Eminescu ar fi \u00eemplinit 165 de ani, \u0219i B\u0103lcescu vreo 200 \u0219i ceva, \u0219i&#8230;. C\u0103 B\u0103nic\u0103 \u0103l b\u0103tr\u00e2n ar fi f\u0103cut 91&#8230;.<br \/>\n       La ce v\u00e2rst\u0103 are, cei zece ani de c\u0103snicie ai lasfierbin\u021bie\u0219tii sunt pistol cu ap\u0103. Deloc importan\u021bi pentru neao\u0219ii na\u021biei. Le au ei pe ale lor&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Ce a fost mai r\u0103u pentru rom\u00e2ni a trecut. Ungaria are un negru \u00een echipa na\u021bional\u0103 de fotbal.<br \/>\n         Da, bre! A\u0219a o fi, c\u0103 bugetul fu sec\u0103tuit de pl\u0103\u021bile salaria\u021bilor de la stat. C\u0103 n-am avut cre\u0219tere economic\u0103. C\u0103 n-am avut&#8230;. Fra\u021bilor! Are toat\u0103 lumea ast\u0103zi, \u00eenc\u00e2t aproape c\u0103 este ru\u0219inos s\u0103 spui c\u0103 e\u0219ti angajat. \u0218i c\u0103 munce\u0219ti. La stat cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin. C\u00e2nd un pensionar a ajuns s\u0103 aib\u0103 7.000 de lei pe pu\u021bin, nefiind dintre cei care s\u0103 se fi spetit, nefiind dintre cei care s\u0103 fi alimentat bugetul de pensii cu contribu\u021bii m\u0103car decente, 4.000 de lei pentru un biet absolvent de facultate \u021bine de ru\u0219ine na\u021bional\u0103, nu de deficit bugetar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21, 22 noiembrie 2024 \u00cenc\u0103 dou\u0103 adunate de pe unde \u00eemi mai port pa\u0219ii \u0219i m\u0103 ia cu capul de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23981,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23980\/revisions\/23981"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}