{"id":23953,"date":"2024-12-05T00:11:31","date_gmt":"2024-12-04T21:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23953"},"modified":"2024-12-05T00:11:31","modified_gmt":"2024-12-04T21:11:31","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-podul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23953","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Podul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Podul<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dom`le, cic\u0103 la Buz\u0103u<br \/>\na-nceput s\u0103 fie r\u0103u<br \/>\nfiindc\u0103 aflat norodul<br \/>\nc\u0103 joi s-a blocat podul!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci, s-a g\u0103sit o echip\u0103<br \/>\nce s-a apucat, \u00een prip\u0103,<br \/>\ndrumul s\u0103-l decoperteze<br \/>\n\u0219i tot podul s\u0103-l blocheze&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i s-a st\u00e2rnit agita\u021bie,<br \/>\nc\u0103 n-aveau autoriza\u021bie,<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103 nimeni nu \u0219tia<br \/>\nde treaba ce se f\u0103cea!<\/p>\n<p>Cei de la ,,Infrastructur\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nnu \u0219tiau de tevatur\u0103,<br \/>\niar primarul, \u0219i prefectul<br \/>\n\u00ee\u0219i d\u0103deau cu st\u00e2ngu-n dreptul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar prefectul ce-mi f\u0103cea?<br \/>\nVacan\u021ba \u0219i&#8211;ntrerupea<br \/>\n\u0219i venea, m\u0103re, venea,<br \/>\n\u00eenapoi, \u00een urbea sa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Firma a fost amendat\u0103,<br \/>\ncu trei mii de ast\u0103 dat\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103, data viitoare,<br \/>\nplata va fi mult mai mare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e pu\u021bin<br \/>\nsau efectul e deplin,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103, dup\u0103 mintea mea,<br \/>\nio n-am \u00een\u021beles ceva:<\/p>\n<p>A fost singurul remediu<br \/>\n\u00eentoarcerea din concediu?<br \/>\n\u0218i-a-ntrerupt omul vacan\u021ba<br \/>\nde pe plaja din Constan\u021ba<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i de-aia e sup\u0103rat,<br \/>\nc-a venit \u0219i nebronzat?<br \/>\nSau sunt eu prea c\u00e2rcota\u0219,<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu locuiesc \u00een ora\u0219?<\/p>\n<p>Or fi fost \u0219i r\u00e2mniceni,<br \/>\nbloca\u021bi la M\u0103r\u0103cineni,<br \/>\nce-au ajuns la zile bune<br \/>\ndup-acea Procesiune?<\/p>\n<p>Bine c\u0103 s-a rezolvat,<br \/>\nprefectul s-a implicat,<br \/>\nacum, s\u0103 ne lini\u0219tim<br \/>\n\u0219i la fel s\u0103 ne iubim!<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu am fost \u00een stare<br \/>\ns\u0103 mai facem unul mare,<br \/>\nm\u0103car podul de-l avem<br \/>\ns\u0103-l p\u0103str\u0103m, dac\u0103 putem<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 o biat\u0103 asfaltare<br \/>\ncreeaz\u0103 o disperare,<br \/>\nce ne facem dac-am vrea<br \/>\ns\u0103 mai construim ceva?<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a e la noi \u00een \u021bar\u0103,<br \/>\nse g\u0103sesc unii s\u0103 sar\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 nimic nu le convine<br \/>\n\u0219i nimic nu merge bine!<\/p>\n<p>Acum, firma vinovat\u0103,<br \/>\na fost iute amendat\u0103<br \/>\niar podul e \u00een picioare<br \/>\n\u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 asfaltare!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i fiindc\u0103 s-a rezolvat,<br \/>\nunii se-ntorc la bronzat<br \/>\n\u0219i apoi se vor \u00eentoarce<br \/>\npe acela\u0219i pod de arce&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Podul Dom`le, cic\u0103 la Buz\u0103u a-nceput s\u0103 fie r\u0103u fiindc\u0103 aflat norodul c\u0103 joi s-a blocat podul! 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