{"id":23895,"date":"2024-11-04T01:12:24","date_gmt":"2024-11-03T22:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23895"},"modified":"2024-11-04T01:12:24","modified_gmt":"2024-11-03T22:12:24","slug":"brigada-diverse-valonul-e-taur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23895","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)alonul (e) (t)aur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3 noiembrie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         N-am pentru fotbal un respect special, ba chiar deloc. \u0218i nu m\u0103 pricep, cum de multe ori nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce trebuie s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple pe teren cele mai ciudate \u0219i mi\u0219ele\u0219ti fapte. \u00cens\u0103, de ceva vreme, neav\u00e2nd la ce s\u0103 privesc c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd &#8211; politica, socialul \u0219i fic\u021biunile propuse de televiziuni ori se repet\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 neru\u0219inare, ori propun subiecte care contravin nivelului meu de acceptabilitate -, am ales meciurile cu balonul rotund. Am aflat astfel cu ce se mai laud\u0103 omenirea. \u0218i-am cules de ici \u0219i colo c\u00e2te un nume numai bun de pus \u00een ram\u0103 \u0219i la ran\u0103. Ca s\u0103 aflu acum vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103 lista mea era de prisos. De\u0219i era clar cine ar trebuie s\u0103 stea \u00een fruntea baloanelor de aur (nu unul, ci vreo trei cu prisosin\u021ba meritau laurii), comisia a dat \u00een frunte pe unul care ba e unul, ba e altul, ba e Rodri, ba e Rodrigo. Printre marcatorii cei mai slabi. \u0218i nici vreo scul\u0103 pe teren. Fr\u0103\u021bie, Kane ce avea, Levandowski, Mbapp\u00e9? Kane fiind cel mai bine clasat &#8211; 59 meciuri, 52 goluri. \u0218i \u0103l de s-a sup\u0103rat, Vinicius, nu se simte totu\u0219i mic \u00een compara\u021bie cu oricare dintre cei de mai sus?<br \/>\n          B\u0103iat bun fostul domn \u0219ef de consiliu jude\u021bean. At\u00e2t de bun \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219i-a declinat postarea \u00eentre cet\u0103\u021benii de onoare ai Buz\u0103ului. De i-ar urma mul\u021bi exemplul&#8230;.<br \/>\n          \u0218i unde mai pui c\u0103 te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 piar\u0103 gustul pentru patru ro\u021bi motorizate \u0219i, prin at\u00e2ta tevatur\u0103 educa\u021bional-publicitar\u0103, s\u0103 creasc\u0103 dragostea pentru dou\u0103 ro\u021bi ac\u021bionate doar prin for\u021ba membrelor posterioare. A\u0219i! Nu se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103de\u0219te lumea, \u00eens\u0103 cei care posed\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 emit\u0103 noi preten\u021bii. Piste? Da&#8217; de unde! Vor garaje, domnule! Unde, m\u0103i nebunilor, unde? \u00centr-un ora\u0219 \u0219i a\u0219a sistematizat prost de c\u00e2nd lumea \u0219i R\u00e2mnicul t\u00e2rg, nu mai ai loc \u0219i nici timp: s\u0103 circuli cu piciorul \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103, respectiv s\u0103 nu surze\u0219ti de at\u00e2ta zgomot produs p\u00e2n\u0103 la 3 diminea\u021ba.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 n-o uit\u0103m, zic \u0219i eu. Totu\u0219i: care adn rom\u00e2nesc? Al cui? Decebal n-a fost rom\u00e2n. Un pic de c\u0103utare v\u0103 va scoate Basarabii, Br\u00e2ncovenii, Kog\u0103lnicenii \u0219i al\u021bii \u0219i al\u021bii, distin\u0219i conduc\u0103tori sau intelectuali de prim rang, \u00een afara rom\u00e2nismului.<br \/>\n          N\u0103stru\u0219nici proprietari, nepricepu\u021bi meseria\u0219i. Dac\u0103 n-a\u0219 fi vizitat de cur\u00e2nd o toalet\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i n-a\u0219 fi g\u0103sit o postare din cele pe care nu le doresc defel, dar mi le tot bag\u0103 pe g\u00e2t for\u021bat facebook-ul, subiectul wc ar fi r\u0103mas ultima chestiune pe care s-o eviden\u021biez. Mai precis pozi\u021bia tronului. Cum s\u0103 pui wc-ul \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t, de fiecare dat\u0103 s\u0103 vezi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 ori peretele, ori chiuveta, foarte apropiate, s\u0103 te love\u0219ti \u00een aproape 90 la sut\u0103 dintre cazuri de vreun obiect? S\u0103 ai loc berechet \u0219i totu\u0219i s\u0103 \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103de\u0219ti vasul de toalet\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 dai cel pu\u021bin un cot \u00een ceva \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi amor\u021beasc\u0103 \u00eentreaga m\u00e2n\u0103?<br \/>\n         \u0218ti\u021bi dup\u0103 ce recunoa\u0219te\u021bi un roman? Dup\u0103 ochii bulbuca\u021bi. S-o privi\u021bi pe C\u00e2rstea E. acum la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be.<br \/>\n         Cine crede c\u0103 o para\u0219ut\u0103 se jeneaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd este prins\u0103 de posesorul de act de c\u0103s\u0103torie sau pretendentul la un astfel de act, se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103. Z\u0103u c\u0103 n-o v\u0103d pe Mihaela R\u0103dulescu \u00eenro\u0219indu-se la fa\u021b\u0103 pentru un asemenea&#8230; nimic.<br \/>\n        De aceea n-am dorit s\u0103 citesc o atare \u0219tire. Tocmai fiindc\u0103 acum, c\u00e2nd m-a pus \u0103l cu coarne s-o parcurg, mi-am \u00eent\u0103rit suspiciunea ce m-a determinat \u00een prima faz\u0103 s\u0103 nu-i dau curs. Con\u021binea exact de ce-mi era team\u0103. Demolarea unor anexe \u0219i nu m\u0103car stoparea deterior\u0103rii a ce a r\u0103mas din penitenciarul local. Mai ales c\u00e2nd anun\u021bi cu emfaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eencep lucr\u0103rile. M\u0103 ab\u021bin de la alte comentarii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 noiembrie 2024 N-am pentru fotbal un respect special, ba chiar deloc. \u0218i nu m\u0103 pricep, cum de multe ori<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23895"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23896,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23895\/revisions\/23896"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}