{"id":23884,"date":"2024-10-31T01:02:43","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T22:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23884"},"modified":"2024-10-31T01:02:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T22:02:43","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-nunta-de-aur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23884","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Nunta de AUR"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cen poian\u0103 la M\u0103ciuca,
\nstau cu inima c\u00e2t nuca
\ninvita\u021bi veni\u021bi din \u021bar\u0103
\npentru-aceast\u0103 nunt\u0103 rar\u0103<\/p>\n

N-au venit un milion
\nla nunta lui Simion,
\nfiindc\u0103 nici nu avea rost,
\nc-au avut meniu de post!<\/p>\n

Un lucru extrem de rar,
\nnunta a fost f\u0103r\u0103 dar!
\nDar, se \u0219tie, invita\u021bii
\nn-au dat dar, au dat… dona\u021bii!<\/p>\n

A fost mult\u0103 lume bun\u0103
\ncare ar putea s\u0103 spun\u0103
\ndac\u0103 s-a m\u00e2ncat sarmale
\nsau fois gras l\u00e2ng\u0103 curmale…<\/p>\n

Nunta a fost na\u021bional\u0103,
\nspecific tradi\u021bional\u0103,
\nc\u0103ci la ast\u0103 sindrofie,
\nto\u021bi s-au \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een ie!<\/p>\n

A fost Dan Diaconescu,
\n\u0219i Ciutacu, \u0219i Turcescu…
\nNicu Covaci le-a c\u00e2ntat
\n\u0219i pe mul\u021bi i-a enervat…<\/p>\n

Ba, unii-au amenin\u021bat
\nnunta, cu un atentat
\npus la cale de cei care
\nor fi r\u0103mas la intrare!<\/p>\n

Ceilal\u021bi, care au intrat,
\nau b\u0103ut \u0219i au m\u00e2ncat
\ntare s-au mai veselit
\nde c\u00e2t timp au chefuit…<\/p>\n

Mirii au avut ca na\u0219i,
\nnu pe brazii p\u0103ltina\u0219i
\nci oameni, iar na\u0219a mare
\na le\u0219inat din picioare…<\/p>\n

Iar \u201eIsaie d\u0103n\u021buie\u0219te\u201d
\ns-a f\u0103cut tot rom\u00e2ne\u0219te!
\nCum nimic nu-i \u201esine Deo\u201d,
\ntot a\u0219a nici \u201esine Teo\u201d!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, nu putea s\u0103 lipseasc\u0103
\nde la nunta rom\u00e2neasc\u0103,
\npe m\u0103sura importan\u021bei,
\nTeodosie, al Constan\u021bei!<\/p>\n

Luat\u0103 de valul bucuriei,
\n\u0219i de cel al euforiei,
\nlumea a prins s\u0103 vibreze
\n\u0219i-a strigat s\u0103 candideze!<\/p>\n

George, la Pre\u0219edin\u021bie,
\natunci c\u00e2nd o fi s\u0103 fie,
\n\u0219i c\u00e2nd \u021bara ne-o chema
\ns\u0103 vot\u0103m pe cineva!<\/p>\n

Vorbesc unii dup\u0103 u\u0219i
\nc\u0103 George-i pl\u0103tit de ru\u0219i
\n\u0219i c-ar fi, dar nu insist,
\nchiar un tip na\u021bionalist!<\/p>\n

Al\u021bii, c\u0103 se-alege praful
\nfiindc\u0103 n-au v\u0103zut cearceaful
\nalb, dovad\u0103 zdrobitoare
\nc\u0103 mireasa-i fat\u0103 mare…<\/p>\n

O fi \u0219tiind el ceva
\ndespre cum e-aleasa sa,
\nc\u0103 e cea mai virtuoas\u0103,
\naltfel, n-o f\u0103cea mireas\u0103… <\/p>\n

Dom`le, astea nu mai sunt tradi\u021bii
\nci doar ni\u0219te supersti\u021bii,
\nc\u0103 doar pentru un cearceaf
\nnu s-o face nunta praf!<\/p>\n

N-am io-n cap frunze de laur,
\ndar \u0219tiu c\u0103 nunta de AUR,
\ne, din daci \u0219i din romani,
\ndup\u0103 cei cincizeci de ani!<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 zic? A fost frumos!
\n\u0218i nu-s deloc invidios,
\n\u00eens\u0103 mi-a r\u0103mas \u00een minte:
\nSimion, ca Pre\u0219edinte?<\/p>\n

Dar mai este o speran\u021b\u0103
\n\u00een ultim\u0103 circumstan\u021b\u0103
\nde\u0219i ea este c\u00e2t nuca:
\nCandidat pentru M\u0103ciuca!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nunta de AUR \u00cen poian\u0103 la M\u0103ciuca, stau cu inima c\u00e2t nuca invita\u021bi veni\u021bi din \u021bar\u0103 pentru-aceast\u0103 nunt\u0103 rar\u0103 N-au<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23885,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23884\/revisions\/23885"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}