\u0218tire: ,,Astrologul Minerva angajat\u0103 la BNR\u201d.
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! Pentru un credit….
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! Ce zodie sunte\u021bi?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103, de ce? Conteaz\u0103?
\n– Aaaa, desigur! Conteaz\u0103 foarte mult, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!
\n– Nu \u0219tiam! Credeam c\u0103…
\n– P\u0103i, nu mai crede\u021bi! Deci, ce zodie sunte\u021bi? Trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 fac astrograma s\u0103 v\u0103d ce ascenden\u021b\u0103 ave\u021bi…
\n-Eu venisem pentru un credit imobiliar!
\n– Domnule, dumneata nu pricepi? Ce zodie sunte\u021bi?
\n– Nu pricep, dar… Berbec!
\n– Eram sigur\u0103! Se vede de la o po\u0219t\u0103!
\n– Ce se vede?
\n– C\u0103 e\u0219ti berbec!… M\u0103 rog! Deci, ia s\u0103 vedem… ast\u0103zi, Jupiter este \u00een conjunc\u021bie cu Uranus pe casa a \u0219aptea…
\n– A, nu, nu, c\u0103 eu vreau doar o cas\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi! O c\u0103su\u021b\u0103!…
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103… M\u0103 rog! Deci… Dac\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 termin… Cu Mercur \u00een Fecioar\u0103, cu Marte, Uranus \u0219i Nodul Nord \u00een Taur \u0219i cu Pluton \u00een Capricorn, se formeaz\u0103 pe cer o Piramid\u0103 \u00een zodii de P\u0103m\u00e2nt…
\n– Exact! A\u0219a vreau \u0219i io! O cas\u0103 pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat de bloc! Vreau aer, lini\u0219te… Ce-mi recomanda\u021bi? IRCC sau ROBOR? Fix\u0103 sau variabil\u0103? E mai bine \u00een lei sau \u00een euro?… C\u0103 la c\u00e2t a ajuns ROBOR-ul acuma… parc\u0103 e de pe alte planete! C\u00e2t e DAE?
\n– Domnule drag\u0103! Dumneata ai auzit ceva din ce-am zis eu aici?…
\n– Da, doamn\u0103, am auzit! A\u021bi zis ceva de casa a \u0219aptea, da` io nu vreau dec\u00e2t o cas\u0103! O c\u0103su\u021b\u0103! Nu \u0219apte! \u00cen\u021belege\u021bi?… Pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu pe Uranus… Aci, la marginea ora\u0219ului!
\n– Domnule! E important s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 Marte \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencepe tranzitul prin Gemeni, iar la 23 august Soarele intr\u0103 \u00een Fecioar\u0103. Gemenii \u0219i Fecioara sunt guvernate de Mercur \u0219i formeaz\u0103 un careu pe cercul zodiacal. Prin urmare, c\u0103tre sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lunii se \u00eentrev\u0103d tensiuni, conflicte….
\n– Conflicte?! Mie-mi spune\u021bi de conflicte?! P\u0103i, c\u00e2te de-astea am avut io cu nevast\u0103-mea… C\u0103 ea, cic\u0103: ,,M\u0103, io nu mai vreau la bloc! Hai s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m cas\u0103 pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt!\u201d De parc\u0103 st\u0103team pe Lun\u0103! Bine, pe lun\u0103 pl\u0103team toate datoriile! \u0218i nu era doar o lun\u0103! \u00cen fiecare lun\u0103!… \u0218ti\u021bi cum e! \u0218i mai e \u0219i m\u0103-sa! Soacr\u0103-mea, adic\u0103! C\u0103 st\u0103m \u0219i cu ea… A\u0219a c\u0103, nu m\u0103 mai sperie pe mine ni\u0219te planetare… \u0103\u0103\u0103, planete de-alea! Deci, ia zice\u021bi, cum facem? C\u0103 io vreau un credit!
\n– Bine, dom`le! Dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 numai pentru c\u0103 Mercur \u00eencheie luna \u00een Balan\u021b\u0103, ceea ce ne induce o capacitate sporit\u0103 de a \u00een\u021belege punctul de vedere al celorlal\u021bi. Multe situa\u021bii complicate \u00ee\u0219i pot g\u0103si rezolvarea prin compromis rezonabil…
\n– Ei, vede\u021bi, c\u0103 ne-n\u021belegem rezonabil? Deci \u00eemi da\u021bi banii?
\n– Desigur! Ave\u021bi noroc c\u0103 suntem \u00eentr-o perioad\u0103 de tranzit a lui Venus prin Rac \u0219i c\u0103 planeta ROBOR se afl\u0103 la apogeu \u00een casa BNR-ului, c\u0103 altfel…
\n– Aaaa, \u0219tiam eu c\u0103 mi s-au aliniat planetele corespunz\u0103tor! Sta\u021bi oleac\u0103 s\u0103-i zic \u0219i nevestii!… Vicooo, e gata, f\u0103\u0103! O trimitem pe m\u0103-ta pe Lun\u0103!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0218tire: ,,Astrologul Minerva angajat\u0103 la BNR\u201d. – Bun\u0103 ziua! Pentru un credit…. – Bun\u0103 ziua! Ce zodie sunte\u021bi? – \u0102\u0103\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23820,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23819\/revisions\/23820"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}