{"id":23817,"date":"2024-10-13T23:44:18","date_gmt":"2024-10-13T20:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23817"},"modified":"2024-10-13T23:44:18","modified_gmt":"2024-10-13T20:44:18","slug":"brigada-diverse-un-mat-la-c-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23817","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; U(n) ma(t) l(a) (C) (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>13 octombrie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         Doar cretinii pot g\u00e2ndi ca Zelenski. R\u00e2c\u0103, r\u0103zboi \u00een toat\u0103 regula, construc\u021bia unui pod are rol social, oric\u00e2te armate vor fi trecut prima dat\u0103 pe el, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 tot omul de r\u00e2nd, cu problemele lui cotidiene, \u00eel va folosi. \u0218i nu-i casa buliba\u0219ei din R\u00e2mnicelu, nici a lui Ion din marnea satului C\u0103sca\u021bi, ci ditai trec\u0103toarea suspendat\u0103 pe piloni spre Crimeea, c\u0103reia Zele i-a g\u0103sit ilegalitatea, cer\u00e2nd p\u0103r\u021bii ruse demontarea.<br \/>\n        \u00cenainte vreme, la vedere se g\u0103seau c\u00e2teva persoane. \u0218i ac\u0103t\u0103rii cu mintea, \u0219i ar\u0103to\u0219i. Ce-a venit dup\u0103&#8230;. Vorbitori de vorbe goale ce-\u0219i dau cu presupusul ca \u0103i de se-ncumet\u0103 s\u0103 le dea aten\u021bie s\u0103-i cread\u0103. A\u0219a fiind, o aia de n-am auzit de ea a venit cu o afirma\u021bie despre muierile rele \u0219i ur\u00e2te de parc\u0103 a descoperit piatra filozofal\u0103: c\u0103-s \u00een\u0219elate de b\u0103rba\u021bi. Am at\u00e2ta \u00eendoial\u0103 c\u0103 lucrul \u0103sta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 des, cum cred c\u0103 nu voi ajunge vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 accept minciuna. Fiindc\u0103 nu-s destui pro\u0219ti pe lume s\u0103 le ia de neveste \u0219i s\u0103 le mai \u0219i \u00een\u0219ele dup\u0103.<br \/>\n         Cum aud de Danile\u021b, mi se face p\u0103rul cre\u021b \u0219i-mi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 fac karatist. \u0218i-i \u201eplac\u201d pe cei ce-l sl\u0103vesc ca justi\u021biarul num\u0103rul unu din toate timpurile. Fereasc\u0103 poporul rom\u00e2n de un asemenea specimen.<br \/>\n          Pe deoparte se poate considera injust\u0103 respingerea unei candidaturi la pre\u0219edin\u021bie, pe de alta niciun autopropus actual n-ar merita s\u0103 se ridice la preten\u021bia de a sta \u00een fruntea semenilor. Niciunul.<br \/>\n         Mirarea e alta. C\u0103 a ales \u201efrumosul\u201d ginere o \u201efrumoas\u0103\u201d mai ceva ca mireasa. Nu rom\u00e2n, ci de-alde d-ei de stau la c\u0103ldur\u0103 mai tot timpul prin Mexic sau alte \u021b\u0103ri pe-aproape de Ecuator.<br \/>\n        Exager\u0103ri. De\u0219i port respect autorit\u0103\u021bilor, uneori expunerea reprezentan\u021bilor are iz de glum\u0103 nes\u0103rat\u0103. Nu c-ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 fii prezent la inaugur\u0103ri, dar s\u0103 vii la \u021ba\u021ba Veta la gard ca s\u0103 \u201eadmiri\u201d c\u0103 i s-au b\u0103gat gaze, nu mai departe de capitala de jude\u021b, acolo unde ar fi trebuit s\u0103 ard\u0103 cel pu\u021bin de c\u00e2nd se plimba tanti Udrea cu tat-su prin ora\u0219 \u0219i \u00eemprejurimi cu autobuzul cu recipiente de butan deasupra, \u00een 2024, parc\u0103 te \u00eentoarce \u00een erele primitive.<br \/>\n          Iaca!  A ap\u0103rut prima ofert\u0103 de revelion. Meniuri grozave \u0219i tot tac\u00e2mul aferent. N-o fi cam devreme?<br \/>\n         Doamna postac\u0103 &#8211; c\u0103 nu mai scap \u00een ultimele dou\u0103 luni de infiltr\u0103rile femeilor pe facebook, care mai nem\u0103ritat\u0103, care mai divor\u021bat\u0103, care mai matinal\u0103&#8230; &#8211; nu \u0219tie zicala. Este \u201eCaut\u0103 acul \u00een carul cu f\u00e2n.\u201d nu \u201eA g\u0103sit acul \u00een balotul de paie.\u201d, judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 instantaneu.<br \/>\n         Da, el pare mai domn, ea \u00eens\u0103&#8230; s\u0103 juri c\u0103-i \u021b\u0103ranc\u0103 venit\u0103 prima dat\u0103 la ora\u0219. Cine? Cuplul preziden\u021bial acu&#8230; h\u0103t, mai mult de zece ani.<br \/>\n         Opt camioane de c\u0103r\u021bi destinate Moldovei \u00eenc\u0103peau \u00een opt hard diskuri externe de 1 Terra. Mai pu\u021bin\u0103 motorin\u0103, mai pu\u021bini bani cheltui\u021bi pe \u0219oferie, mai pu\u021bin loc pentru depozitare \u0219i mai mult loc pentru cei la care au ajuns deja. Suntem \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een epoca de piatr\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belegem la ce este bun\u0103 tehnologia \u00een toate etapele istoriei.<br \/>\n        Eviden\u021ba ciclicit\u0103\u021bii anotimpurilor este de net\u0103g\u0103duit. Cu c\u00e2t te apropii de termenul limit\u0103 al unuia e\u0219ti din ce \u00een ce mai sigur c\u0103 urm\u0103torul se va instala. Cu c\u00e2t mai repede sau mai t\u00e2rziu conteaz\u0103 doar pentru cei lega\u021bi strict de desf\u0103\u0219urarea \u00een aer liber a activit\u0103\u021bilor cotidiene. Dar \u0219i ei \u0219tiu c\u0103 iarna poate veni mai devreme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>13 octombrie 2024 Doar cretinii pot g\u00e2ndi ca Zelenski. 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