{"id":23796,"date":"2024-10-09T21:47:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T18:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23796"},"modified":"2024-10-09T21:47:28","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T18:47:28","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-dansul-la-bara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23796","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Dansul la bar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dom`le, eu n-a\u0219 fi crezut nici mort
\nc\u0103 dansul la bar\u0103 va ajunge sport!
\nDar m\u0103 feresc s\u0103 zic c\u0103 e striptease
\nfiindc\u0103, s\u0103 zici a\u0219a ceva, e interzis!<\/p>\n

Acuma, e sport nobil, \u0219i e practicat
\nde domni\u0219oare ce s-au emancipat
\n\u0219i care vor \u00eenfiin\u021ba oriunde \u00een \u021bar\u0103,
\nchiar campionate de dansuri la bar\u0103…<\/p>\n

Pe mine, o-ntrebare, \u00eens\u0103, m\u0103 intrig\u0103:
\nse va organiza cumva o superlig\u0103?
\nSau campionate jude\u021bene, iar la \u021bar\u0103
\nva ap\u0103rea \u00een fiecare bar o… bar\u0103?<\/p>\n

Eu cred c\u0103 totul este o diversiune
\nca nimenea s\u0103 nu mai poat\u0103 spune
\nc\u0103 striptease-ul este o decaden\u021b\u0103
\niar sportul s\u0103 beneficieze de prezen\u021b\u0103…<\/p>\n

Se va participa, astfel, \u0219i la Olimpiad\u0103,
\nacolo, unde lumea-ntreag\u0103 o s\u0103 vad\u0103
\nce are \u021bara respectiv\u0103 mai frumos
\n\u0219i cum \u00ee\u0219i etaleaz\u0103 corpul unduios…<\/p>\n

Eu am v\u0103zut destule-n via\u021ba mea
\ndar nu credeam s-apuc a\u0219a ceva!
\n\u00cens\u0103 abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 v\u0103d, la noi \u00een \u021bar\u0103
\nprimul campionat de dans la bar\u0103!<\/p>\n

La mine-n cartier, eu a\u0219 propune
\ns\u0103 se amenajeze chiar ni\u0219te tribune
\nacolo unde, \u00eenc\u0103 mai e \u00een picioare
\nbara aceea de… b\u0103tut covoare!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 fie folosit\u0103, \u00een acest moment
\nprecum un teren de antrenament
\nunde s\u0103 vin\u0103 toate acelea care vor
\ns\u0103 fac\u0103 primul sport din via\u021ba lor…<\/p>\n

\u0218i s\u0103 nu-mi spune\u021bi c\u0103 sunt misogin,
\ndoar sta\u021bi \u0219i v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi numai pu\u021bin
\nc\u0103 s-ar putea ca fetele s\u0103 n-aib\u0103 loc
\nde to\u021bi \u201emasculii alfa\u201d de la bloc!<\/p>\n

Ce vor dori \u0219i ei o bar\u0103 doar a lor
\nunde s\u0103-\u0219i etaleze for\u021ba mu\u0219chilor
\n\u0219i s\u0103 nu mai dea bani grei la sal\u0103
\nde unde se \u00eentorc \u00een pielea goal\u0103!<\/p>\n

Vreau s\u0103-l felicit pe-\u0103la cu ideea
\nde-a pune \u00een valoare, a\u0219a, femeia!
\n\u0218i, poate fotbali\u0219tii din \u00eentreaga \u021bar\u0103
\nn-o vor mai da la fel de des \u00een… bar\u0103!<\/p>\n

Av\u00e2nd o concuren\u021b\u0103 astfel de femei
\nnici dracu` nu se va mai uita la ei!
\nDegeaba arbitraj cu VAR, fiindc\u0103 to\u021bi
\nvor vrea s\u0103 vad\u0103 sutiene \u0219i chilo\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Nu m-ar mira ca, \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103
\ns\u0103 fie practicat la scar\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103,
\nfiind recomandat pentru imunitate
\nde medici, pe re\u021bete compensate!<\/p>\n

\u201e- Te doare capul \u0219i ai ni\u0219te migrene?
\nF\u0103-\u021bi cele dou\u0103 ,,evolu\u021bii\u201d cotidiene!
\nUite-\u021bi prescriu aicea, pe re\u021bet\u0103
\nde dou\u0103 ori pe zi, asemenea diet\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u00e2t fier are o bar\u0103,
\no s\u0103 \u00eemi mul\u021bume\u0219ti \u00een fiecare sear\u0103
\nc\u0103 sportul \u0103sta va aduce-n cas\u0103
\no atmosfer\u0103 calm\u0103 \u0219i armonioas\u0103…<\/p>\n

Vede\u021bi? P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i eu am \u00een\u021beles
\nce beneficii ar aduce acest sport ales!
\nDeci, chiar de m\u00e2ine s\u0103 apar\u0103-n \u021bar\u0103
\ncluburi de practican\u021bi ai dansului la bar\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dansul la bar\u0103 Dom`le, eu n-a\u0219 fi crezut nici mort c\u0103 dansul la bar\u0103 va ajunge sport! Dar m\u0103 feresc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23797,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23796\/revisions\/23797"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}