{"id":23787,"date":"2024-10-08T22:02:54","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T19:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23787"},"modified":"2024-10-08T22:02:54","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T19:02:54","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-armasel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23787","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arm\u0103\u0219el"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Fiindc\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mplase pe la finele lui 2005 s\u0103 fac ce nu mai f\u0103cusem.<br \/>\n      Chiar la prima vedere? De\u0219i mul\u021bi m\u0103 vedeau <strong>apun\u00e2nd<\/strong> muzical, un chinez la muzic\u0103 popular\u0103, un rom\u00e2n la muzic\u0103 americ\u0103neasc\u0103, un str\u0103in de muzica pe care al\u021bii o c\u00e2ntau non\u0219alant, <strong>aranjai<\/strong> vocea cea de-a doua lui Eugen Avram la Casa Eliad cum nici eu nu visam. Nu c\u0103 n-aveam curaj. Aveam suficient. C\u00e2nd te sim\u021bi \u00een ap\u0103 ca pe\u0219tele, \u00eeno\u021bi. C\u00e2nd te vezi pe scen\u0103, c\u00e2n\u021bi. Nu \u0219tiam melodia, nu \u0219tiam versurile \u0219i totu\u0219i le c\u00e2ntam, le rosteam.<br \/>\n       Nici Masc\u0103 nu \u0219tia fir. \u0218i totu\u0219i, din reflex, c\u00e2nta orice auzea o dat\u0103. Cu deficien\u021bele pe care \u00eensu\u0219i Barbu L\u0103utaru le-a ar\u0103tat cur\u021bii rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti &#8211; nu m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc -, calchiind ce Liszt abia g\u0103tase de c\u00e2ntat, pe cobza sa \u0219chioap\u0103, \u00een linii mari, c\u0103ci nu exist\u0103 pe lumea asta cineva care s\u0103 aud\u0103 cele \u201ezece\u201d m\u00e2ini ale maestrului \u0219i s\u0103 se laude c\u0103 nu \u00eei scap\u0103 auzului m\u0103car nou\u0103 dintre ele, iar creierului restul de zece din a zecea r\u0103mas\u0103. O copiere ce l-a surprins pe Franz nu pentru precizia precar\u0103, nu pentru memoria cu hopuri, ci pentru sfruntare, c\u0103ci nimeni nu mai fusese at\u00e2t de impertinent s\u0103-i mai \u201ec\u00e2nte \u00een strun\u0103\u201d f\u0103\u021bi\u0219. Dup\u0103 el nu mai c\u00e2nta nimeni niciodat\u0103.<br \/>\n       Bine. Dar voi nu-l cunoa\u0219te\u021bi pe Masc\u0103 a\u0219a cum \u00eel \u0219tiam noi. Nu v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi ce chestii neobi\u0219nuite putea face. C\u00e2nd se \u00eencurca, c\u00e2nd se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ia, c\u00e2nd se f\u00e2st\u00e2cea, c\u00e2nd era prins cu fof\u00e2rlici \u0219i minciuni. \u0218i cel mai mare me\u0219ter \u00een depist\u0103ri era Sticl\u0103, care, dup\u0103 c\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 avea, devenea \u0219i <strong>ar\u021b\u0103gos<\/strong>, \u0219i de nest\u0103vilit \u00een argumente. \u0218i mi-l demasca pe dat\u0103. Nu doar o dat\u0103 \u00eel prinsese cum se lamenteaz\u0103 pentru familie, pentru nepo\u021bi c\u00e2nd \u00een fapt nu avea nici cea mai vag\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu ei \u0219i foloasele &#8211; sus\u021binute &#8211; aduse lor. \u00cen afara pasiunii transformate \u00een \u00eendeletnicire, Masc\u0103 era de asemenea samsar. Ce piei de clo\u0219c\u0103 vindea? Concentrate. De unde? De la Fnc-ul unde Marcu cel Mare lucra. \u00cel f\u0103cuse pe fiu-su c\u0103r\u0103u\u0219 \u0219i comerciant. \u201eDrumul ho\u021bilor\u201d de la Siloz era ultracunoscut, \u00eel \u0219tiau mili\u021bienii prea bine pe timpul lui Ceau\u0219escu \u0219i nu se sfiau s\u0103 mai prind\u0103 c\u00e2te-un inocent sau incon\u0219tient cu tr\u0103istu\u021ba de gr\u00e2u, porumb, floarea-soarelui sau concentrate, iar poli\u021bi\u0219tii de mai deceniile din urm\u0103 la fel, numai c\u0103 nu se mai oboseau s\u0103 \u00eei \u00een\u0219face din gura intr\u0103rii \u0219i ie\u0219irii pe \u0219est, ci-i a\u0219teptau pe str\u0103zile din \u00eemprejurimi \u0219i-i <strong>arestau<\/strong> m\u0103car \u0219i doar de amuzament sau pentru ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 cine s\u0103 le fac\u0103 menajul prin wc-uri \u0219i alte dependin\u021be ale sediului. Cum sc\u0103pase Masc\u0103 &#8211; sau poate nu, dar n-a r\u0103suflat niciodat\u0103 -, este greu de anticipat un r\u0103spuns. Poate s\u0103 fi fost noroc chior sau, cum p\u0103\u021bisem \u0219i eu c\u00e2nd d\u0103dusem de greu, f\u0103cuse pe prostul, le c\u00e2ntase ceva \u0219i de mil\u0103 \u00eel l\u0103saser\u0103 \u00een pace (episodul deciziei gre\u0219ite de a alege calea scurt\u0103 spre a ajunge mai repede de la liceu la gar\u0103; un scriitor bun, nu eu, ar face din cele trei minute de via\u021b\u0103 un \u00eentreg roman). Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mplase cu saco\u0219ele sustrase? Ori \u00eenc\u0103puser\u0103 pe m\u00e2inile poli\u021bi\u0219tilor, ori fuseser\u0103 returnate, ori delapidatorul fusese l\u0103sat cu ele, precum un personaj al meu &#8211; nu at\u00e2t de original pe c\u00e2t ar spune unii, nu eu am inventat pove\u0219tile nemuritoare arabe -, care, pus \u00een fa\u021ba fatalit\u0103\u021bii, a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 fie simplu \u0219i umil, rec\u00e2\u0219tig\u00e2ndu-\u0219i astfel via\u021ba \u00een timp ce to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi \u0219i-o pierduser\u0103 din cauza opulen\u021bei f\u0103\u021bi\u0219e, ba chiar se c\u0103p\u0103tase \u00eenapoi cu animalul cu care c\u0103l\u0103torea \u0219i cu o coaj\u0103 de p\u00e2ine aruncat\u0103 \u00een nisipul arz\u0103tor de ho\u021bii de\u0219erturilor, dup\u0103 care se aruncase ca ultimul fl\u0103m\u00e2nd \u0219i apoi se <strong>arcuise<\/strong> s\u0103 pupe picioarele \u0219efului acestora recunosc\u0103tor (C\u0103l\u0103uza este titlul). Nu era cazul lui Masc\u0103. Nu c\u0103 n-ar fi putut fi de fa\u021bad\u0103 \u0219i de moment recunosc\u0103tor celui ce i-a f\u0103cut un bine, fie el \u0219i o \u0219pag\u0103 pasager\u0103, un pachet de \u021big\u0103ri, un pahar de&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiindc\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mplase pe la finele lui 2005 s\u0103 fac ce nu mai f\u0103cusem. Chiar la prima vedere? 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