{"id":23749,"date":"2024-09-28T00:36:29","date_gmt":"2024-09-27T21:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23749"},"modified":"2024-09-28T00:36:29","modified_gmt":"2024-09-27T21:36:29","slug":"brigada-diverse-cela-nu-e-o-avara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23749","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(e)la n(u) (e) (o) a(v)ar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>24, 27 septembrie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n            Extraordinarul tv. Trei posturi diferite, trei&#8230;. Fotbal. Interjec\u021bii excesive, comune p\u00e2n\u0103 la a p\u0103rea vulgare, o v\u0103itare direct\u0103 &#8211; dar s\u0103 aud\u0103 \u0219i poporul &#8211; c\u0103tre un ins ce-i fluiera de \u201ezeci de minute\u201d \u00een ureche, de\u0219i nu se \u00eencheiaser\u0103 3, \u0219i denumirea gazdelor \u201eciucani\u201d. Dac\u0103 v-a\u021bi dat seama cine erau, z\u0103u c\u0103 n-are rost s\u0103 insist. \u00cens\u0103 nu mi-a c\u0103zut bine intitularea. Nu am mai auzit-o. Chiar dac\u0103 pare mai acceptabil\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00eencet\u0103\u021benirea numelui municipiului &#8211; miercuri\u0219ti sau miercurari sun\u0103&#8230; -, alocarea an-ului lui Ciuc, cade la fel de r\u0103u la auz. \u0218i ni \u021bi-l face pe fostul prim ministru de&#8230;. Tvr-ul este la fel de bucluca\u0219. A transformat copiii \u00een adev\u0103ra\u021bi filozofi. Iar adul\u021bilor le \u021bine cursuri de \u201eigienizare a creierului\u201d. Harnici \u0219i curajo\u0219i pompierii. \u0218i mai bine le-ar sta dac\u0103 ar r\u0103m\u00e2ne la fapte. La vorbe&#8230;. A mestecat unul pe alt canal de \u0219tiri c\u00e2teva bule de aer \u00een cavitatea bucal\u0103 de ai fi zis c\u0103 treaba lor a dep\u0103\u0219it sfera uman\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendeplinesc atribu\u021biile doar fiindc\u0103 li s-a f\u0103cut mil\u0103 de rasa omeneasc\u0103. C\u0103 deh, era necesar s\u0103 intervin\u0103 la o salvare, na, erau \u201efiin\u021be\u201d &#8211; pauz\u0103 de bule &#8211; \u201eomene\u0219ti\u201d.<br \/>\n         \u00cen mintea unui nebun de\u0219i po\u021bi intra, n-o po\u021bi \u00eendrepta acolo unde dore\u0219ti. Cum logica p\u0103le\u0219te \u00een oricare caz, la fel \u0219i \u00een fa\u021ba unui \u0219ofer care iese pe \u0219osea \u0219i nu alege orice ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00een care s\u0103 intre, ci un tir. \u0218i moare.<br \/>\n         Or fi p\u0103rerile contra, \u00eens\u0103 C\u0103m\u0103taru ar fi bun \u0219i azi s\u0103 t\u00e2rasc\u0103 dup\u0103 el \u00eent\u00e2rzia\u021bii ap\u0103r\u0103tori \u0219i s\u0103 marcheze.<br \/>\n         \u021aiganul tot rom r\u0103m\u00e2ne. \u0218i auzisem \u201ede bine\u201d de Vijelie. Cuminte, cic\u0103. S\u0103-\u0219i dea comand\u0103 de stea pe Walk of Fame, e o impunitate. Numai acolo nu \u00eentinase nimeni munca, valoarea, talentul.<br \/>\n        C\u0103 n-ar avea nevoie de nicio prezentare. Atunci la ce-o mai ar\u0103\u021bi la televizor? (Se numeri s-o \u0219i aud. Fereasc\u0103&#8230;. \u021aip\u0103 \u0219tirile sportive.)<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd o fi soarele mai puternic \u0219i-o trimite razele direct sau pe ocolite ochilor proprietarului,  n-o intra cu nasul \u00een c\u0103su\u021ba lui \u201erevolu\u021bionar\u0103\u201d placat\u0103 cu oglinzi?<br \/>\n        \u00cendr\u0103zneala unei femei de 49 de ani, care are ca subiect na\u0219terea unui copil, se nume\u0219te iresponsabilitate. Cu at\u00e2t mai mult dac\u0103 e \u0219i \u201emaimu\u021b\u0103\u201d de-alea de stau pe sticla tv-ului de parc\u0103 este doar ea \u00een lume.<br \/>\n        Gre\u0219it. Nu fra\u021bii&#8230; cu Dedemanul cump\u0103r\u0103 nu-\u0219 ce afacere. Ci voi, cei ce merge\u021bi \u0219i achizi\u021bion\u00e2nd un produs, ce nu-i al lor, ce nu-i fabricat de ei, le pune\u021bi \u00een buzunar c\u00e2te un leu.<br \/>\n        B\u0103! O s\u0103 v\u0103 lase \u0219i pe voi s\u0103 antrena\u021bi c\u00e2nd o\u021bi \u0219ti ce este acela fotbal. Mutulic\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 mai u\u0219or cu \u201emai l\u0103sa\u021bi-ne \u0219i pe noi\u201d c\u0103tre nea Lucescu.<br \/>\n       Toat\u0103 lumea era, pe timpuri, altfel. Sigur, \u0219i \u0219oferii nu puteau fi altfel. Adic\u0103 nu ferici\u021bi \u0219i nu f\u0103r\u0103 grija zilei urm\u0103toare.<br \/>\n        Toate gagicile sunt mi\u0219to. Cu condi\u021bia s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 \u0219i la viitor. S\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 de rasa \u0219i etnia lor. C\u0103 alb\u0103-i m\u0103-sa \u0219i el brunet. Cabralii.<br \/>\n        Recunoa\u0219te oricine c\u0103 medii propice unei \u00eendelungate v\u00e2rste sunt acelea cu factori de stres mai pu\u021bini. Dar n-am s\u0103 achiesez la triada din care face parte al\u0103turi de alimenta\u021bia s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u0219i mediul mai curat. Cele dou\u0103 sunt mult mai viciate acolo unde o expert\u0103 \u00een longevitate, autodeclarat\u0103, le fixeaz\u0103: \u00een mediul rural. Lua\u021bi fiecare gospod\u0103rie la puricat \u0219i v\u0103 ve\u021bi speria.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24, 27 septembrie 2024 Extraordinarul tv. Trei posturi diferite, trei&#8230;. Fotbal. 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