{"id":23715,"date":"2024-09-22T08:04:26","date_gmt":"2024-09-22T05:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23715"},"modified":"2024-09-22T08:15:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-22T05:15:11","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-arsinii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23715","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ar\u0219inii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Le-o fi spus c\u0103 taic\u0103-su fusese <strong>arhivar<\/strong> la T\u00e2rgovi\u0219te, c\u0103 maic\u0103-sa c\u00e2ntase de fat\u0103 la acordeon, c\u0103 avea pe v\u0103r-su, Mel\u0103chi\u021b\u0103 (o secund\u0103 \u00eemi sc\u0103pase numele), la filarmonic\u0103 \u00een&#8230; &#8211; \u021bara asta chiar am uitat-o; oricum, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Germania sau \u00een \u021b\u0103rile europene nordice -, c\u0103 fusese chiar el, ca ucenic, lucr\u0103tor la forj\u0103 (aproape de neconceput, \u021bin\u00e2nd cont de constitu\u021bia de\u0219irat\u0103, de m\u00e2inile sale ne\u00eendem\u00e2natice c\u00e2nd apuca altceva \u00een afara instrumentului, paharului \u0219i \u021big\u0103rii). Dumnezeu, martorii \u0219i ascult\u0103torii f\u0103r\u0103 de voie pot spune cu adev\u0103rat ce a \u00eendrugat.<br \/>\n        La <strong>argu\u021bie<\/strong> era cel mai \u201epriceput\u201d. \u00ce\u0219i <strong>arogase<\/strong> Masc\u0103, probabil, toate \u00eenaltele pozi\u021bii, toate faptele mari &#8211; ce \u00eenc\u0103, muzical, nu veniser\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat; de\u0219i 1991 fusese de referin\u021b\u0103 pentru el; basist premiat al\u0103turi de band-ul cu care participase la festivalul de jazz de la Sibiu era nu la \u00eendem\u00e2na oricui -, toate bunele situa\u021bii, tot parcursul \u0219nur de c\u00e2nd nu se mai v\u0103zuse cu \u201ecapul\u201d sindicali\u0219tilor. Vorbeau, \u00eens\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 el, gura \u0219i setea. Fabula, exagera, min\u021bea de \u00eenghe\u021ba \u0219pri\u021bul \u00een pahar. \u00cen fine, vremurile bune se termin\u0103, tragi linie \u0219i&#8230;. La unii cu plus, la al\u021bii cu minus. Anii de r\u0103ze\u0219ie se \u00eentorseser\u0103, incursiunile slujitorilor lui \u0218tefan cel Mare f\u0103cuser\u0103, ca \u0219i-n urm\u0103 cu cinci sute \u0219i ceva de ani, ravagii. M\u00e2na\u021bi de aceea\u0219i foame, de aceea\u0219i sete \u0219i de acela\u0219i tupeu rural cu care sunt \u00eenzestra\u021bi genetic \u00eenc\u0103 din perioada <strong>ap\u021bian\u0103<\/strong> (de-alde cretacic&#8230;). Cur\u0103\u021baser\u0103 mesele de tac\u00e2murile \u201enefolositoare\u201d dup\u0103 cin\u0103, o \u0219terseser\u0103 cu pahare \u0219i scrumiere. C\u00e2te le-au stat la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 le dea mama Leana de urm\u0103, se \u0219i evaporaser\u0103. \u201e<strong>Araser\u0103<\/strong>\u201d \u0219i ogorul \u0103sta cu folos, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie sanc\u021biona\u021bi de <strong>arbitri<\/strong> (privesc la fotbal \u0219i de acolo influen\u021ba&#8230;).<br \/>\n        Se golise restaurantul. Revenise lini\u0219tea dinaintea \u201einunda\u021biei\u201d umane. Doar prin oficiu se mai auzeau zgomote de vase tr\u00e2ntite prin chiuvet\u0103. Ne lini\u0219tisem \u0219i noi. Ne hot\u0103r\u00e2r\u0103m s\u0103 punem cap\u0103t programului muzical, fiecare la instrumentul s\u0103u. \u0218i aproape c\u0103 eram pe picior de plecare. C\u00e2nd&#8230;. Se \u00eentoarce un aghiotant al sindicalistului prim \u0219i mi \u021bi-l ia deoparte pe \u201emaestrul\u201d Masc\u0103. \u201eAuzi\u021bi, domnule, m-a trimis \u0219efu&#8217; s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb: de unde \u00eel cunoa\u0219te\u021bi?\u201d Era de \u00eenchipuit cum va reac\u021biona. \u00cei \u0219tiam ticurile faciale, gestuale, reac\u021biile. \u00cencerca s\u0103 mestece vorbe \u0219i nu-i ie\u0219eau, se str\u00e2mba &#8211; de\u0219i era str\u00e2mb de la \u00eens\u0103\u0219i mama natur\u0103 -, ducea m\u00e2inile la \u00eent\u00e2mplare, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 compenseze amu\u021birea. A \u00eendrugat dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103zeci de secunde ceva, o aiureal\u0103 \u0219i-a eliberat \u201eadjunctul\u201d de ascultat alte bazaconii care i-ar fi venit \u00een minte dup\u0103 pauza de blocare. Dac\u0103 nu i-o fi zis chiar c\u0103 l-a confundat.<br \/>\n        Dar nu acesta este episodul cel mai marcant din cariera lui de \u00eempletitor de minciunele. Altul avea s\u0103 capaciteze \u0219i mai tare personajul. V\u0103zusem care-i erau \u201ecalit\u0103\u021bile\u201d \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde era dispus s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een rela\u021bionare. \u0218i vorba ceea, dac\u0103 \u021bi-ai purtat ucenicia printre rom\u00e2ni, cu str\u0103inii nu poate fi dec\u00e2t floare la ureche. Fiindc\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 uzezi doar un mic volum de cuvinte, restul se sub\u00een\u021beleg cu ajutorul onomatopeelor. C\u0103 \u0219i belgienii mai vorbesc franceza \u0219i la limba lui Balzac e tot rom\u00e2nul \u201eexpert\u201d.<br \/>\n        Tot a\u0219a. Cadrul aceluia\u0219i restaurant, cu aceea\u0219i meteahn\u0103, clien\u021bi sporadici \u0219i uneori lips\u0103. Masc\u0103 \u00een ve\u0219nic\u0103 pan\u0103 de \u021bigarete \u0219i mereu cu g\u00e2tlejul uscat. Unic client, un belgian \u2013 belgian doar prin grija recep\u021bionerului de serviciu; altfel, l-am fi declarat francez toat\u0103&#8230; noaptea r\u0103mas\u0103 la dispozi\u021bie s-o c\u00e2nt\u0103m (\u00een limitele bunului sim\u021b al unui program de unitate ,,alimentar\u0103\u201d cu \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 minim\u0103 la prelungire). De\u0219i sf\u0103tuit s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 iar vreo nef\u0103cut\u0103, la un moment dat s-a evaporat de la masa noastr\u0103 \u0219i l-am z\u0103rit dup\u0103 vreo cinci minute la masa&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le-o fi spus c\u0103 taic\u0103-su fusese arhivar la T\u00e2rgovi\u0219te, c\u0103 maic\u0103-sa c\u00e2ntase de fat\u0103 la acordeon, c\u0103 avea pe v\u0103r-su,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23719,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23715\/revisions\/23719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}