{"id":23685,"date":"2024-09-17T23:19:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-17T20:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23685"},"modified":"2024-09-17T23:19:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T20:19:30","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-arcanii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23685","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arc\u0103nii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Puhoaiele c\u00e2nd m\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Cum ploicelele astea tomnatice m\u0103turar\u0103 Gala\u021biul, m\u0103rile \u0219i oceanele, a\u0219a \u201eravagii\u201d se produseser\u0103 la Poieni\u021ba dup\u0103 furia sindicalist\u0103 desc\u0103rcat\u0103 pe mese, scaune, m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri \u0219i b\u0103uturi, dar mai ales pe tac\u00e2muri \u0219i scrumiere. Scuturaser\u0103 bine caro-tatele fe\u021be. C\u00e2nd a constatat mama Leana lipsa, \u0219i-a pus m\u00e2inile \u00een cap. Tot suplimentul ei avea s\u0103-l lase \u201eamanet\u201d lui Huru, care, intransigent, ba chiar violent verbal, nu \u021binea cont c\u00e2t h\u0103m\u0103leau angaja\u021bii ca s\u0103 satisfac\u0103 \u201epoftele\u201d clientelei, \u00eei lua otova, b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, tineri, experimenta\u021bi, novici, osp\u0103tari, buc\u0103tari, fochi\u0219ti, cameriste, sp\u0103l\u0103torese \u0219i recep\u021bioneri. Nu a\u0219tepta dec\u00e2t <strong>arg\u0103\u021bit<\/strong> din partea tuturor, era ve\u0219nic cu <strong>ariciul<\/strong> \u00een buzunar \u0219i nimeni nu i-ar fi intrat \u00een gra\u021bii cu nimic. C\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu, dup\u0103 vreo c\u00e2\u021biva ani, cineva avea s\u0103-i vin\u0103 de hac, nu aveam de unde s\u0103 \u0219tim prea mul\u021bi. Sl\u0103biciunile pentru femei, nu oricare, nu oric\u00e2nd, nu \u00een condi\u021bii normale. Doar cu tenuri <strong>ar\u0103mite<\/strong>, de\u0219i aflasem c\u0103 la momentul 1995 avea o frumuse\u021be de amant\u0103, \u0219ti\u021bi voi, blond\u0103, \u00eenalt\u0103, nu foarte t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, doar c\u00e2t s\u0103 fi dat \u00een p\u00e2rg \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 ciorba bun\u0103&#8230;, rafinat\u0103&#8230;. Doar c\u00e2nd a sim\u021bit el c\u0103 a venit sorocul. \u0218i doar cum i s-a oferit noua achizi\u021bie: pe de-a-ntregul, cu tot arsenalul posibil. \u00cen ciuda faptului c\u0103 <strong>artroza<\/strong> \u0219i <strong>artrita<\/strong> b\u0103teau la u\u0219\u0103. Ceea ce, \u00een parte, acum vreo opt ani, l-au \u0219i \u201epoftit la mas\u0103\u201d. \u0218i cu doi ani \u00een urm\u0103 l-au \u0219i \u201eservit\u201d.<br \/>\n       Masc\u0103. Personaj de c\u0103rticic\u0103 prin defini\u021bia fizic\u0103 \u0219i comportamentul nea\u0219teptat de bizar, ob\u021binut prin grelele cazne la care fusese sortit s\u0103 participe efectiv. C\u00e2nd te cheam\u0103 \u201edatoria\u201d, te duci \u00eentins oricare ar fi primejdia, oricare ar fi omul \u0219i oriunde te-ai afla. Propozi\u021bia de debut prezentat\u0103 cu bra\u021bele <strong>arcuind<\/strong> aerul avea s\u0103 fie doar preambul pentru seria de minciuni \u0219i de fantastice rememor\u0103ri, \u00eenc\u00e2t baronul M. ar fi r\u0103mas mut de uimire. Cro\u0219eta Masc\u0103 pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri ce n-au avut loc, dep\u0103na timpuri care nu existaser\u0103 faptic, fabula c\u00e2t pentru o armat\u0103 de gogomani. \u00cen numele setei \u0219i a nevoii de nicotin\u0103. <strong>Ap\u0103sase<\/strong> at\u00e2t de tare pedala nesim\u021birii &#8211; poate s-ar fi cuvenit tupeu; suna totu\u0219i ne neao\u0219; \u0219i nu era at\u00e2t de golan pe c\u00e2t se putea m\u0103sura cu atribuirea -, \u00eenc\u00e2t el, un neica nimeni, un intrus \u00een staff-ul \u0219efului de sindicat, devenise piesa principal\u0103, atrac\u021bia moldovenilor poposi\u021bi mai mult pentru necesit\u0103\u021bi dec\u00e2t pentru ceea ce a urmat.<br \/>\n        Cauz\u0103 \u0219i efect. Gole\u0219ti ma\u021bele, sim\u021bi un gol ce trebuie iar\u0103\u0219i umplut. Te-ai u\u0219urat la toalet\u0103, dar drumul anterior c\u0103tre \u0219i \u00eenapoi dup\u0103 trece prin sala de mese, unde, chiar f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eembietoarele arome de ciorb\u0103, cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi \u0219i friptur\u0103 &#8211; pe c\u00e2t de futile, c\u0103ci ziua \u0219i acelea\u0219i feluri, pe at\u00e2t de \u201enocive\u201d, c\u0103ci sunt cea mai de nest\u0103p\u00e2nit dependen\u021b\u0103 &#8211; prezente \u00een aer \u0219i cu c\u00e2rlig pentru nas, la vederea ambientului se trezesc \u00een tine toate poftele. \u00ce\u021bi las\u0103 gura ap\u0103, salivezi \u0219i dup\u0103 o coaj\u0103 de p\u00e2ine c\u00e2t de \u00eent\u0103rit\u0103 ar fi \u0219i m\u0103car un strop de ap\u0103. \u0218i pe c\u00e2t de hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2i, cu aportul prezen\u021bei amicilor, de conjunctur\u0103, se na\u0219te dorin\u021ba lui \u201eHai s\u0103 vedem ce au.\u201d, te a\u0219ezi \u0219i&#8230; a\u0219tep\u021bi. Fiindc\u0103 a\u0219a este la restaurant. Cu c\u00e2t mai lung\u0103&#8230;, cu at\u00e2t mai mare pofta cu care \u00eengurgitezi ulterior.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 ai totu\u0219i noroc de o echip\u0103 care merge strun\u0103, care \u0219tie s\u0103 se mobilizeze indiferent c\u0103 se apropie ora de plecare, indiferent c\u0103 era \u00een pauz\u0103 prelungit\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 voie, de clien\u021bi, <strong>aromind<\/strong> un dram pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 galantare \u0219i crati\u021be, indiferent de num\u0103rul \u0219i na\u021bia lor &#8211; unele spurcate, cum obi\u0219nuim s\u0103 spunem, \u00eentemeiat -, <strong>arom\u00e2ni<\/strong>, din \u201efundul\u201d \u021b\u0103rii <strong>ar\u0103deni<\/strong>, din s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 <strong>armean\u0103<\/strong>, \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 ori cine \u0219tie de unde din lume. S\u0103 porneasc\u0103 cronometrul \u0219i la comanda start s\u0103 percuteze ca glon\u021bul din pu\u0219c\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Puhoaiele c\u00e2nd m\u0103tur\u0103&#8230;. Cum ploicelele astea tomnatice m\u0103turar\u0103 Gala\u021biul, m\u0103rile \u0219i oceanele, a\u0219a \u201eravagii\u201d se produseser\u0103 la Poieni\u021ba dup\u0103 furia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23686,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23685\/revisions\/23686"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}