{"id":23642,"date":"2024-08-31T21:34:57","date_gmt":"2024-08-31T18:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23642"},"modified":"2024-08-31T21:34:57","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T18:34:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-arvanit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23642","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arvanit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       \u0218i nu b\u0103use nimic Masc\u0103.<br \/>\n       \u0218i ce-ar mai fi b\u0103ut! C\u00e2rciuma pustie cuc. Nu tu libian, nu tu umbr\u0103 de buzoian brunet, r\u00e2mnicean coclit ori orice alt\u0103 na\u021bie stricat\u0103. \u021aipenie de consumator. La ora 20 ne venise dor de duc\u0103 spre cas\u0103. S\u0103 plec\u0103m. Nec\u0103ji\u021bi, blaza\u021bi de at\u00e2ta lini\u0219te, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021beam masa fiecare cu g\u00e2ndurile lui. Lui Masc\u0103 \u00eei tremura musta\u021ba \u00een col\u021bul gurii. Cum deseori avea ticul ce nu-l p\u0103r\u0103sise din copil\u0103rie. Clipea deodat\u0103 cu spasmul, ba chiar avea \u0219i un icnet surd ca \u0219i cum ar fi \u00eenghi\u021bit g\u0103lu\u0219ca \u0219i \u00eengurgitarea fals\u0103 l-ar fi jenat, ar fi avut o greutate ce nu se l\u0103sa c\u0103zut\u0103 din g\u00e2t.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 erai afar\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru, zgomotul circula\u021biei de pe E 85 r\u0103zb\u0103tea dincolo de geamuri. Un muget de vac\u0103 plictisit\u0103 de paie, a\u0219a p\u0103rea. P\u00e2n\u0103 la un moment dat c\u00e2nd a deranjat-o ceva. Din pozi\u021bia noastr\u0103 nu se vedea mai nimic \u00eenspre poarta Poieni\u021bei. Holul u\u0219ii de la intrare, perdelele celorlalte geamuri vinovate. Totu\u0219i, st\u00e2nd care cum nimerise la mas\u0103, cei ce aveau acces vizual c\u0103tre \u0219osea au tres\u0103rit la p\u00e2lp\u00e2ielile combinate ale l\u0103mpilor de semnalizare \u0219i ale avariilor. M\u0103 ridicasem, \u00eenchisesem toate aparaturile muzicale \u0219i nemuzicale \u0219i at\u00e2rnam de plecare cu saco\u0219a cu partituri apucat\u0103 de toarte, dar cu toat\u0103 greutatea pe \u0219ezutul scaunului, dup\u0103 ce o scosesem de pe sp\u0103tar. Trezit parc\u0103 din vis, Masc\u0103 a apucat s\u0103 rosteasc\u0103 propozi\u021bia magic\u0103 ca s\u0103 ne de\u0219tepte \u0219i pe noi: \u201eVin piticii!\u201d.<br \/>\n       <strong>Arsesem<\/strong> gazul degeaba dou\u0103 ore. Speran\u021bele c\u0103 vom mai face un ban \u00een acea sear\u0103 se risipiser\u0103, dar ne-am l\u0103sat am\u0103gi\u021bi \u0219i-atunci ca \u0219i alt\u0103dat\u0103. O intra cineva&#8230;. \u201eB\u0103, a tras la noi un autocar. Mai \u0219tii&#8230;?\u201d \u0218i-au \u00eenceput s\u0103 intre, timid, c\u00e2\u021biva in\u0219i m\u00e2na\u021bi de dorin\u021ba vizit\u0103rii toaletei. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama bine ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpla, unii s-au a\u0219ezat \u0219i la mas\u0103.<br \/>\n        \u201e<strong>Ardeia\u0219<\/strong>, ardei, mujdei,\/ Ciorb\u0103 ad\u0103-ne, m\u0103i \u021bal,\/ P\u00e2n\u0103 comanda ne-o iei,\/ Un pahar de Murfatlar!\u201d Cei ferici\u021bi intraser\u0103 primii \u0219i g\u0103siser\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 locuri \u201eeligibile\u201d \u0219i osp\u0103tari &#8211; bucuro\u0219i &#8211; dispu\u0219i s\u0103 le \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 toate dorin\u021bele. Adic\u0103: scrumiere &#8211; se fuma ca la turci \u00een\u0103untru oric\u0103rei \u00eenc\u0103peri de oriunde \u0219i cu orice destina\u021bie -, un set de tac\u00e2muri, c\u00e2te un pahar, ap\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2te-un vini\u0219or r\u0103zle\u021b. Timpurile grele, ei veni\u021bi de pe frontul&#8230;. Luptei cu guvernele. Care pe care. Bani pu\u021bini, locuri de munc\u0103 \u00eempu\u021binate, speran\u021be ioc. Se clocea de-o revolu\u021bie&#8230;. Ce n-avea s\u0103 vin\u0103 cur\u00e2nd \u0219i nici s\u0103 izb\u00e2ndeasc\u0103. A\u0219adar: sindicali\u0219ti &#8211; pleav\u0103 cu poten\u021b\u0103 beligerant\u0103; c\u00e2te un \u0219efule\u021b de grup; tartorul dracilor, \u0219eful de sindicat pe ramur\u0103; aghiotan\u021bii lui.<br \/>\n        Primul grup: \u201edezam\u0103gitor\u201d de \u00eencurajator. Ne-a smuls hainele de pe noi, ne-a b\u0103gat \u201e\u00een priz\u0103\u201d, la propriu \u0219i la figurat, ne-a pus \u00een a\u0219teptare. \u00cen aceea\u0219i formul\u0103, fiecare \u201ecelebru\u201d \u00een felul lui, Sticl\u0103, Masc\u0103, Bebi, Tamba \u0219i eu, Fulgeric\u0103. Ne d\u0103deam coate, schimbam p\u0103reri despre ce \u0219i cum vom impulsiona \u201epiticii\u201d din autocar s\u0103 lase nu numai osp\u0103tarilor plata meniului \u0219i un mic surplus, ci \u0219i nou\u0103. Dar cu fereal\u0103. \u201eS\u0103 nu se prind\u0103 gagiii.\u201d<br \/>\n        Studiul fe\u021belor, analizarea mersului, \u201ehermeneutica\u201d limbajului de socializare, diagrama frecven\u021belor \u0219i amplitudinii sunetelor emise ori lipsa lor, estetica vestimenta\u021biei, aproximarea v\u00e2rstei, c\u00e2nt\u0103rirea \u0219i m\u0103surarea din ochi, abordarea predilec\u021biilor de gen, toate de rezolvat \u00een doar c\u00e2teva minute. Nu ai timp s\u0103 z\u0103bove\u0219ti mai mult, nu ai voie s\u0103 ratezi conturarea unui tablou corect \u0219i nici nu ai dreptul la mai mult de o \u00eencercare sau o gre\u0219eal\u0103. Orice e\u0219ec \u00eenseamn\u0103 un pariu pierdut cu asigurarea traiului din ziua urm\u0103toare.<br \/>\n       \u0218i ei \u00eenc\u0103 \u201e<strong>apuntau<\/strong>\u201d&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i nu b\u0103use nimic Masc\u0103. \u0218i ce-ar mai fi b\u0103ut! C\u00e2rciuma pustie cuc. 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