{"id":23609,"date":"2024-08-24T21:00:30","date_gmt":"2024-08-24T18:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23609"},"modified":"2024-08-24T21:00:30","modified_gmt":"2024-08-24T18:00:30","slug":"brigada-diverse-ba-nene-porti-ca-si-ursu-bice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23609","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (B)\u0103 (n)ene, por(\u021b)i (c)a (\u0219)i Urs(u) (b)ice!"},"content":{"rendered":"

24 august 2024<\/strong>
\n Se vedem ce s-a mai str\u00e2ns de vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eencoace.
\n Oric\u00e2t de miliardar ai fi – discut\u0103m de permisiunile \u0219i m\u00e2na liber\u0103 cu care se \u201edelecteaz\u0103\u201d -, la 81 de ani e\u0219ti un babal\u00e2c c\u0103ruia nu-i mai arde de iubire. Fie el \u021airiac sau alt\u0103 mumie \u201eproviden\u021bial\u0103\u201d, l\u0103sa\u021bi, stimate fe\u021be colegiale, astfel de subiecte de-un mondenism \u00eendoielnic. Mai c\u0103uta\u021bi \u0219i altceva \u00een afara \u201eprofan\u0103rii\u201d tinere\u021bii. Trimite\u021bi-v\u0103 ideile de acest gen la azil.
\n \u0218colile \u0219i c\u0103minele gazd\u0103 – chiar \u0219i facult\u0103\u021bi – au fost totdeauna la limita unei bune primiri. \u0218i una este s\u0103 ob\u021bii – greu spune Deca – miliona\u0219e \u0219i alta s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 la repunerea lor \u00een circuitul \u0219colar. De obicei, to\u021bi cei angaja\u021bi s\u0103 aduc\u0103 cl\u0103dirile la cel mult starea de dinainte, de c-un an \u00een urm\u0103, ori nu se pricep, ori angajeaz\u0103 pe al\u021bii mai nepricepu\u021bi, ori nu primesc banii la timp. De aceea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u00eenc\u0103 arat\u0103 cum \u0219ti\u021bi: jerpelit, decrepit, cu g\u00e2ndaci, \u0219oricei \u0219i \u0219obolani.
\n Tot de pe la Sinteza zilei de vin date contradictorii. \u00cen prezentarea \u0219tirii deja reluate, G\u00e2dea – \u00eei este chipul ata\u0219at – scrie o dat\u0103 \u201edomn de c\u0103ldur\u0103\u201d \u0219i ca titlu \u201edom de c\u0103ldur\u0103\u201d. Nu m\u0103 leg de inconsecven\u021b\u0103, ci de o extrapolare. De ce nu i s-a spus direct un zg\u00e2rie nori de c\u0103ldur\u0103\u201d?
\n \u0102sta – din imagine – e un pupat. S\u0103rutatul este altceva, eman\u0103 tr\u0103iri, dorin\u021be. Nicidecum nu poate fi vorba despre a\u0219a ceva. Nu cu el dublu fa\u021b\u0103 de pup\u0103cioas\u0103, nici ea vreo balerin\u0103. \u0218i brun\u0103, \u0219i deloc sl\u0103bu\u021b\u0103 nici ea. Gluma batjocoritoare este totu\u0219i de gustat. Pare c\u0103 ea \u201e\u00eel umfl\u0103\u201d pe el. Sau \u00eencerca s\u0103-i mai reduc\u0103 din volum?
\n Domnilor! A\u0219a ceva, de-ar fi at\u00e2t de eficient \u0219i capabil de minuni, ar fi ultra apreciat \u0219i r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit oriunde \u00een lume. Doar se c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 ochii \u0219i urechile sunt greu spre imposibil de adus la starea ini\u021bial\u0103.
\n Ciudat. S\u0103 ajung\u0103 un om at\u00e2t de departe…. Musk.
\n N-a fugit, le-a spus. Crin a \u201eplecat\u201d \u0219i bine a f\u0103cut. La ce lichele erau \u00een partid…. S-a dus omul \u00een lume v\u0103z\u00e2nd cu ochii.
\n Cine \u0219i cum a ajuns s\u0103 pun\u0103 rezolu\u021bia c\u0103 oricare dintre noi am fi cuprin\u0219i de pornirea de a st\u0103p\u00e2ni? Mie nu mi-a stat niciodat\u0103 \u00een fire s\u0103 doresc conducerea nim\u0103nui, nici chiar atunci c\u00e2nd a\u0219 fi avut nevoie doar de ajutor.
\n \u0218i ce-a\u021bi vrea, rege, \u0219ef de clan, buliba\u0219\u0103 \u00een fruntea \u021b\u0103rii? C\u0103 n-ar vrea nimeni s\u0103 fie \u0219eful cel mare din cauza relu\u0103rii stagiului militar obligatoriu…. C\u0103 a sc\u0103zut apetitul la pre\u0219edin\u021bie. A\u0219i!
\n O muiere c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103, prinz\u00e2ndu-\u0219i b\u0103rbatul prin efectul de ping pong al re\u021belelor de socializare. Gravid\u0103, gata s\u0103 nasc\u0103. El la mare cu amanta. Ea: \u201eE\u0219ti dezgust\u0103tor!\u201d. Nu l-o fi v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd a plecat de acas\u0103 c\u0103 este o mic\u0103 huidum\u0103? T\u00e2n\u0103r totu\u0219i, cu o anvergur\u0103 a p\u00e2ntecului ce-o dep\u0103\u0219ea pe nevast\u0103-sa, sigur. Sau mai \u0219tii?
\n Mai bine ne-ar comunica meteorologii c\u00e2nd se termin\u0103 c\u0103ldura. C\u0103 frigul \u0219i z\u0103pada vin cu certitudine la iarn\u0103. Tot \u201eblitz…\u201d-ul \u201egrijuliu\u201d….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

24 august 2024 Se vedem ce s-a mai str\u00e2ns de vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eencoace. Oric\u00e2t de miliardar ai fi – discut\u0103m<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23610,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23609\/revisions\/23610"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}