{"id":23582,"date":"2024-08-16T15:39:07","date_gmt":"2024-08-16T12:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23582"},"modified":"2024-08-16T15:39:07","modified_gmt":"2024-08-16T12:39:07","slug":"brigada-diverse-du-melec-banda-finului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23582","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (D)u, Mele(c), (b)anda fi(n)ului!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16 august 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n          Saru-l. F\u0103r\u0103 cratim\u0103, la o aducere aminte. Coleg de liceu. S-ar-ul normal, jurnalistic, face v\u00e2lv\u0103 \u00een jurul unei posibile \u00eenfiin\u021b\u0103ri de poli\u021bie rutier\u0103 pentru noua autostrad\u0103. C\u00e2t de r\u0103u poate fi? Deloc. Oricum nu-\u0219i mai exercit\u0103 nimeni atribu\u021biile. S-au \u00eenmul\u021bit cazurile \u00een care accidentele sunt mortale, cazurile \u00een care \u0219oferii nu sunt de fapt \u0219oferi, cazurile \u00een care nu se respect\u0103 deloc regulile minime de circula\u021bie, animozit\u0103\u021bile etc. Iar poli\u021bi\u0219tii sunt ast\u0103zi cei care dau tonul tuturor neregulilor.<br \/>\n         Iote, bre, colo la Timi\u0219oara, Super Rally. Cu fe\u021be cunoscute, de-alde Mihai Leu.<br \/>\n         Ce-or avea protestele din Anglia cu ne traiul \u00een comunism, conexat de domn Cristoiu, dumnezeu \u0219tie. Problema imigr\u0103rii nu face subiectul niciunei reduceri la unitate \u00een sistemele statale unde egalitatea este clamat\u0103 \u0219i impus\u0103. Alte resorturi ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine un str\u0103in, nu mai pleac\u0103 \u0219i emite preten\u021bii de proprietar. O s\u0103 fie doar \u00eenceputul unei lungi perioade de trezire din marasmul cosmopolitismului.<br \/>\n        Nu pompierul de r\u00e2nd rezolv\u0103 o situa\u021bie de incendiu cu anvergur\u0103 extraordinar\u0103. Nu cu mijloacele rudimentare din Rom\u00e2nia. Ci ma\u0219ini performante \u0219i surse de ap\u0103 la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. Ce faci cu 44 de rom\u00e2na\u0219i c\u00e2nd p\u0103l\u0103laia greceasc\u0103 este de 1000 de ori mai mare dec\u00e2t orice incendiu la care ei au fost p\u0103rta\u0219i?<br \/>\n        Acum am ocazia s\u0103 strecor ce-am auzit la mare \u00een cea de-a doua zi. O feti\u021b\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i chestiona mama, fum\u0103toare \u0219i cititoare \u00eentre dou\u0103 bronz\u0103ri, pe tema unei excep\u021bii de scurt\u0103 durat\u0103: \u201eMam\u0103, de ce nu sunt \u021bigani?\u201d. La care mama a ripostat tot cu o \u00eentrebare \u0219i n-a primit m\u0103car o \u00eendoial\u0103 din partea fiicei: \u201e\u0218i-ai vrea s\u0103 fie?\u201d. S\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 te obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti cu o astfel de na\u021bie \u0219i lipsa s\u0103 nedumereasc\u0103. Mie nu-mi lipsesc. Ei, dar \u0219tirea \u0219tire se refer\u0103 la o reuniune de \u201eclas\u0103\u201d a ciripitorilor l\u0103ut\u0103re\u0219ti, \u201elegende\u201d \u00een inima lini\u0219tii buzoiene, \u00een Cr\u00e2ng.<br \/>\n       Ini\u021bial am crezut c\u0103 semnatarul ur\u0103rii \u201ev\u00e2nt la pupa\u201d, pentru lansata la ap\u0103, nava R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat, venea din partea fost primului or\u0103\u0219enesc, Radu Ghe., ca s\u0103 trag un perdaf actualei \u021bineri la mare pre\u021b. C\u00e2nd colo era altul: Gheorghe Cristian.<br \/>\n          Domnul ce a comandat o cult\u0103 din manea osp\u0103tarului de serviciu AI, trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 n-a f\u0103cut altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 afle provenien\u021ba stric\u0103ciunii. N-am fost curios s\u0103 ascult \u201ece-a ie\u0219it\u201d, dar cum cunosc bini\u0219or muzichiile \u0219i reu\u0219esc repede s\u0103 realizez compara\u021bii, sunt sigur c\u0103 afirma\u021bia mea este adev\u0103rat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Au unii o \u201einspira\u021bie\u201d&#8230;. Cum s\u0103 denume\u0219ti un festival \u201eTaur negru de C\u0103rbuna\u201d. Las totu\u0219i mirarea la o parte, d\u00e2n\u0219ii-s moldoveni.<br \/>\n        Dup\u0103 descrierea intr\u0103rii monumentale \u00een m\u0103n\u0103stirea amintit\u0103 de Adso, personajul umbertian din romanul \u201eNumele trandafirului\u201d, transformat de Eco \u00een povestitor, sunt mult mai atent \u0219i mirat peste poate de modul \u00een care s-au realizat toate marile catedrale. C\u00e2te detalii, c\u00e2t de sofisticate, c\u00e2t de sfid\u0103toare la adresa uneltelor actuale \u0219i gravita\u021biei. Am \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 ni\u0219te&#8230; &#8211; nici nu \u0219tiu cum se cheam\u0103 &#8211; cercuri pline de forme dintre cele mai fistichii, \u00eencadr\u00e2nd alte \u0219i alte figurine p\u00e2n\u0103 la un mic col\u0103cel \u00een centru. O nebunie! Chiar \u0219i remediile \u0219i umplerea golurilor care r\u0103m\u00e2neau dup\u0103 \u00eencadrarea formelor de gata te dau pe spate. Ce solu\u021bii, ce \u00eembin\u0103ri!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 august 2024 Saru-l. F\u0103r\u0103 cratim\u0103, la o aducere aminte. Coleg de liceu. 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