La c\u00e2rciuma din sat, dup\u0103 o zi canicular\u0103…
\n– `Ai noro`, b\u0103`!
\n– Mnoroc, b\u0103, Marine!
\n– B\u0103, da` voi a\u021bi dormit aci? C\u0103 \u0219i-asear\u0103 tot aci era\u021bi!
\n– Nu, b\u0103! Da` de ce-ntrebi? Ce? \u021ai-e fric\u0103 c-am b\u0103ut mai mult ca tine? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– B\u0103, Ionete, mi-e cam fric\u0103, z\u0103u!… Sandulee! Adu-mi b\u0103, o bere! B\u0103, da` vezi s\u0103 hie rece, auzi?
\n– Iete la el?!… B\u0103, Marine, a dormit Sofic\u0103-ta p\u0103 izmenele tale, de-aia vii la ora asta?… C\u00e2nd ai b\u0103ut tu la mine bere cald\u0103, b\u0103?
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! `Ai, b\u0103, ce dracu`? Nu \u0219tii de glume?… \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 pro\u0219tii \u0103\u0219tea… da` taman tu, b\u0103? Tu e\u0219ti om citit, b\u0103! Aveam preten\u021bii c\u0103 te-ai de\u0219teptat de c\u00e2te etichete de sticle ai citit la vea\u021ba ta! H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– B\u0103, Marine! Ia vezi, c\u0103 dac\u0103 deschid caietu` \u0103la \u0219i adun toate datoriile, cre` c\u0103 \u021bi-o iau \u0219i p\u0103 Sofica, \u0219i tot nu le pl\u0103te\u0219ti, auzi? H\u0103, h\u0103 h\u0103!
\n– B\u0103, mai d\u0103-te dracu` de haps\u00e2n! Nu \u021bi-am pl\u0103tit, b\u0103, mereu?! Ha? Zi, b\u0103!…
\n– Ai pl\u0103tit, b\u0103, ai pl\u0103tit! Da` tot ai r\u0103mas cu datorii!… Na! O trec pe caiet?
\n– Trece-o, nu \u021bi-ar mai trece mul\u021bi \u00eenainte la cimitir! C\u0103… `Ai noroc, b\u0103!… Ahaa! Bun\u0103 o ai, da` rar o dai!
\n– B\u0103, Marine! Ia zi, b\u0103, ce zici de c\u0103ldurile-astea? Ne ia dracu` p\u0103 to\u021bi! Nu mai apuc\u0103m iarna!…
\n– B\u0103, p\u0103 tine nici dracu` nu te ia, ur\u00e2tule! C\u0103 \u0219i el se sperie de tine!…
\n– `Ai, b\u0103, d\u0103-te dracu`! Frumosule care e\u0219ti! Iete la el! Unde erea frumuse\u021bea!…
\n– B\u0103! De murit n-om muri, da` nici bine n-om duce-o! Io zic s\u0103 nu vinde\u021bi gr\u00e2ul de anul \u0103sta, ca s\u0103 ave\u021bi din ce face p\u00e2ine!.. B\u0103, Ionete! S-o trimi\u021bi p\u0103 nevast\u0103-ta la m\u0103-sa, s\u0103-nve\u021be s\u0103 fr\u0103m\u00e2nte \u0219i coca, b\u0103! C\u0103 de-nv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 umble p\u0103 tictocu` \u0103la v\u0103z c\u0103 a-nv\u0103\u021bat! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! S-a umplut lumea de ea, numa` tu nu \u0219tii nimica!…
\n– Da` tu de unde \u0219tii, b\u0103? Te-a l\u0103sat a ta p\u0103 telefon? C-am auzit c\u0103 \u0219i telefonul \u021bi-l d\u0103 cu program! He, he, he!… C\u00e2t? Un minut?… H\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– R\u00e2zi ca sfecla-n gura vacii, b\u0103, Mormolocule! Tu vorbe\u0219ti?… Ahhaa! Noroc cu berea asta, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pui io la mintea ta, b\u0103\u0103\u0103! Tu \u00eensoar\u0103-te, b\u0103, amarule, c\u0103 nici babele nu-\u021bi mai d\u0103 de leac, \u0219i p-orm\u0103 s\u0103 vorghe\u0219ti! Ai ajuns la 47 de ani \u0219i ai r\u0103mas de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 la toate femeile!…. B\u0103\u0103\u0103… nerodule!
\n– Bre, bre, nea Marine! Las\u0103-l… las\u0103-l p\u0103… p\u0103 \u0103sta… \u0103sta! Zi… zi.. ce face Putin? Putin? \u00cei bate … bate… p\u0103 crainenii… crainenii \u0103ia?.. Ai? Ai? Zi! Zi!
\n– B\u0103, Gu\u0219atule! De un` s\u0103 \u0219tiu io, b\u0103? Ce?! Io-s tac-su? Da` nu se las\u0103 el la \u0103\u0219tea, b\u0103! Noi s\u0103 zicem s\u0103ru` m\u00e2na c\u0103 nu ne-a b\u0103gat primaru` gaze, c\u0103, acuma\u0219a n-are \u0103\u0219tea ce s\u0103 ne taie! C\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eenchide \u0103la caneaua, canci c\u0103ldur\u0103 la iarn\u0103 pentru \u0103ia de la ora\u0219e! N\u0103dejdea aia, pune m\u00e2na \u0219i ia-\u021bi lemne, c\u0103 o s\u0103 vie fi-tu peste tine-n cas\u0103, s\u0103 se-nc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 la sob\u0103! H\u0103! H\u0103!
\n– Las` s\u0103 vie, bre! Las` s\u0103 vie!… C\u0103… c\u0103… am scos via \u0219i am butuci… butuci… am t\u0103iat \u0219i nucu`… nucu`… \u0103l b\u0103tr\u00e2n… b\u0103tr\u00e2n! \u0218i e copchilu` meu! Doar nu l-oi l\u0103sa-n frig… frig! C\u0103 nu poci… nu poci! Da!… Da!…
\n– Tu nu po\u021bi, b\u0103, da` el te-a l\u0103sat s\u0103 dormi \u00een gar\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-ai dus la el!… Te-a l\u0103sat? Zi!
\n– Ei, m-a l\u0103sat, b\u0103, m-a l\u0103sat! M-a l\u0103sat! Da` l-am iertat! C\u0103 io nu poci… c\u0103 e copchilu` meu… copchilu` meu! Tai gardu` \u0219i-l bag p\u0103 foc, da` nu-l las!… Nu-l las!…
\n– Auzi, bre, nea Marine? Ce zici de \u0103\u0219tea de ne conduce, bre?
\n– B\u0103, da` ce sunt io, de m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi to\u021bi numa` p\u0103 mine? Ce-s Mafalda lu` Nostradamus \u0103la?!… Voi n-ave\u021bi ochi s\u0103 vede\u021bi?!… Zi, m\u0103, tu, m\u0103, Bleand\u0103?! Tu, ce vezi cu ochiu` \u0103la bun?
\n– Mbree, mneaa Marine! Iooo, v\u0103z ne\u0219te chestii, daaa` nu poci s\u0103 spui a\u0219aa ca matale!…
\n– Las\u0103, b\u0103\u0103! Zi, ce vezi!
\n– Mmm… io v\u0103z c\u0103 o s-ajungem r\u0103u, bre! M\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine mn-o s\u0103 ne mai vedem p-acilea s\u0103 bem bere la umbr\u0103! Mmm… C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 mai hie ap\u0103 pentru bere!
\n– H\u0103! H\u0103! I-auzi, b\u0103, Sandule, ce `ce \u0103sta! Cic\u0103 o s\u0103 dai falement cu c\u00e2rciuma ta!
\n– Mdeaa! \u0218i voi v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u00een gura lu` Bleand\u0103?… Cum, b\u0103, s\u0103 nu mai hie ap\u0103? Taman acu`, c\u00e2nd ne-a b\u0103gat primaru` \u0219i nou\u0103, la robinet, de n-o pl\u0103te\u0219te niminea, to\u021bi o fur\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i ude gr\u0103dinile, da` to\u021bi \u021bip\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103l\u0103lalt fur\u0103! Nu v\u0103 mai uita\u021bi, b\u0103, la Antena 3, la G\u00e2dea \u0219i la toate le\u0219inatele alea de se-nro\u0219esc la fa\u021b\u0103 ca curcanu` \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103!…
\n– Da` la ce s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m, b\u0103, Sandule! \u00cenva\u021b\u0103-ne pre noi \u00eendrept\u0103rile taaleee.. H\u0103, H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– Uita\u021bi-v\u0103 la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, b\u0103! C\u0103 e cr\u0103pat! Uita\u021bi-v\u0103 la porumb, b\u0103! C\u0103 e uscat!… Uita\u021bi-v\u0103 la…
\n– Las\u0103, b\u0103, c\u0103 via nu e uscat\u0103! O s\u0103 hie vin \u0219i tescovin\u0103! H\u0103, h\u0103! C\u0103, dac\u0103 n-o mai hi ap\u0103, v\u00e2nz vaca \u0219i beau vin!… C\u0103 \u0219i dacii a f\u0103cut la fel \u0219i a tr\u0103it dou\u0103 mii de ani!… N-om muri noi acuma! Ietee!
\n– Ia! Ia t\u0103ce\u021bi, b\u0103 din gur\u0103! Ce se-aude?… Voi n-auzi\u021bi?…
\n– H\u0103h\u0103\u0103\u0103! E popa Vartic, b\u0103! A plecat prin sat cu icoana s\u0103 fac\u0103 slujb\u0103 de ploaie!… Ia!… Iete p\u0103 baba Fila… p\u0103 \u021ba\u021ba Rada… numa` babe!… Baba ta unde-i, b\u0103, Artioame? H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– B\u0103, io te bag \u00een… auzi?! A ta unde-i? La n\u0103mol? Se obi\u0219nuie\u0219te cu p\u0103m\u00e2ntu`? H\u0103! H\u0103! Nu te lua cu mine-n gur\u0103 c\u0103 n-ajungi bine!…
\n– P\u0103rinte! P\u0103rinte!… `Ai oleac\u0103-ncoa`!.. Hai, bre n-auzi?!…
\n– Ce e m\u0103, p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219ilor! Staaa\u021bi aicea tol\u0103ni\u021bi \u0219i turna\u021bi la bere-n voi, da` s\u0103 veni\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 ruga\u021bi s\u0103 plou\u0103, nu veni\u021bi nici de-ai dracu`! Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103!…
\n– P\u0103rinte!… P\u0103rinte!… Binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103 berea asta, c\u0103 tare bun\u0103-i! S\u0103 fie de sufletu` mor\u021bilor de sete!… Ca mine-a\u0219a! Ia \u0219i matale o gur\u0103, c\u0103 \u021bi-o fi sete!… H\u0103, h\u0103!…
\n– O s-ajungi \u00een iad, b\u0103, Ionete! Vai de capu` \u0219i de sufletu` t\u0103u!…. B\u0103, Sandule! E rece berea aia?
\n– Rece, p\u0103rinte! Ca morm\u00e2ntu`! He, he!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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