{"id":23544,"date":"2024-08-05T21:06:29","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T18:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23544"},"modified":"2024-08-05T21:06:29","modified_gmt":"2024-08-05T18:06:29","slug":"brigada-diverse-e-ziua-si-randul-vostru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23544","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E) zi(u)a \u0219(i) r(\u00e2)ndul (v)ostru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 august 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         De neratat \u00eentrebarea: de ce-ar folosi extratere\u0219trii lumin\u0103 la ale lor \u201emijloace de transport interstelare\u201d? Tot Edison le-a procurat becurile?<br \/>\n         Bine, dac\u0103 ne lu\u0103m dup\u0103 inscrip\u021biile \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate pe drumurile jude\u021bene, sunt \u0219i acelea localit\u0103\u021bi. Dar c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd nu se vor mai numi a\u0219a. Ca demonstra\u021bie c\u0103 nu \u00eenaintez gogo\u0219i&#8230;. M\u0103 uitam dup\u0103 numele unui ora\u0219 din lume care s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 la un fel cu metagrama titlului din articolul anterior. Zic: \u201eHai, poate o fi vreunul fistichiu la noi \u00een \u021bar\u0103, \u00eenainte de a deschide grani\u021bele nesf\u00e2r\u0219itei luni.\u201d. Ioc. Am dat totu\u0219i peste o statistic\u0103 la \u00eendem\u00e2na oricui, 319, \u201e&#8230; \u00een prezent&#8230;\u201d &#8211; sesiza\u021bi \u0219i la ei cum planeaz\u0103 incertitudinea -, urbi (acu-l folosesc prima dat\u0103; pus \u00een dificultate de ne uzul pluralului, m-am adresat sp\u0103\u0219it dex-ului) mai mari \u0219i cu totul mici de la 91, sub Codlea, care adun\u0103 de pu\u021bin peste 20.000 de locuitori. \u0218i liliputane, adev\u0103rate sate de la 174 \u00een jos, sub Lipova, cu mai pu\u021bin de 10.000 de locuitori. St\u0103 bine Br\u0103ila (11), Buz\u0103ul (19), Foc\u0219enii-s pe 28, iar cea mai cea a\u0219ezare, ve\u021bi fi uimi\u021bi, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 garnizoana militar\u0103, mare odinioar\u0103, cu general de general, acolo unde-mi m\u00e2nc\u0103 scrisul nop\u021bile \u0219i zilele vreo 9 luni, la \u00eentrecere cu t\u00e2rgul \u00een jurul c\u0103ruia graviteaz\u0103, Flore\u0219ti, sat \u00een toat\u0103 regula, dar unul neobi\u0219nuit pentr-un reg\u0103\u021bean \u00een 1987-1988, unde c\u00e2inii defilau periodic al\u0103turi de st\u0103p\u00e2ni, \u00een les\u0103, lan\u021b cu zgard\u0103, \u00een drum spre vaccinare, 52.735, o explozie de rom\u00e2ni \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 20 de ani. De la 7000 \u0219i ceva, la 22.000 \u00een zece ani \u0219i apoi la num\u0103rul de mai sus \u00een 2021. Deci, s\u0103 nu se mai lamenteze jurnali\u0219tii c\u0103 prin limitrofele buzoiene nu s-a n\u0103scut anul trecut niciun pui de \u021b\u0103ran. Se nasc \u00een alt\u0103 parte.<br \/>\n         Ca s\u0103 te aga\u021be de nas. Cum s\u0103 fie gratis cadastrarea? C\u00e2nd a fost vreodat\u0103? \u0218i numai ca s\u0103 faci copii ordinare, nu mai spun de cele legalizate, \u0219i tot te scarpini \u00een buzunar. Vr\u0103jeli pentru pro\u0219ti.<br \/>\n        Femei&#8230;. De necatalogat. Pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc, se \u021b\u0103c\u0103nesc. \u0218i nu se uit\u0103 cum se scurg toate alea pe ele, cu ce se \u00eembrac\u0103 sau ce le apuc\u0103. Deun\u0103zi vreo dou\u0103 expirate prinseser\u0103 aripi din sal\u0103 \u0219i purceser\u0103 pe scen\u0103. C\u0103-i \u0219i spusei nevestei: numai s\u0103 te prind c-ajungi ca&#8230;, c\u0103-\u021bi rup picioarele!<br \/>\n        Relativ \u0103sta este&#8230;. Nu e nici u\u0219or, nici&#8230;cum. La muzic\u0103 e chin. Nu \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 nimeni nici repede, nici lesne. \u0218i nu-s nici cinci instrumente la care c\u00e2ntatul s\u0103 fie o joac\u0103. Nici la frunz\u0103 m\u0103car.<br \/>\n        Unii&#8230; n-au ce face. Jurnalistic. S\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti ceva fantastic la muzican\u021bi de duzin\u0103. S\u0103-\u021bi mai \u0219i alegi din text un fragment pe care s\u0103-l faci head pe facebook. M\u00e2ndr\u0103, cic\u0103, modern\u0103 \u0219i cu pieile bronzate (o fi dintre cele cu piele laxate de mai sus). Mai s\u0103 cred c\u0103 \u201esubiecta\u201d e \u021biganc\u0103 sadea.<br \/>\n        Scor 2-1. Pentru \u00eenc\u0103 gazda pre\u0219edin\u021biei. La numiri. Ioha doi consilieri pe post de ambasadori, Ciolacu unul singur.<br \/>\n        La c\u00e2te nenorociri p\u0103\u021be\u0219te omul&#8230;. Dar nu po\u021bi lin\u0219a mediatic o afacere tacit acceptat\u0103 de orice r\u00e2mnicean. \u00cen ea s-au sc\u0103ldat majoritatea. S\u0103 acuzi&#8230;. Dac\u0103 e un fundament. C\u0103 a\u0219a de aruncat vorbe fiecare ar putea s\u0103 le scoat\u0103 pe gur\u0103 nefondat. Hai c\u0103 la un ins neglijent &#8211; asta din folclorul minutelor de resuscitare nereu\u0219ite -, b\u0103tr\u00e2n, bolnav te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103-i cad\u0103 guvernul fiziologic sub asediul revolu\u021biei nelu\u0103rii tratamentului, \u00eens\u0103 la un t\u00e2n\u0103r, precum cel stins dup\u0103 nenum\u0103rate zile (\u0219apte-opt sau mai pu\u021bine tind c\u0103tre infinit) de&#8230; &#8211; incalificabile decizii sanitare &#8211; spitalizare, ai totdeauna speran\u021be de supravie\u021buire \u0219i chiar mai mult. E de ajuns s\u0103 postulezi propozi\u021bia \u201etinerii nu mor niciodat\u0103\u201d ca s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama ce putere de regenerare are organismul la acea v\u00e2rst\u0103. E suficient s\u0103 nasc\u0103 \u00een oricine \u00eentreb\u0103ri genetice, anamnestice. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 august 2024 De neratat \u00eentrebarea: de ce-ar folosi extratere\u0219trii lumin\u0103 la ale lor \u201emijloace de transport interstelare\u201d? Tot Edison<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23544"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23545,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23544\/revisions\/23545"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}