{"id":23530,"date":"2024-08-01T22:32:52","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T19:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23530"},"modified":"2024-08-01T22:32:52","modified_gmt":"2024-08-01T19:32:52","slug":"brigada-diverse-ol-din-mola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23530","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (O)l di(n) (M)ola"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>31 iulie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n        De ce nu? Poate st\u0103 vreunul afurisit pe fundul oceanului \u0219i degaj\u0103 oxigen dintr-o instala\u021bie. Ne mai \u00eentreb\u0103m cum de se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 asemenea \u201eanomalie\u201d? P\u0103i copacul nu e ciudat? Nu suge el dioxid de carbon \u0219i d\u0103 la schimb gazul vital vie\u021bii? Nu e ciudat c\u0103 la noi este invers? Cic\u0103 nu-s dumiri\u021bi cercet\u0103torii&#8230;.<br \/>\n        R\u00e2mnicelu, Drogu, R\u00e2mnic&#8230;. Pline, fra\u021bilor, de nelegiui\u021bi. D-ei de \u0219ofeaz\u0103 pe \u0219est, d-ei de beau. \u0218i nu b\u0103utura este problema, ci toat\u0103 pleiada de substan\u021be care le macin\u0103 tinerilor&#8230; tinere\u021bea. Ciudat, totu\u0219i. Rar se mai z\u0103resc la datorie cei ce ar trebui s\u0103 vegheze la lini\u0219tea \u0219i siguran\u021ba celor care \u00ee\u0219i doresc un trai provincial f\u0103r\u0103 excese.<br \/>\n       Voi, \u00een locul ei, v-a\u021bi dori s\u0103 procrea\u021bi cu un astfel de bo\u0219orog, chiar Ferrari fiindu-i numele?<br \/>\n        Ce reguli, ce siguran\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba hazardului pur de la jocurile de noroc? \u0218i de unde astfel de interes la un ziar local?<br \/>\n        Proiecte nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite&#8230;. Asculta\u021bi-m\u0103 pe mine \u0219i rade\u021bi pu\u0219c\u0103ria. A murit de mult interesul pentru figurinele istorice. Sugera\u021bi unui copchil din zilele noastre s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 dup\u0103 oricare cutum\u0103 a secolului trecut. V\u0103 va da cu flit. \u0218i ave\u021bi grij\u0103, s-ar putea s\u0103 va dea \u0219i cafteal\u0103 de insista\u021bi mai mult.<br \/>\n        Orice t\u0103tic are la r\u00e2ndu-i unul \u0219i mai \u0219i. \u0102st g\u00e2nd mi-a venit la poza lui \u021a\u0103nd\u0103ric\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 cu alde (hihi!) Meola.<br \/>\n        Fabulos a spus \u0219i Banciu. Dar el spune \u0219i dimpotriv\u0103. L-am auzit lu\u00e2ndu-l pe Lucescu cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n \u00een balon. \u201eLa 80 de ani ai lui&#8230;\u201d, de plictiseal\u0103 ar veni la Na\u021bional\u0103.<br \/>\n        N-a avut mama bani ca s\u0103 ne ia Dex. Altfel a\u0219 fi g\u0103sit mai degrab\u0103 muierea din expresia \u00een care se auto despov\u0103reaz\u0103 cel c\u0103ruia i se cere ceva. Mafalda, care va s\u0103 zic\u0103, doamna, mare prezic\u0103toare!<br \/>\n        \u0218ti\u021bi bancul cu frigiderul? Dac\u0103 nu, pune\u021bi pe cineva s\u0103 vi-l dezv\u0103luie \u0219i ve\u021bi g\u0103si solu\u021bia \u0219i la aceast\u0103 anomalie: de ce prefer\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii femei tinere.<br \/>\n        Ia s\u0103 nu fi avut \u201emii de euro\u201d. \u00ce\u0219i trimiteau pu\u0219lamaua \u00een camer\u0103 s\u0103 se pun\u0103 cu burta pe carte, nu s\u0103-l dea de poman\u0103 la medita\u021bii \u0219i s\u0103-l \u021bin\u0103 \u00een \u0219coli private.<br \/>\n        De aceea am \u0219i filmat o feti\u0219oar\u0103, s\u0103 vad\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 nu faci figura\u021bie sau ce nu trebuie la or\u0103. De\u0219i copilul chiar se str\u0103duie\/\u0219te (ambele corecte).<br \/>\n        Semnalez autorit\u0103\u021bilor s\u0103 arunce un ochi c\u0103tre neoanele s\u0103lii de sport. Eu unul am r\u0103mas surprins. Bine c\u0103 nu \u0219tiau rom\u00e2ne\u0219te dansatorii din alte state.<br \/>\n        Sintagma \u201eDrum lin printre \u00eengeri.\u201d pare neadev\u0103rat\u0103 pe c\u00e2t de ireal\u0103 este. Dac\u0103 nici \u00eengerii nu mai sunt bl\u00e2nzi \u0219i te \u0219icaneaz\u0103&#8230; ne-am dat&#8230;.<br \/>\n        O fi solu\u021bia perfect\u0103 pentru omul perfect. \u00cens\u0103, de se va citi corect, se va g\u0103si c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 oamenii potrivi\u021bi la locul potrivit, f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2teva daruri genetice, campionul de \u00eenot ar fi r\u0103mas, ca \u0219i al\u021bii, c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor de pariuri la \u0219trand \u0219i privilegiat la ag\u0103\u021bat gagici. S-o pornim cu dreptul. Tat\u0103l agent de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri de medicamente. La o companie. De vreo doi ani a preluat \u0219coala dinamovist\u0103 de \u201eap\u0103\u201d. Celelalte sunt placebo. Adic\u0103: Seneca, Epicur \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo doi propu\u0219i de antrenor ciracului. Cei ce-l determinar\u0103 s\u0103 fi g\u0103sit defini\u021bia fericirii lui. De altfel, copilul de 10 ani era neatent \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 nicio chemare. Apoi indisciplinat. \u0218i mai apoi c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor. Dac\u0103 asta este re\u021beta&#8230;. La mai mul\u021bi.<br \/>\n         Am v\u0103zut \u0219i eu ce a f\u0103cut Umbr\u0103rescu la R\u00e2mnicelu. Un fel de n-ar mai fi. R\u00e2mnicul, care abia mai \u0219erpuia c\u00e2t un fir de a\u021b\u0103, nu mai este. Pentru localnici, drumul spre Rubla va trece peste un pod, \u00een loc s\u0103 fi r\u0103mas, iar autostrada s-o fi \u00eenc\u0103lecat-o. S\u0103 pui un giratoriu \u00een buza podului&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>31 iulie 2024 De ce nu? Poate st\u0103 vreunul afurisit pe fundul oceanului \u0219i degaj\u0103 oxigen dintr-o instala\u021bie. 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