{"id":23503,"date":"2024-07-26T23:39:55","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T20:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23503"},"modified":"2024-07-28T13:54:16","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T10:54:16","slug":"brigada-diverse-nela-cara-1-tun-o-ie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23503","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)ela (c)ar\u0103 1 t(u)n, (o) i(e)"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><strong>26 iulie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\nAici nu de Sodoma \u0219i Gomora este vorba, ci de zona de siguran\u021b\u0103 a omenirii, de anii c\u00e2\u0219tiga\u021bi \u00eentru etic\u0103 \u0219i moralitate. Pu\u021bini \u00een istoria omenirii. Educativi \u00eens\u0103. Terfeli\u021bi de o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 de vreme de ni\u0219te copii f\u0103r\u0103 educa\u021bie, \u00eendoctrina\u021bi subliminal cu sexualitate excesiv\u0103, bazat\u0103 pe paradigma man to man. Caz mediatizat \u00een plin\u0103 parad\u0103 militar\u0103, de\u0219i costuma\u021bii sunt poli\u021bi\u0219ti, cu formula variabil\u0103 woman love woman, dar doar \u00een faz\u0103 de promisiune. Ea \u00eendr\u0103znea\u021b\u0103, \u00eengenuncheat\u0103, ea \u00een picioare, cu m\u00e2na sub p\u0103l\u0103rie, la ochi (s\u0103 fi fost emo\u021bie, s\u0103 fi fost ru\u0219ine&#8230;?). Departe de a m\u0103 mai interesa asemenea prefacere a naturale\u021bei vie\u021bii (r\u0103m\u00e2n total indignat totu\u0219i), omul care se ocup\u0103 de litere de ceva vreme r\u0103m\u00e2ne consternat c\u0103 o parte dintre confra\u021bi iau cuvintele \u00een cel mai neserios \u0219i gre\u0219it mod. Subiectele din urm\u0103 sunt a\u0219adar feminine, dar \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bite \u00een minte c\u0103 li-i genul ne\u00eendestul\u0103tor. A\u0219adar, nu \u201eAm\u00e2ndoi lucreaz\u0103 \u00een poli\u021bie.\u201d (\u00een a italian\u0103): am\u00e2ndou\u0103, frate!<br \/>\n\u0218i eu ca prostul, ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor c\u0103 mai urm\u0103re\u0219te cineva pove\u0219tile mele. S\u0103 aflu c\u0103 datoriile c\u0103tre mine preocup\u0103 comunitatea local\u0103. V\u0103 rog, doamn\u0103 sau domnule, ce a\u021bi dat \u00een \u201evileag\u201d mica mea \u201enemul\u021bumire\u201d, s\u0103 reciti\u021bi prima fraz\u0103 (cu un singur verb) de la \u00eenceputul acestui paragraf la final. Acolo sunt con\u021binu\u021bi (s\u0103 nu b\u00e2jb\u00e2i\u021bi prin labirinturi umberto-ecoiene) germenii decod\u0103rii.<br \/>\nPe c\u00e2t de matematic a fost Eminescu \u00een toat\u0103 opera poetic\u0103, pe at\u00e2t de&#8230; &#8211; uite c\u0103 nu s-a inventat (ori nu-l \u0219tiu eu) cuv\u00e2ntul aferent celui ce nu \u0219tie \u0219tiin\u021ba numerelor &#8211; \u201etuf\u0103 de Vene\u021bia\u201d este \u201ecreatorul\u201d de versuri actual. S\u0103 arunci cu vorbe c\u00e2t mai ireal conexate, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cau\u021bi m\u0103car o umbr\u0103 de posibil, de logic\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i dac\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat de \u201emetafora\u201d \u201et\u0103cerea din cuv\u00e2nt\u201d \u0219i orice graviteaz\u0103 variabil \u00een jurul ei, n-o s\u0103 pot accepta ve\u0219nicia curcubeului.<br \/>\nNu cred pe nimeni. Pornind de la acest principiu, dar \u0219i renun\u021b\u00e2nd pentru c\u00e2teva clipe la el, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 \u00eengurgitez unul dintre subiectele celor de la \u201eSecretele lui Lovendhal\u201d. Poate ca s\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spund totodat\u0103 unui comentator de pe la ei vizavi de credibilitatea afirma\u021biilor acestora. Un simplu consult al arhivelor ie\u0219irilor \u00een spa\u021biu demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu tocmai u\u0219or \u0219i nu oric\u00e2nd, ba bine c\u0103 nu f\u0103r\u0103 e\u0219ecuri cu tona, omenirea s-a desprins dincolo de bariera maxim\u0103 a aripilor flotante. \u0218i c\u0103 pe 22 mai 1962 nu era nimeni at\u00e2t de sus pe cer, nicidecum nu se g\u0103sea pe Marte respir\u00e2nd aer. Abia peste dou\u0103 zile Scott Carpenter se-mbarca pe Mercury-Atlas 7 \u0219i ateriza \u0219i la 400 de kilometri de \u021binta planificat\u0103. Sigur c\u0103 i s-a imputat \u0219i a recunoscut ratarea. Sigur de la licuricii din spa\u021biu orbital.<br \/>\n\u0218i ea e mare, dar \u0219i m\u0103-sa. Ciuhuleasca.<br \/>\nDoar \u00een State se mai g\u0103sesc indivizi care cred c\u0103 ucig\u00e2nd cu pu\u0219ca un nemernic au sc\u0103pat omenirea de nenorociri. \u0218i-a mai \u0219i ratat. Dar mi-e c\u0103 omul nu l-a ratat pe Trump&#8230;.<br \/>\nTot grila electronic\u0103 rezolv\u0103 problema corecturilor la Bac. M\u0103 mir c\u0103 domnul ministru nu a dispus sanc\u021bionarea profesorilor din comisii dup\u0103 49.000 de rat\u0103ri. Amenin\u021barea legal\u0103 cu pu\u0219c\u0103ria cred c-ar rezolva lipsa de vigilen\u021b\u0103 (nu \u0219i lipsa de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103).<br \/>\nDoamn\u0103 inspector \u0219colar de la Ia\u0219i, ce este acela profesor mai slab preg\u0103tit? Adic\u0103 de ce este acceptat\u0103 o astfel de persoan\u0103 \u00een sistem? Nu tot ajunge c\u00e2ndva de la sat la ora\u0219, unde spune\u021bi c\u0103 e numai spum\u0103? Vede\u021bi vreo urm\u0103 de logic\u0103 aici?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26 iulie 2024 Aici nu de Sodoma \u0219i Gomora este vorba, ci de zona de siguran\u021b\u0103 a omenirii, de anii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23503"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23514,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23503\/revisions\/23514"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}