– Bun\u0103 ziua, doamn\u0103, Maia!… Mmuah-mmuah!
\n– Vaai, domnule Klaus! Spune\u021bi-mi simplu: Maia! S\u0103 ne tutuim!
\n– Eeei, nu aci, de fa\u021b\u0103 cu toat\u0103 lumea! C\u00e2nd om fi noi tete-a-tete! \u0218tii ce zic?
\n– Bine, Klaus! Dar Carmen unde e, c\u0103 n-o v\u0103d! Ce face? E bine?
\n– E bine! Am l\u0103sat-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 medita\u021bie cu ni\u0219te copii!.. \u0218tii, sunt vremuri grele \u0219i cineva trebuie s\u0103 mai \u0219i munceasc\u0103 \u00een familia noastr\u0103! C\u00e2t eram am\u00e2ndoi cu medita\u021biile mai mergea, \u0219i a\u0219a am agonisit \u0219i noi de vreo \u0219ase c\u0103su\u021be, dar acuma, doar ea, s\u0103raca… E greu, ce mai! Dar, \u00ee\u021bi transmite prin mine pupici dulci!… Dar, destul despre mine! Tu, ce faci? Cu ce g\u00e2nduri pe la noi?…
\n– P\u0103i, am venit cu problema… \u0218tii… cu ru\u0219ii… c\u0103 ne cam temem s\u0103 nu… Transnistria… Ne g\u00e2ndim s\u0103 nu…
\n– Maia! Fii b\u0103rbat\u0103, drag\u0103! Putin n-ar \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103… m\u0103-n\u021belegi? \u0218i mai ales cu tine \u0219i Natali\u021ba la conducere! Sunte\u021bi ni\u0219te doamne, iar el nu e at\u00e2t de m\u00e2rlan \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 invadeze!… \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103… m\u0103 rog, \u00een\u021belegi ce-am vrut s\u0103 zic! Fi\u021bi lini\u0219tite! C\u00e2t suntem \u00eenc\u0103 pe pace, eu \u00ee\u021bi zic: bine-ai venit!… P\u0103i, nu v\u0103 ajut\u0103m noi? Nu sunte\u021bi voi fra\u021bii no\u0219tri? C\u00e2nd e frate l\u00e2ng\u0103 frate, se d\u0103 Putin la o parte!… \u0218tii ce zic? Vrei curent? V\u0103 d\u0103m curent!… Vre\u021bi gaze? V\u0103 d\u0103m gaze!… V\u0103 d\u0103m ce vre\u021bi, nu v\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m la greu!
\n– Eeei, e u\u0219or a spune vorbe, c\u00e2nd nimic nu ai a spune! Eu nu \u021bi-a\u0219 dori vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 ne cuno\u0219ti! C\u0103 acuma voi ne crede\u021bi fra\u021bii vo\u0219tri, da` mai pro\u0219ti!…
\n– Vaai, dar cum po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi a\u0219a ceva, m\u0103i, Maia! Mai ia un fursec! Carmen le-a f\u0103cut! Bine, nu chiar ea… dar ea le-a cump\u0103rat! Mai ia! Mai ia!…
\n– Deci, cum \u00ee\u021bi spuneam…
\n– A, da! M\u0103i, Maia, las\u0103 c\u0103 am vorbit io la Bruxelles s\u0103 intra\u021bi \u00een UE! Au fost cu to\u021bii de acord \u0219i acuma, vezi c\u0103 a\u021bi primit satutul de candidat\u0103 la aderare… E bine! Dureaz\u0103, dar o s\u0103 fie bine!… Tu crezi c\u0103 nou\u0103 ne-a fost u\u0219or?…
\n– Drag\u0103 Klaus, io m-am cam s\u0103turat de statutul \u0103sta! Candidoz\u0103 de-aia am avut \u0219i io la un moment dat! \u0218i mi-a trecut! Tare-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 nu le treac\u0103 \u0219i \u0103stora din UE \u0219i s\u0103 ne lase balt\u0103!..
\n– Maia! Draga mea! Ascult\u0103-l pe fratili t\u0103u! Dac-o fi \u0219i-o fi dracu-al dracu` \u0219i dureaz\u0103 prea mult, ne unim destinele, drag\u0103! \u0218i-atunci, n-o s\u0103 aib\u0103-ncotro! Noi le-am mai f\u0103cut de-astea la fraierii \u0103\u0219tia, pe timpul lui Cuza! \u0218tii ce zic?.. \u0218i, las\u0103 c\u0103 tu e\u0219ti fat\u0103 cu Harvard la baz\u0103, e\u0219li de-a lor… O s\u0103 ne dea voie!… \u0218i chiar dac\u0103 v\u0103 anexeaz\u0103 Putin, vin \u00eentr-o noapte \u0219i te fur! Cum a f\u0103cut \u0219i el cu Crimeea! S\u0103 vaz\u0103 \u0219i el cum e!
\n– S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u0219i la anexit\u0103… \u0103\u0103\u0103, la anexare e greu! Nu prea te mai vindeci u\u0219or!… Crede-m\u0103, sunt femeie, \u0219tiu ce zic!
\n– Da, \u0219tiu, crede-m\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219i Carmen e tot femeie… Eeeei, dar s\u0103 vorbim despre politic\u0103!… Care ziceai c\u0103 e capitala voastr\u0103? Kishington? H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– Mvaai, ce glume\u021b e\u0219ti! Cine mai e prim-ministrul vostru? Tot Victor Orban? Ha, ha!
\n– Maia! Cu a\u0219a ceva nu se glume\u0219te, da? Toate p\u00e2na la unguri! Ai v\u0103zut adineauri c\u0103 i-am zis vreo dou\u0103, de-o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 minte! P\u0103i, ce credea el? C\u0103 poate s\u0103 vin\u0103 a\u0219a ca la el acas\u0103?! \u021ai-a pl\u0103cut ce i-am zis?… Ce?! Ce bine!… Bine, bine!
\n– Ce e? Ce e a\u0219a de bine?
\n– Drag\u0103 Maia, am o veste bun\u0103!
\n– Ce veste? Intr\u0103m \u00een UE?
\n– Nu, drag\u0103! O veste \u0219i mai bun\u0103!
\n– Care? Care? Zi mai repede!…
\n– Ai sc\u0103pat! Nu te mai \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu Ciolacu!… Am fost informat c\u0103 are COVID! Dac\u0103 vrei, te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu Alina Gorghiu!… O \u0219tii, nu? Fat\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i ea!… U\u0219or r\u00e2r\u00e2it\u0103… brrr! M\u0103-nnebune\u0219te!… Scuze, m-a luat valu` ! Valu` \u0219ase de… simpatie, bine\u00een\u021beles!…
\n– Cu Alina?! Mmmm, n-o suport deloc, da` pentru c\u0103 pun interesul na\u021bional desupra simpatiilor mele, accept!…
\n– Danke schon, Maia! Mi-ai luat o piatr\u0103 de pe rinichi! C\u0103 \u0219i ea zicea: ,,Klaus, dac\u0103 ea nu vrea s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2lneasc\u0103 cu mine? M\u0103 fac de r\u00e2s institu\u021bional! O s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 iar presa de mine!\u201d… Consilier, transmite-i lu` Alina c\u0103 am negociqat \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu Maia!.. Da, da! S\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai fac\u0103 griji!… Deci, ce ziceam? Cu ce declara\u021bii ie\u0219im?… Tot cu ,,sus\u021binem\u201d, ,,suntem al\u0103turi\u201d… da?
\n– Mdaa! Tot a\u0219a!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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