{"id":23481,"date":"2024-07-18T23:36:26","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T20:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23481"},"modified":"2024-07-18T23:36:26","modified_gmt":"2024-07-18T20:36:26","slug":"brigada-diverse-cale-rame-lei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23481","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)ale, (r)ame, le(i)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>14 iulie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n         Hai s\u0103 fix\u0103m o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna despre c\u0103l\u0103toriile \u00een timp: sunt imposibile. Doar presupun\u00e2nd contrariul, m\u0103 \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103 g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 toat\u0103 omenirea tr\u0103ie\u0219te. \u0218i m-a\u0219 bucura s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 to\u021bi ai mei, \u00eens\u0103 nici ei nu s-ar sim\u021bi confortabil s\u0103 se mai \u0219tie \u00een fiecare secund\u0103 cel pu\u021bin copii dup\u0103 ce destul\u0103 vreme \u0219i-au condus singuri destinele. Dar, cum aminteam, a\u0219a ceva nu e numai o \u00eenchipuire disperat\u0103, ci cu totul o fantezie. Totul pornind, de ast\u0103 dat\u0103, de la implantarea unei miniaturi de \u201eceas elve\u021bian\u201d ca inel \u00eentr-un antic morm\u00e2nt chinez.<br \/>\n        Da, r\u0103spund. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 umpli r\u00e2ndurile fo\u0219tilor absolven\u021bi care orbec\u0103ie ame\u021bi\u021bi \u0219i dezorienta\u021bi noaptea pe str\u0103zi, abuz\u00e2nd cu motocicletele \u0219i ma\u0219inile odihna a ceea ce a mai r\u0103mas din poporul zdrav\u0103n, mai bine stai la \u0219coal\u0103. Cadru didactic debutant fiind, doamn\u0103\/domni\u0219oar\u0103. M\u0103car pe timpul verii, c\u00e2nd gloata este dispersat\u0103 prin propriile c\u0103mine. A\u0219a se cade, f\u0103r\u0103 vechime, nici concediu nu este. Dar \u00ee\u021bi vei dori s\u0103 nu mai stai pe acolo c\u00e2nd vor \u00eencepe cursurile \u0219i vei t\u00e2nji de vacan\u021ba petrecut\u0103 la serviciu.<br \/>\n       Nu. Desigur, civiliza\u021bie str\u0103veche, imperiu, Ankara. Nu pentru rom\u00e2ni tineri. Pentru ai lor, de stabilit acolo cu nou \u00eentemeiata familie, fie ce-o fi.<br \/>\n       P\u0103i \u0219i cei trei din zece ne bacalaurea\u021bi fac parte dintre cei \u0219ase, tot dintr-o dece, netitulariza\u021bi. Matematica nu este bun\u0103. Mai pune\u021bi o genera\u021bie \u0219i v\u0103 d\u0103 rezultatul corect, ba chiar unul promi\u021b\u0103tor, c\u0103ci \u00eenc\u0103 una ad\u0103ugat\u0103 statistic ar scoate \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul la mezat. Problema este alta. La concursul de trimitere a profesorului \u00een fa\u021ba elevilor se prezint\u0103 cei care au sc\u0103pat la musta\u021b\u0103 de \u201efurcile caudine\u201d ale examenului de maturitate. Citi\u021bi notele de pe diploma de licen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-mi ve\u021bi da dreptate.<br \/>\n       \u00cel faci boboc acum \u0219ase-\u0219apte ani, cu chiu \u0219i vai, nu \u00een\u021belegi c\u0103 ai nevoie de o alternativ\u0103 pe acela\u0219i traseu &#8211; o s\u0103-mi riposta\u021bi c\u0103 acu-i gata autostrada; \u0219i?; n-o s\u0103 se mai circule peste apa Buz\u0103ului la M\u0103r\u0103cineni?; ba o s\u0103 se \u00eente\u021beasc\u0103! &#8211; \u0219i \u00eentorci timpul \u00een urm\u0103 cu \u0219i mai mult &#8211; asta da c\u0103l\u0103torie! -, c\u00e2nd se st\u0103tea cu orele s\u0103 ajungi unde?<br \/>\n      M\u0103i Addelor! Mai face\u021bi \u0219i alt\u0103 meserie. De muzic\u0103 s-a apucat toat\u0103 lumea. Nu era mai bine, c\u00e2nd ai c\u00e2ntat toat\u0103 piesa mai jos, s\u0103 te la\u0219i, dup\u0103 cum spui c\u0103-\u021bi pusesei \u00een g\u00e2nd?<br \/>\n      Domnule Ple\u0219u, e cam t\u00e2rziu s\u0103 constata\u021bi c\u0103 avem o mare problem\u0103 cu ce se petrece \u00een \u0219coli, c\u0103 nimeni din stafful oric\u0103reia nu-\u0219i dore\u0219te nimic. \u0218i l\u0103sarea copilului s\u0103 prind\u0103 ideea c\u0103-\u0219i merit\u0103 independen\u021ba total\u0103 este cea mai mare gre\u0219eal\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 sor\u021bi de reparare.<br \/>\n      Precum i se induce unui \u021b\u00e2nc c\u0103 frezat, costumat \u0219i cu o postur\u0103 de om matur interesant este metoda ideal\u0103 de a reu\u0219i \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Fie \u0219i ca model de haine.<br \/>\n      Altfel&#8230;. Ei, c\u00e2nd tat\u0103l este \u0219i inspector \u0219colar, parc\u0103 nu d\u0103 bine ca fiica, examinat\u0103 s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 perfec\u021biunea la purt\u0103tor. E daun\u0103 mare! Cred c\u0103 a fost cam a\u0219a: \u201eDomnu\u2019 profesor, ce-ai f\u0103cut, m\u0103? Nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 e fi-mea? Cum, m\u0103, nou\u0103 nou\u0103zeci la matematic\u0103? S\u0103 face\u021bi bine s\u0103-i da\u021bi zece! N-a gre\u0219it nimic, auzi, m\u0103, nimic!\u201d. Ca la Gorj, sigur, \u0219i-n alte jude\u021be.<br \/>\n        Nimic de zis. To\u021bi trebuie \u00eencuraja\u021bi, buni, r\u0103i, studio\u0219i \u0219i d-ei certa\u021bi cu \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103turile. Pentru to\u021bi cei de partea \u00eentunecat\u0103 educa\u021bional\u0103, sper c\u0103 doar ca s\u0103 \u00eengroa\u0219e r\u00e2ndurilor celor cu minte. Altfel, propunerea este inutil\u0103. Ceea ce nu \u0219tie doamna inspector de la Dolj, de data aceasta, c\u0103 dintre acele trei meserii citate, frizer, buc\u0103tar \u0219i electronist, ultima nu face parte din categoria celor abordabile de c\u0103tre cei ce opteaz\u0103 pentru doi ani de liceu \u0219i al\u021bii dup\u0103 de \u0219coal\u0103 profesional\u0103. M\u0103car pu\u021bin\u0103 fizic\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tie respectivul. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te celebritatea \u201efrezorilor\u201d, cr\u0103ti\u021barilor \u0219i \u201epoate\u201d-le nu \u021bin de ce se face \u00een \u0219coal\u0103, c\u0103ci sunt destui care \u0219i pe astea le fac \u00een sil\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 iulie 2024 Hai s\u0103 fix\u0103m o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna despre c\u0103l\u0103toriile \u00een timp: sunt imposibile. Doar presupun\u00e2nd contrariul, m\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23481"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23482,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23481\/revisions\/23482"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}