Dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-a dat demisia, C\u00ee\u021bu s-a dus cu V\u00e2lceanu la o bere…
\n– B\u0103, Dane, ce e omu`, b\u0103?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu, b\u0103, Florine, c\u0103 io acuma am venit!
\n– B\u0103, nu a\u0219a… \u00cen general, a\u0219a!
\n– P\u0103i, da` b\u0103! C\u0103 omu` e general! \u00cen rezerv\u0103, da` tot general e!
\n– Da, b\u0103!… Adic\u0103, iote, de exemplu io! Ieri eram om de baz\u0103, om de \u00eencredere, om de ac\u021biune… Am fost \u00een America, am ajuns prim-ministru… Am fost Superman, b\u0103!… B\u0103\u0103\u0103! \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!… M-apuc\u0103 pl\u00e2su` b\u0103!… B\u0103, parc\u0103 ieri \u00eel d\u0103deam jos pe Ludovic!… \u0218i-acuma?! S\u0103-mi zic\u0103 mie Ciolacu s\u0103 plec? Da` ce?! E \u0219eful meu?… Osp\u0103tar! Mai adu un r\u00e2nd!… B\u0103, tu auzi ce spun io acilea?
\n– Da, b\u0103, Florine! Aud, da` m\u0103 uit \u0219i p\u0103 Tik-Tok, c\u0103 fac \u0103\u0219tia o caterinc\u0103 mi\u0219to de tine… Ups! Scuze!…
\n– P\u0103i, vezi, b\u0103\u0103\u0103?! Vezi? Nimeni nu \u00een\u021belege fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103rile mele! Nici tu, b\u0103, Dane! Io-s sup\u0103rat flea\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i tu te ui\u021bi pe Tik-Tok p\u0103 banii mei!…
\n– B\u0103, Florine! Ia stai a\u0219a! Cum adic\u0103, pe banii t\u0103i? Am \u0219i io bani de abonament la telefon, da?!…
\n– Ai, m\u0103! \u0218tiu c\u0103 ai, da` ziceam a\u0219a… filozofic vorbind!
\n– Mhm! Iote-ai dracu`, ce i-a dus mintea! H\u0103, h\u0103!…
\n– B\u0103, \u0219i stai a\u0219a \u0219i te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti… omu` e ca un rahat, b\u0103! C\u00e2t e-n via\u021b\u0103 se acoper\u0103 singur cu h\u00e2rtii, \u0219i c\u00e2nd moare \u00eel acoper\u0103 al\u021bii cu p\u0103m\u00e2nt!… Iote acuma cum m\u0103-ngroap\u0103 Ciuc\u0103! … M\u0103, s\u0103 nu zic\u0103 el nimica, ca \u0219ef de peneleu ce e? B\u0103, s-o fi zis: ,,Florine, mai a\u0219teapt\u0103, nu-\u021bi da demisia! S\u0103 mai vedem, s\u0103 mai analiz\u0103m!\u201d… Da` el, nimic! Mut, ca \u0103l\u0103lalt!… B\u0103. \u0219i eram bun, b\u0103! P\u0103 finan\u021be, p\u0103 astea! Mi-au zis mie unii c\u0103-s bun!… Ce fac io, acuma, Dane? Zi tu! Ce fac, m\u0103?
\n– B\u0103, Florine, io zic s\u0103 te duci acas\u0103, faci un du\u0219 \u0219i mai vezi tu dup-aia! Te mai ui\u021bi la ROBOR, la burs\u0103, la dob\u00e2nda de referin\u021b\u0103… Dac\u0103 vrei, merg cu tine s\u0103 ne spargem…
\n– B\u0103, mai \u00eencet, d\u0103-te dracu`! Parc\u0103 e\u0219ti Macron, s\u0103 mor io! Ce dracu?! Vrei s\u0103 se afle toate secretele?
\n– Nu, b\u0103! Ce te sperii a\u0219a? Io ziceam s\u0103 ne spargem \u00een figuri p\u0103 Tik-Tok!
\n– Ai dreptate! Osp\u0103tar! Nota!
\n– Nota 3, domnule C\u00ee\u021bu! Big time!…
\n– Na! Vezi, m\u0103? \u0218i \u0103sta m\u0103 ia la mi\u0219to! Io le-am dat cre\u0219tere economic\u0103 de 5,5 % \u0219i ei \u00eemi dau 3! Asta merit io?!…
\n– B\u0103\u0103\u0103, tu \u0219tii cine e domnu`? E Florin C\u00ee\u021bu, b\u0103\u0103\u0103! A fost premierul \u021b\u0103rii, b\u0103\u0103!… Nu-i lua \u00een seam\u0103, Florine! Ce \u0219tie ei? E pro\u0219ti, m\u0103!
\n– B\u0103, e pro\u0219ti, da` mul\u021bi!
\n– Ba nu, b\u0103! E mul\u021bi, da` pro\u0219ti! Hai s\u0103 ne spargem!
\n– \u00cen figuri sau…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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