{"id":23463,"date":"2024-07-14T00:59:35","date_gmt":"2024-07-13T21:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23463"},"modified":"2024-07-14T00:59:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-13T21:59:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apretor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23463","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apretor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       A stat s\u0103-l a\u0219tepte&#8230;. \u0218i l\u0103crimez. Cum scrijelea labele dinapoi de ciment, cum se mai gudura c\u00e2nd soseam la atelier, cum alerga de la poart\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een spate, de parc\u0103 avea ceva de <strong>aportat<\/strong>, de spus, c\u0103 uite, \u0219tie \u0219i el, ca un copil, s\u0103 se joace. L-am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat ieri \u0219i, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l cum a \u0219chiop\u0103tat de piciorul drept din fa\u021b\u0103, gata s\u0103 pice, m-am g\u00e2ndit inevitabil la c\u00e2t de b\u0103tr\u00e2n este \u0219i la inevitabilul moment al nefiin\u021bei lui. \u0218i i-am z\u0103rit botul pres\u0103rat cu fire albe ca ale unui b\u0103tr\u00e2nel&#8230;. \u0218i Bobby s-a dus&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Cristi, cine altul s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 de <strong>apunere<\/strong> la al miilea dintre <strong>apusuri<\/strong>, de decesul c\u00e2inelui? El l-a hr\u0103nit cel mai mult dup\u0103 ce \u0219i mama a plecat l\u00e2ng\u0103 tata, c\u0103ci nu putea sta prea mult f\u0103r\u0103 el, el l-a dojenit pentru urin\u0103rile \u0219i excrementele deversate prin toat\u0103 curtea, el l-a m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat \u0219i i-a privit zilnic h\u00e2rjoanele cu pisicile. El l-a luat \u0219i l-a dus&#8230;. La mai bine de 23 de ani.<br \/>\n       To\u021bi interlocutorii, povestindu-le despre longevitatea paznicului casei p\u0103rin\u021bilor no\u0219tri, \u00eemi ziceau c\u0103 este imposibil, un c\u00e2ine nu tr\u0103ie\u0219te mai mult de 15 ani. Neaprob\u00e2ndu-i, necomb\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i. N-am c\u0103utat s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u00e2te \u201e<strong>apuc\u0103ri<\/strong>\u201d are fiecare ras\u0103, mai ales rasa maidanez\u0103. Bobby nu p\u0103rea a avea pedigriul vreunei specii anume. Negru, l\u0103\u021bos doar c\u00e2nd n\u0103p\u00e2rlea. N-avea ochii \u201edubli\u201d ai Lindei, nici vreo \u00een\u0103l\u021bime exagerat\u0103 sau subdimensionat\u0103. Era un c\u00e2ine normal. Martor&#8230;. Da, pe ploaia aceea din 22 decembrie 2020, c\u00e2nd tata c\u0103zuse cu picioarele sub corp, sprijinit de mama pe coapse, l-am g\u0103sit d\u00e2ndu-i t\u00e2rcoale agitat, \u00eenc\u00e2t mama nu \u0219tia, \u00een durerea aceea, a ei, ce s\u0103 mai fac\u0103: s\u0103-l trezeasc\u0103 din nefiin\u021b\u0103 pe tata sau s\u0103-l alunge pe Bobby. M\u0103 a\u0219teptau to\u021bi trei s\u0103 vin&#8230;. \u0218i am fost acolo. Cu inima fr\u00e2nt\u0103.<br \/>\n        Casa de cultur\u0103. \u021ai-e imposibil s-o ignori. M\u0103car pe considerentul c\u0103 arat\u0103 ciudat. Colorit, degradare, eclectism de obiecte aruncate pe fa\u021bad\u0103 \u0219i laterale. Form\u0103. Fiind un trapez neregulat. Nu are treab\u0103 dreapta cu st\u00e2nga. M\u0103car pe constatarea de 52 ani c\u0103 arti\u0219ti \u0219i spectatori au pierdut an de an din faima \u0219i respectul cuvenite artei, azi o feti\u0219can\u0103 voluptoas\u0103, machiat\u0103, sub v\u00e2rsta primului ciclu menstrual, f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2it\u0103 \u0219i afon\u0103. Sus, pe scen\u0103, sau jos, \u00een sal\u0103. C\u0103 nu mai \u0219tii de e de neam dac, <strong>araucan<\/strong>, dac\u0103 este <strong>arabic\u0103<\/strong>, dac\u0103 <strong>ap\u0103riei<\/strong> linguale \u00eei mai po\u021bi spune act artistic ori logo-real\u0103 (cuv\u00e2nt compus pentru oameni destupa\u021bi). \u0218i mai bine ca mine <strong>aprecie<\/strong> situa\u021bia, acum mai bine de un deceniu, tot Arcu\u0219: \u201eB\u0103 b\u0103ie\u021bi, l\u0103sa\u021bi-v\u0103!\u201d. A\u0219a <strong>arbitra<\/strong> el toate meciurile cu neaveni\u021bii. Cum fiecare dintre noi ar trebui s\u0103 <strong>arbor\u0103m<\/strong> din nou steagul intoleran\u021bei, spre a ne rec\u0103p\u0103ta verticalitatea, calitatea superioar\u0103, moralul \u0219i decen\u021ba. Fiindc\u0103 modernitatea poate convie\u021bui foarte bine cu conven\u021bionalul \u0219i modelele <strong>arhaice<\/strong>, un tradi\u021bional n\u0103scut tot din uzura conven\u021bionalului. Chestiuni obi\u0219nuite: hr\u0103nire, alimentare cu ap\u0103, odihn\u0103 nocturn\u0103, trezire, trai comunitar.<br \/>\n         Dar una este artistic\u0103ria (prostiile puerile ale juniorului Constantinescu) \u0219i alta meseria. De-alde declara\u021bii violentine (suport pentru un prenume) c\u0103 nu eram dec\u00e2t o umbr\u0103 a marelui urs (astfel poreclit Dan de Dan Tudor) (e \u0219i o pies\u0103 de-a phoenixinianului Covaci), c\u0103 doar \u00eemi d\u0103deam zilnic cu ciocanu-n degete, o <strong>ar\u0103tare<\/strong> negricioas\u0103 de cum b\u0103tea v\u00e2ntul de prim\u0103var\u0103 (iarna rar \u0219i doar ocazional \u00eemi stricam claviatura). C-un \u201eN-am \u0219tiut c\u0103 \u0219i tu&#8230;\u201d a ag\u0103\u021bat \u00een cui munculi\u021ba \u0219i lacrimile de muzic\u0103.<br \/>\n        Pe considerentul unei cuno\u0219tin\u021be, tot din zona crepuscular\u0103 a \u201eia-l \u0219i pe-sta \u0219i cunoa\u0219te-l!\u201d: dac\u0103 la suprafa\u021b\u0103 toate-s bune \u0219i frumoase, toate-s cultural de ok.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stat s\u0103-l a\u0219tepte&#8230;. \u0218i l\u0103crimez. 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