{"id":23435,"date":"2024-07-07T22:44:45","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T19:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23435"},"modified":"2024-07-07T22:45:28","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T19:45:28","slug":"brigada-diverse-in-la-nea-petru-gogu-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23435","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (I)n (l)a n(e)a P(e)tru Go(g)u ca(r)"},"content":{"rendered":"

6 iulie 2024<\/strong>
\n Pe punctul de a o rata. Chiar dac\u0103 nu-i de ici s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een gol (\u00een plin era imposibil; \u0219i unde altundeva s\u0103 pici 7000 de metri?; un mersi cumva cuiva c\u0103 era mai sus de at\u00e2t?) un avion, e mai important s\u0103 marc\u0103m ceea ce r\u0103zboiul a fost mereu. O moar\u0103 \u00een care se toac\u0103 bani. \u0218i c\u00e2nd nu mai ai ce m\u0103cina \u0219i deopotriv\u0103 \u021bi se cer banii \u00eenapoi pe care i-ai primit ca s\u0103 sus\u021bii c\u0103 tu vei fi \u00eenving\u0103tor, abia atunci s\u0103 te \u021bii, nene! Ati ghicit! Zelenski este \u201ec\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103torul\u201d \u0219i tot el cel c\u0103ruia cei mai mari administratori financiari mondiali \u00eei cer rambursarea datoriilor.
\n \u0218ti\u021bi cum se potrivesc accidentalul cu supradoza? Ca \u0103i de fac nuci cu peretele. Adic\u0103 solist, adic\u0103 lua \u0219i el acolo dou\u0103-trei granule de obicei \u0219i din neaten\u021bie a mai…. Cum s\u0103 spun…. Pe 25 iunie tot globul a declarat c\u0103 nu se \u0219tie de ce a dat ortul popii. Pe 29 Antena 3 trage concluzii cum c\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 pastile \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 prafuri, cic\u0103 \u201ede strad\u0103\u201d i-au f\u0103cut felul. Asta dup\u0103 ce au vizionat un filmule\u021b public \u00een care Binzer \u0103sta spunea c\u0103 era mort dup\u0103 abuzul de substan\u021be. Deci, dup\u0103 umila-mi logic\u0103, aproape imun la combina\u021bii de orice tip. Dar \u0219i mai \u0219i este alt paragraf, \u00een care regizorul-actor al peliculei cu pove\u0219ti de dezaxa\u021bi este men\u021bionat ca fiind cu mortul \u201e\u00eentr-o rela\u021bie romantic\u0103\u201d. E de r\u00e2s \u0219i de persiflat (blamarea ba\u0219ca) din dou\u0103 motive: at\u00e2ta romantism \u00eentre bulangii…; cum pederast, frate, c\u00e2nd te dai mare rap-rockist?; unde-i b\u0103rb\u0103\u021bia aia de nezdruncinat?
\n M\u0103i… ungure, m\u0103i b\u0103iatule! Pare c\u0103 anii \u021bi-au trecut degeaba \u0219i c\u0103 n-ai \u00een\u021beles nimic din toate c\u00e2te ai apucat s\u0103 vezi. Doar unul ca tine mai crede c\u0103 plus minus un an \u00eentr-un sistem de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt ar putea revolu\u021biona, revitaliza gradul \u00een care elevul ar ar\u0103ta la examen la fel ca-n catalog. Omule, ce-are-a face mutarea clasei a noua la gimnaziu? A schimbat oare grupa mare trecut\u0103 ca clas\u0103 zero percep\u021bia ulterioarei clase \u00eent\u00e2i? O va schimba clasa a IX la gimnaziu? Nu pricepi c\u0103 problema este a cadrelor didactice, care, de frica p\u0103rin\u021bilor \u0219i pu\u0219lamalelor procreate dau note \u0219i pentru \u201eNu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 suntem la ora de…?\u201d? C\u0103 problema este \u00een sine a \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului fiindc\u0103 cere pu\u021bin, de\u0219i informa\u021bii sunt cu duiumul sau prea mult acolo unde mai t\u00e2rziu nu va fi nimic? C\u0103 este mai matur copilul c\u00e2nd fi-va s\u0103 intre \u00een a X-a? P\u0103i nu \u0219tii c\u0103 mul\u021bi copii fac 15 deja de pe la clasa a VIII-a \u0219i la a IX-a deja \u021bip\u0103 hormonu-n ei (am una notat\u0103 cu \u201edomnul nu-ncaseaz\u0103\u201d: domnul nun caseaz\u0103!)? Ce s\u0103-i mai dea ghes s\u0103 priceap\u0103 trigonometrie, moli, comentarii, anatomie, geografia tectonic\u0103, Bernoulli? Mai cur\u00e2nd se g\u00e2nde\u0219te cum s\u0103 ia carnetul de \u0219ofer, de mii de ori mai important ca bacul \u0219i intrarea la facultate.
\n O b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 de 61 de ani se presupune a fi cu mai mult\u0103 glagorie dec\u00e2t un tinerel c\u0103ruia i se t\u00e2rl\u0103-n b\u00e2rl\u0103 de \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat. A\u0219a c\u0103 un 10 \u0219i \u0219efia la facultate, de nu i-ar fi apar\u021binut, ar fi f\u0103cut-o de ru\u0219ine.
\n Cum spuneam. Copilul cu p\u00e2ra, p\u0103rintele cu h\u00e2ra. Ofuscat\u0103 o mam\u0103 c\u0103 apanajul profesorului de a a\u0219eza elevii-n b\u0103nci nu este \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit cu ea \u0219i ceilal\u021bi debitori de mas\u0103 \u0219colar\u0103. Pariez c\u0103 fiic\u0103-sa nu s-ar muta deloc din ultima banc\u0103 \u00een prima. \u00cens\u0103 problema este de ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Vai, dar cum s\u0103 nu \u0219tie, ea n-a fost elev\u0103, nu erau cei mai mici de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime pu\u0219i \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i cei mai \u00eenal\u021bi \u00een spate? Ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i ei, s\u0103r\u0103cu\u021bii, la tabl\u0103. Eu n-am pupat b\u0103nci prin spate dec\u00e2t rar, prima, a doua, a treia \u0219i doar printr-a patra \u00eentr-un trimestru sau dou\u0103 de liceu. \u0218i v\u0103 spun, se poate trage chiulul \u0219i la aghioase \u0219i prin prima banc\u0103. Mint. Am fost la lucru manual \u00een penultima \u0219i ultima la lucru manual. La f\u0103cut rogojini \u0219i \u00eempletit sticle cu l\u00e2n\u0103 colorat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

6 iulie 2024 Pe punctul de a o rata. Chiar dac\u0103 nu-i de ici s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een gol (\u00een plin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23437,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23435\/revisions\/23437"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}