{"id":23412,"date":"2024-07-04T23:19:06","date_gmt":"2024-07-04T20:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23412"},"modified":"2024-07-04T23:19:06","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T20:19:06","slug":"brigada-diverse-caz-la-v-a-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23412","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ca(z) (l)a V.A.(R)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>4 iulie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi faci impresii&#8230;. \u00cencepi s\u0103 emi\u021bi judec\u0103\u021bi de&#8230;. De om care ar fi bine s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 vorbele pentru sine. S\u0103 iei mai bine loc \u00een fa\u021ba unei oglinzi, s\u0103 te prive\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 revii la momentul c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 nu picase pe tine dulapul plin cu grandomanie. Probabil c\u0103 acel ce descinde din tat\u0103 ministru consider\u0103 c\u0103 are s\u00e2nge albastru. Un Caramitru junior ce se d\u0103 la beregatele altui b\u0103iat de vi\u021b\u0103 nobil\u0103, dar beizadea, pu\u0219lama: la Chiril\u0103. O fi pus aparatura pe el de este convins c\u0103 e toxic.<br \/>\n        Era \u0219trandul mare, era un bazin la intrare \u00een st\u00e2nga la un particular, probabil \u0219i altul prin alt ungher. De ce s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 prim\u0103ria bazin de \u00eenot \u00eenchis? Pentru care elevi? C\u0103-n S\u0103rata Monteoru permanen\u021bi cic\u0103-s 1000 de in\u0219i to\u021bi. \u0218i numai elevii de prin-mprejur cic-ar beneficia de gratuitate \u0219i antrenor. Restul&#8230;. S\u0103 vezi \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103deal\u0103! \u0218i cic\u0103 tot pe la margine de sta\u021biune. Eu&#8230; drept s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, n-a\u0219 bate drumul. Mai ales cu ma\u0219ina. Sunt ni\u0219te curbe de-\u021bi scuip\u0103 stomacul pe g\u00e2t afar\u0103. \u0218i-i \u0219i cam \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit \u00een\u0103untru. S\u0103 nu pa\u021b\u0103 vreunul vreun necaz&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ba da. C\u00e2nd se vopsise Hagi blond. Atunci era m\u00e2ndrie mare. Dar uit\u0103m repede c-am fost cu genera\u021bia ailalt\u0103, de aur curat, nu de pirit\u0103, \u00een primele opt echipe, best ever, la mondialul din 94. Cic\u0103 genera\u021bia de suflet. Aiurea!<br \/>\n         Orbela lu\u2019 Mutu, poate. P\u0103i&#8230;. Ceva, ceva ar fi fost. \u0218i dac\u0103-i pun de la Mirela vreo dou\u0103 gu\u0219e italiencei, c\u0103ci aluni\u021be are suficiente, parc\u0103, parc\u0103&#8230;. Barem insulara a stat mai silfid\u0103, nu ca a noastr\u0103 de-a ajuns c\u00e2t scroafa. Adic\u0103 nu mai spui c\u0103 erai&#8230; c\u0103 nu g\u0103se\u0219te nimeni nicio asem\u0103nare cu ce-a fost. S\u0103 se mai uite Orbelu\u021ba la aste mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ne care s-au respectat. O Angela Similea, Cezara Dafinescu&#8230;.<br \/>\n          Moare unul, mor doi, dar mor patru? Pui masc\u0103, o c\u00e2rp\u0103, stai c\u00e2teva secunde la jum\u0103tate de metru de intrare, \u00ee\u021bi \u021bii respira\u021bia, nu intri ca boul ca s\u0103 nu mai ie\u0219i nici m\u0103car vac\u0103. \u0218i unde? \u00centr-o fos\u0103 de decantare la o fabric\u0103 de ca\u0219cavele.<br \/>\n        Ca \u0219i piratul \u0103la din Caraibe. S-a dat cu placa-n ocean ca s\u0103-l haleasc\u0103 rechinii. Halal curaj \u0219i adrenalin\u0103!<br \/>\n        Ce era s\u0103 fie! C-a pus muzic\u0103 clasic\u0103 la maxim, c-a pus pe gr\u0103tar pe\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 a ars timp de nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2te zile \u0219i s-au retras vecinii cu manelele la aceea\u0219i amplitudine \u00een case, c\u0103 s-au lini\u0219tit, c\u0103 s-au cumin\u021bit. Baliverne sau credulitate de scurt\u0103 durat\u0103. Mai las\u0103-i ni\u021bel, c\u0103-\u0219i revin!<br \/>\n         S\u0103 stea, c\u0103 st\u0103 degeaba. Dac-a aflat Jong c\u0103 i-a t\u0103iat netul \u00een toat\u0103 \u021bara, \u0219i cum s\u0103 nu afle c\u00e2nd \u0219tie toat\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia, sigur nu-l scap\u0103 pe hacker niciun pistol.<br \/>\n         P\u0103i. Cic\u0103 italienii sunt gitani, turcii sigur sunt tot un fel de cioroi, iar F\u0103r\u00e2mi\u021b\u0103 Lambru e \u021bigan sadea. C\u0103 seam\u0103n\u0103 cu Ferrari \u0219i cu \u00d6zil&#8230;.<br \/>\n         \u0218i le scotea. Le-au scos, cred, datoriile, dup\u0103 moartea lui, \u0219i le-a mai \u0219i r\u0103mas neamurilor. Cel jum\u0103tate de miliard de dolari pe care-l avea Michael Jackson \u00eenainte s\u0103 crape.<br \/>\n         Numai ei mint, nea Orbane? Numai cei de dreapta au momit europenii c\u0103-i mai bine cu ei? \u0218i matale e\u0219ti cinstit p\u00e2n\u0103 la &#8211; tot din B.D. citat &#8211; \u201eprosti(r)e\u201d!<br \/>\n         O atare expresie nu poate fi postulat\u0103. \u0218tiu destui care de ferici\u021bi ce sunt se v\u0103d doar pe sine \u0219i vat\u0103m\u0103 pe ceilal\u021bi, mai ales c\u00e2nd se cocoa\u021b\u0103 un dram mai sus. \u0218i v\u0103d floricele, bulinu\u021be, balona\u0219e&#8230;. Cel nefericit de obicei clacheaz\u0103 \u00een sine, se ascunde \u0219i n-are timp s\u0103 ticluiasc\u0103 scenarii \u00een care s\u0103 p\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 pe altul \u00een care bucuria d\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103. S\u0103 mai studieze cei care mai \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie astfel de maxime un pic tipologiile umane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4 iulie 2024 C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi faci impresii&#8230;. \u00cencepi s\u0103 emi\u021bi judec\u0103\u021bi de&#8230;. 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