{"id":234,"date":"2015-02-22T18:28:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T16:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=234"},"modified":"2015-03-06T17:46:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T15:46:59","slug":"zanganele-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele (III)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span class=\"_5yl5\"><span>Z\u0103ng\u0103nele<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<h4>III<\/h4>\n<figure id=\"attachment_236\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-236\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-236 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"By Gustave Dor\u00e9 (1832 \u2013 1883) via Wikimedia Commons\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans.jpg 512w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/240;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-236\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"By Gustave Dor\u00e9 (1832 \u2013 1883) via Wikimedia Commons\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/512px-Gustave_Dor\u00e9_-_Dante_Alighieri_-_Inferno_-_Plate_65_Canto_XXXI_-_The_Titans.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-236\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">By Gustave Dor\u00e9 (1832 \u2013 1883) via Wikimedia Commons<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"_5yl5\"><span>\u00a0 \u00a0 R\u0103m\u0103sesem la actele premerg\u0103toare na\u0219terii celui ce va s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne istoria, m\u00e2na de carne care va spune \u0219i da, dar \u0219i nu lui Confucius, lui Iorga, imperatorilor romani, lui Columb \u0219i Magelan, chiar \u0219i vou\u0103. Toate astea doar pentru c\u0103 poate \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 o fac\u0103, fiindc\u0103 m\u00e2ine este al lui! \u00cemi aduc aminte bine c\u00e2t de bucuros fluturam pe holul policlinicii h\u00e2rtia cu \u0219tampil\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate bun\u0103. B\u0103tusem coridoarele acelea de at\u00e2tea ori, \u00eens\u0103 acum, parc\u0103 ochii to\u021bi se gogonau spre mine \u0219i m\u0103 fixau cu mare aten\u021bie. M\u0103 a\u0219teptam din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103 ca un nefericit de pacient, nefericit fiindc\u0103 avea s\u0103 mai a\u0219tepte cu stomacul gol \u0219i chior\u0103itor la coada aduc\u0103toare de binefacere, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe: ,,Ce \u021bi-a zis, tat\u0103, domn&#8217; doctor?&#8221;. \u00cen g\u00e2nd \u00eei r\u0103spunsesem \u00eenainte de a schi\u021ba el vreo iscodire: ,,Sunt numa&#8217; bun de-nsurat!&#8221;. Ai \u021bidul\u0103 de la felcer, ai patalamaua st\u0103rii civile, de la pop\u0103 buletin de cre\u0219tin, de-aici \u00eencolo e\u0219ti ,,majur&#8221;. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"_5yl5\"><span>\u00a0 \u00a0 M\u0103 dau deoparte pe mine. Dau deoparte \u0219i mierea \u0219i dulce\u021burile \u0219i trecem la \u0103le mai rele. V\u0103 iau pe voi la chestionat. V\u0103 v\u0103d porumbeilor din nou la policlinic\u0103 \u0219i mai ales pe tine tinere cap de familie cum \u00eencepi s\u0103 devii nelini\u0219tit \u0219i enervat c\u0103 cei doi b\u0103tr\u00e2nei, \u0219i ei la coad\u0103 la medic, nu-i cedeaz\u0103 so\u021biei tale, abia gravid\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 luni, locul. Ui\u021bi c\u0103 acum trei ani, pe aceea\u0219i b\u0103ncu\u021b\u0103, st\u0103teai impasibil la frem\u0103t\u0103rile de gur\u0103 ale altui dornic s\u0103-\u0219i protejeze nevasta, \u00eemplinit\u0103 \u0219i ea de via\u021b\u0103 \u00een patru luni. Te pref\u0103ceai c\u0103 plou\u0103, c\u0103 tu\u0219e\u0219ti&#8230;. V\u0103 v\u0103d dragilor \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi sc\u00e2rbi\u021bi de injuriile liceenilor pu\u0219i pe h\u00e2rjoneal\u0103 prin parc \u0219i v\u0103 sf\u0103tuiesc s\u0103 v\u0103 ab\u021bine\u021bi la a \u00eencerca s\u0103-i urechea\u021bi verbal. Mai \u021bine\u021bi minte cum v\u0103 tutuia\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 vi se aprind\u0103 c\u0103lc\u00e2iele de iubire? Eu n-am uitat. F\u0103&#8230;, m\u0103&#8230;, boule, vac\u0103 proast\u0103! \u0218i v\u0103 \u00eenjura\u021bi de r\u0103m\u0103sese p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i vocabularul cuvintelor obscene tablou. Se r\u0103sfoia disperat s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 inven\u021biile voastre vulgare de ultim\u0103 or\u0103. \u00cen zadar. Acum de ce sta\u021bi \u00eembufna\u021bi? A, v\u0103 sup\u0103r\u0103 claxoanele. Pe mine nu m-or fi scos din min\u021bi de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 trezeam cu ele pro\u021bopite inopinat \u00een timpane \u0219i v\u0103 ascultam decibelii obraznici. Degeaba striga\u021bi: ,,B\u0103, tu nu vezi trecerea de pietoni?&#8221;. N-o s\u0103 v\u0103 aud\u0103. Nici voi nu era\u021bi aten\u021bi atunci, \u00een vara aceea c\u00e2nd m\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2sem s\u0103 traversez. Picioarele scoase pe geam sunt surde. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span class=\"_5yl5\"><span>\u00a0 \u00a0S\u0103 v\u0103 mai duc \u0219i la spectacol? Fie. E concert de muzic\u0103 folk, festivalul&#8230;. \u0218tiu c\u0103 abia a\u0219tepta\u021bi s\u0103-l vede\u021bi pe \u0218eicaru. ,,Via\u021ba-i via\u021b\u0103, banu-i&#8230;&#8221;, ce timpuri! Lini\u0219te! \u00cencepe! ,,Huo! Huo! Pe-pe, Pe-pe&#8230;.&#8221;. Nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi spre mine, eu n-am spus nimic, cei din spate! Asta v-a \u00eenfuriat la culme. ,,Nu v\u0103 e ru\u0219ine, m\u0103i neru\u0219ina\u021bilo&#8230;&#8221;. Dar ce e cu uimirea asta pe fe\u021bele voastre, nu v\u0103 recunoa\u0219te\u021bi? Sunte\u021bi voi doi, acum mai bine de zece ani, alung\u00e2ndu-l din parc pe Vasile, fur\u00e2ndu-i num\u0103rul artistic, oblig\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103-\u0219i termine pledoaria muzical\u0103 subit, zorit de ner\u0103bdarea voastr\u0103 de-a-l avea \u00een ring pe Pepe spaniolul! <a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/2015\/02\/zanganele-ii\/\">M\u00e2ine d\u0103m extemporal!<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z\u0103ng\u0103nele III \u00a0 \u00a0 R\u0103m\u0103sesem la actele premerg\u0103toare na\u0219terii celui ce va s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne istoria, m\u00e2na de carne care va<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":236,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,97],"tags":[48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}