{"id":23391,"date":"2024-07-03T06:47:25","date_gmt":"2024-07-03T03:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23391"},"modified":"2024-07-03T06:47:25","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T03:47:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apriate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23391","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apriate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Ecourile s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii ultime a Cire\u0219arului. R\u0103m\u00e2i cu sechele, r\u0103m\u00e2i cu imnuri \u00een minte, trezindu-te fredon\u00e2nd \u201e\u0219lag\u0103rele\u201d adventiste rulate excesiv \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Apropo: am uitat complet \u00een aceast\u0103 sear\u0103.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 v\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi s\u0103 <strong>apuca\u021bi<\/strong> pe calea fr\u0103\u021biei cre\u0219tine, s\u0103 fi\u021bi preg\u0103ti\u021bi pentru trei chestiuni: s\u0103 suporta\u021bi predicile, s\u0103 nu pica\u021bi din picioare c\u00e2nd vi se cere s\u0103 v\u0103 ruga\u021bi (n-am priceput de ce se \u021bin ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i) \u0219i s\u0103 fi\u021bi preg\u0103ti\u021bi foarte bine din punct de vedere al preg\u0103tirii muzicale. Uneori s\u0103 \u0219tii din scriptura lor cuvinte precise \u0219i o dat\u0103 la nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t timp s\u0103 treci la zeciuit. S\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci ciuperci, orez \u0219i pizza f\u0103r\u0103 fir de carne.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 m\u0103 mai mir c\u0103 Macu st\u0103tea de vorb\u0103 la masa de \u201esuflet\u201d cu D\u0103n\u0103ia\u021b\u0103? Desigur, m-am pref\u0103cut c\u0103 n-o v\u0103d \u0219i am trecut prin sal\u0103 ca s\u0103 pot ajunge la birou, loc de r\u0103gaz, \u00een mers, s\u0103 fac o cruce ortodox\u0103 dialogului cre\u0219tin-adventist. \u00cens\u0103 ochi mari \u0219i beli\u021bi s-au ar\u0103tat \u00een partea final\u0103 a celor \u0219apte din opt zile pe ecranul Centrului. Dintre cele trei videoclipuri propuse enoria\u0219ilor, unul o \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219a pe Macu. Sus\u021binut bine verbal &#8211; deh, fost\u0103 profesoar\u0103 de chimie -, interviul avea s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 de la ea \u201efacerea de bine\u201d a ini\u021biatorilor \u0219i facerea de r\u0103u a tuturor celorlal\u021bi. Adev\u0103rat, neadev\u0103rat, <strong>arden\u021ba<\/strong> ei de a braftori to\u021bi medicii pe la care a fost m-a dezam\u0103git. C\u0103 n-au ascultat-o, c\u0103 nu i-au g\u0103sit ei ce \u201eo durea mai tare\u201d. <strong>Ar\u0103t\u00e2nd<\/strong> cu degetul practic la \u00eentreg sistemul de s\u0103n\u0103tate. Mai pu\u021bin \u201eexper\u021bii\u201d de zi a \u0219aptea.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 trecem la meseria noastr\u0103, cumva \u0219i noi doctori de boli de case. F\u0103r\u0103 <strong>arvunit<\/strong>, ne-am \u00eendreptat \u00eent\u00e2i c\u0103tre s\u0103pat dou\u0103 gropi pentru st\u00e2lpii por\u021bilor de garaj, am sudat must\u0103\u021bi, le-am fixat pe pozi\u021bie \u0219i le-am cimentat. \u00cen prima zi. \u00cen a doua am realizat scheletul, am scos por\u021bile, s\u0103 ne putem continua restul de opera\u021biuni. Suduri, poliz\u0103ri, g\u0103uriri. \u0218i apoi pere\u021bii, placa\u021bi cu tabl\u0103 aluminizat\u0103, coperi\u0219ul, grind\u0103rit \u0219i sc\u00e2ndur\u0103rit, iar la final f\u0103\u021buit cu tabl\u0103 aceea\u0219i calitate. Por\u021bile. Fixate pe pozi\u021bie, dup\u0103 zeci de \u00eencerc\u0103ri, sudare de balamale, aceea\u0219i grea opera\u021biune de potrivire ca de fiecare dat\u0103. \u00cenf\u0103\u0219urate \u00een s\u00e2rm\u0103 de cupru, \u021binute cu m\u0103nu\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la prima prindere \u021beap\u0103n\u0103. Micile retu\u0219uri pe vertical\u0103, sudare la prima m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00eencercare de deschidere a fiec\u0103rei por\u021bi, sudur\u0103 definitiv\u0103, polizare, un pospai de vopsea la final. Jgheab pe spatele garajului, r\u0103sfr\u00e2nt din cauza formei trapezoidale, cu doar un burlan aproape de gardul de la strad\u0103. Cirea\u0219a de pe tort, gemule\u021bul din triunghiul fe\u021bei, deasupra por\u021bilor, \u00eencadrat de col\u021buri de tabl\u0103 cutat\u0103. A! \u0218i creasta de deasupra.<br \/>\n         Ne mut\u0103m la vecinul de gard. La L\u0103m\u00e2i\u021b\u0103 Dorin. Geamgiul. Fostul. Ap\u0103i cum ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim deseori pe \u201edrumul oaselor\u201d &#8211; sunt con\u0219tient c\u0103 expresia va avea c\u00e2ndva urm\u0103ri -, cum ne tachin\u0103m pe marginea mersului la serviciu, la mine, despre felul \u00eencet \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 griji \u00een care se deplaseaz\u0103, el, mai rar. \u201eDa\u2019 ce, m\u0103, arde?\u201d, ca eu s\u0103 replic \u201eHai, hai, c\u0103 se-nchide Pia\u021ba!\u201d. <strong>Asaltul<\/strong> verbal terminat, ne desp\u0103r\u021bim, fiecare pe drumul lui. \u0218i la el un mic nimic. Jgheabul, care nu arat\u0103 perfect nici azi \u0219i cele dou\u0103 burlane, pentru apa care probabil \u0219iroia la fiecare ploaie, ud\u00e2nd geaml\u00e2cul, t\u0103bliile \u0219i se infiltra \u00een\u0103untru, acolo unde mai t\u0103ia odinioar\u0103 c\u00e2te-o sticl\u0103 de geam.<br \/>\n        Cu asta basta Tudor Vladimirescu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ecourile s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii ultime a Cire\u0219arului. R\u0103m\u00e2i cu sechele, r\u0103m\u00e2i cu imnuri \u00een minte, trezindu-te fredon\u00e2nd \u201e\u0219lag\u0103rele\u201d adventiste rulate excesiv \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23392,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23391\/revisions\/23392"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}