– Bun\u0103 ziua! Familia Nedeclarencu?
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua! Da` cine-ntreab\u0103?
\n– De la ANAF v\u0103 deranjez! Inspector Impoziteanu!
\n– A\u0219a, \u0219i? Ce problem\u0103 ave\u021bi?
\n– Deci, sunte\u021bi familia Nedeclarencu?
\n– Da, dom`le! Spune\u021bi, odat\u0103, c\u0103 am treab\u0103! Care-i problema?
\n– Problema e de ambele p\u0103r\u021bi, domnule drag\u0103!
\n– Adic\u0103?
\n– Adic\u0103, dumneavoastr\u0103 ave\u021bi o problem\u0103 c\u0103 n-a\u021bi declarat veniturile, ceea ce ne-a creat nou\u0103 probleme! Iar asta e o problem\u0103!
\n– Da` de unde \u0219ti\u021bi dvs ce-am declarat \u0219i ce n-am declarat, m\u0103 rog?
\n– He, he! Cum de unde? De pe Facebook!
\n– Du-te, dom` le, de-aci! N-are cum!
\n– Tocmai asta e ideea, stimate domn, cet\u0103\u021bean necontribuabil la bugetul general consolidat al statului! C\u0103 are cum!… Ia s\u0103 vedem noi! \u00cen 2015 a\u021bi fost o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Dubai?… Fooost!
\n– Stai, bre, oleac\u0103! Ceee…
\n– Tot \u00een 2015 v-a\u021bi f\u0103cut vil\u0103 cu piscin\u0103, plus ma\u0219in\u0103, la valoare?… F\u0103cuuut!… Ei, dar n-a\u021bi declarat plus valoarea acumulat\u0103 ilegal!
\n– F\u0103, `tu-\u021bi adineaurea m\u0103-tii! Tu ai pus poze cu casa \u0219i ma\u0219ina pe Facebook? C\u0103 te omor!…
\n– Eeei, nu! Domnu`! Domnu`! \u0218i pe Facebook \u0219i pe Insta, \u0219i pe Tik-Tok… A, \u0219i mai e!
\n– Mai e?!… `tu-\u021bi Pa\u0219tele \u0219i Instagramu` m\u0103-tii!… Vasilico, unde e\u0219ti, Vasilico?… Unde e\u0219ti, f\u0103, n-auzi?… Sta\u021bi domnu` oleac\u0103, s-o omor p-asta \u0219i dup-aia vorbim!…F\u0103!
\n– Eii, nu e cazul s\u0103 fi\u021bi violent! V\u0103 rog s\u0103 aborda\u021bi problema cu diploma\u021bie, cu tact, pentru a identifica cele mai eficiente solu\u021bii de aplanare a acestui conflict casnic pe cale s\u0103 degenereze \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi de uzur\u0103…
\n– Eeee, da` ce m\u0103? Ce-am f\u0103cut? C\u0103 \u0219i botoxata aia a lu` Infractoreanu \u0219i-a pus poze! Ce?! Io eram mai proast\u0103? S\u0103 vaz\u0103 \u0219i ea c\u0103 avem valoare mai ad\u0103ugat\u0103 ca ea, da?! La ea de ce nu v\u0103 duce\u021bi, domnu`? De ce?! C\u0103 \u0219i ea a fost de cinci ori \u00een Dubai! Cu ce bani? Ai?! Cu ce?! C\u0103 numa` io c\u00e2te \u0219tiu! \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua, stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103 cet\u0103\u021bean responsabil al cartierului! V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc c\u0103 v-a\u021bi al\u0103turat discu\u021biei noastre telefonice \u0219i ne furniza\u021bi am\u0103nunte suplimentare despre necinstea unor contribuabili care nu fac cinste nici m\u0103car cu-o bere c\u00e2nd \u00eei mai control\u0103m!… M\u0103 rog!… La momentul \u00een care discut\u0103m, dvs ave\u021bi o datorie c\u0103tre statul rom\u00e2n, \u00een valoare de patru miliarde cinci sute treizeci \u0219i dou\u0103 de milioane patru sute optzeci, virgul\u0103 dou\u0103zeci \u0219i trei de lei. Fix!…
\n– C\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t? Dom`le, matale e\u0219ti s\u0103rit de pe fix! Cum, at\u00e2\u021bia bani? Nu-i am!
\n– Stimate necontribuabil, vorbim de o datorie acumulat\u0103 pe durata a \u0219apte ani!… \u00cen aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103, dvs v-a\u021bi dezvoltat at\u00e2t \u00een plan personal c\u00e2t \u0219i economic, iar noi nu v-am deranjat! A\u021bi \u00eenflorit, a\u021bi rodit, iar acum noi culegem roadele a\u0219tept\u0103rilor noastre! A\u0219a e cinstit, ca s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi din preaplinul dvs \u0219i cu cei care v-au ajutat s\u0103 ajunge\u021bi la prosperitatea afi\u0219at\u0103 pe pere\u021bii virtuali! Nu crede\u021bi?
\n– Dom`le, dac\u0103-i pe credin\u021b\u0103, pe de-astea, io v\u0103 spui c\u0103-s ateu de-\u0103la! Adic\u0103 nu cred p\u00e2n\u0103 nu v\u0103d banu`! Dup-aia, io nu cred c\u0103 am at\u00e2ta datorie!… Iote ce-mi face netoata asta! Aoleu, te omor! Te scot din testament, f\u0103! Nu-\u021bi las nimica!… Da` ce s\u0103-\u021bi mai las, c\u0103, iote c\u0103 ne ia \u0103\u0219tia tot!… Deci, domnu`… nu se mai poate negocia? Mai las\u0103 ANAF-ul.. mai punem \u0219i noi… S\u0103 fie bine, s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u! \u0218tii ce zic?…
\n– Stimate necontribuabil! Ca s\u0103 fie bine, mai \u00eent\u00e2i trebuie s\u0103 fie r\u0103u! \u0218tii ce zic?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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