{"id":23287,"date":"2024-06-09T23:24:08","date_gmt":"2024-06-09T20:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23287"},"modified":"2024-06-09T23:24:08","modified_gmt":"2024-06-09T20:24:08","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apriata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23287","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apriat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        A crezut c\u0103-i face un bine. Fatalmente \u201ei-a produs\u201d r\u0103ul cel mai mare. A alunecat scara, s-a pr\u0103v\u0103lit cu ea de la vreo cinci metri \u0219i a murit. Mitic\u0103.<br \/>\n       <strong>Aprozii<\/strong>&#8230;. Care? P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103-l mai strige \u0103\u0219tia de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, l-au chemat cei de pe lumea cealalt\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce nici Nicu\u0219or nu supravie\u021buise schizofreniei&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Mai c\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndisem c\u0103 tocmai copertina la care lucrasem era vinovat\u0103 de decesul lui Mitic\u0103, cea de deasupra intr\u0103rii oficiale. O ciud\u0103\u021benie de acces \u00een cas\u0103, amplasat la nici doi metri de gardul din strada Vladimirescu. Coco\u021bat \u0219i pe c\u00e2teva trepte&#8230; Ce le-ar fi fost renovatorilor s\u0103 mute u\u0219a pe lateral? Loc era cu duiumul, scara interioar\u0103, ce ducea la etaj, oricum o desfiin\u021baser\u0103, \u021bon\u021boroiul nu se juc\u0103 \u00een antreul generos, un hol ce decomanda buc\u0103t\u0103ria \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 camere de pe sud-est, imens, \u00eenalt p\u00e2n\u0103 la tavanul camerelor de la etaj, lung c\u00e2t aproape dou\u0103 camere \u0219i lat c\u00e2t una \u0219i holul ce ducea c\u0103tre buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Eu a\u0219a a\u0219 fi procedat. Transformam primul dintre holuri, cel de dedesubtul balconului de la etaj, \u00een florar, cu geamuri \u00een loc de u\u0219a de intrare, sau \u00eel deschideam \u0219i m\u0103ream lungimea cu acel metru \u0219i un pic, iar la mijloc duceam sc\u0103rile toate \u00een interior, vreo \u0219ase trepte, executam o arcad\u0103 \u00een zid, ca la unele c\u0103soaie mai de doamne ajut\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd veneau boierii de la Bucure\u0219ti, Cornelic\u0103, so\u021bia \u0219i fiica lor Corina coborau din ma\u0219in\u0103 ca din cale\u0219tile marchizilor \u0219i intrau direct \u00een palat. Eu a\u0219a a\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103 <strong>aranjez<\/strong>. P\u0103i g\u00e2ndi\u021bi \u0219i voi. Poarta mare \u0219i cea mic\u0103 pe aleea principal\u0103, u\u0219a de intrare la doi metri \u0219i ceva \u0219i \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit\u0103 intre gard \u0219i sc\u0103ri. Da bagi un pat, un \u0219ifonier, \u021bi-o intra un puhoi de omenire \u00een\u0103untru. Ce le faci? Deschid porti\u021ba tot spre cl\u0103dire, din doi metri r\u0103m\u00e2ne unul, o ocolesc \u0219i stau la r\u00e2nd ca s\u0103 urce cei din fa\u021b\u0103 treptele, ba se face coad\u0103 \u0219i pe trotuar&#8230;. E doar un scenariu aproape neverosimil, c\u0103ci n-am v\u0103zut nicio \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103deal\u0103 dincolo de gard niciodat\u0103, dar posibil \u0219i creator de astfel de g\u00e2nduri oricui judec\u0103 chiar cu o logic\u0103 \u0219chioap\u0103 unde ar fi mai nimerit\u0103 intrarea \u00een imobil.<br \/>\n        Copertina, deci, fusese por\u021bia noastr\u0103 de contribu\u021bie la aspectul final. Nici nu-mi aduc aminte s\u0103 fi avut vreodat\u0103 umbrel\u0103 deasupra intrarea principal\u0103, pe timpul comunismului de uz \u00een primul r\u00e2nd familiei R\u0103dulescu. Pentru ei scara, fiindc\u0103 aveau camerele la etaj. <strong>Ap\u0103reau<\/strong> am\u00e2ndoi so\u021bii, el pe timp de frig c-un balozaider gri-negru, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd g\u0103leata de tabl\u0103 ce cobora din m\u00e2na ei, ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 cu un c\u00e2rlig la un cap\u0103t de fr\u00e2nghie de st\u00e2lpul ce sus\u021binea acoperi\u0219ul balconului, el merg\u00e2nd spre magazie \u0219i cote\u021bele de g\u0103ini, ea retr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-se \u00een cas\u0103, cu coafura permanent\u0103, cu ochelarii de deceniu 6-7 secol 20 \u0219i cu o musta\u021b\u0103 nefireasc\u0103 pentru o femeie, vizibil\u0103, ce ne f\u0103cea pe noi, pe copiii vecini, s\u0103 ne \u00eentreb\u0103m de ce&#8230;. Nu f\u0103cusem mare lucru. La solicitare \u0219i \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219area la fa\u021ba locului ni s-a cerut o solu\u021bie estetic\u0103 \u0219i tot boiereasc\u0103. Solzi \u0219i cupru. Care p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 a r\u0103mas doar un montaj de c\u00e2teva foi\u021be de cupru, modelate de cineva de prin Ploie\u0219ti cu matri\u021b\u0103 ce imita solzii mici. Montaj riscant doar fiindc\u0103 le-am prins de copertin\u0103 la hol\u0219uruburi de rigips, f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219aibe cu cauciuc, tocmai ca s\u0103 nu ias\u0103 \u00een eviden\u021b\u0103, iar jos, tot din tabl\u0103 de aram\u0103, am ticluit c\u00e2te un jghebule\u021b care s\u0103 adune \u0219i s\u0103 arunce apa dup\u0103 trepte. Plata? Peste \u00eenchipuirile noastre. De trei ori c\u00e2t ar fi meritat o astfel de munc\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A crezut c\u0103-i face un bine. Fatalmente \u201ei-a produs\u201d r\u0103ul cel mai mare. 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