{"id":23268,"date":"2024-06-08T01:50:49","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T22:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23268"},"modified":"2024-06-08T01:50:49","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T22:50:49","slug":"brigada-diverse-e-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23268","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E) leg(a)l!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>8 iunie 2024 <\/strong><br \/>\n        Odat\u0103 ajun\u0219i \u00een topul expunerilor publice, infantilismele nu \u00eencap. Chit c\u0103 ajun\u0219ii sunt ni\u0219te copilandri c\u0103rora li s-a indus ideea c\u0103 jurnalismul este chiar o joac\u0103 (\u0219i a\u0219a cum \u00een\u021beleg ei s\u0103 \u00eentrebe, s\u0103 caute ve\u0219ti, pentru nimeni, poate gpt-ul mai bine, mai bine \u0219i dec\u00e2t ziari\u0219tii mari). Iar cine i-a \u00eendrumat s\u0103 produc\u0103 reclam\u0103 pro \u00eenscriere \u00een grupul lor de genul \u201e&#8230; m-a ajutat enorm&#8230; \u00een ceea ce prive\u0219te dic\u021bia&#8230;\u201d, s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 pronun\u021bia se cultiv\u0103 la clasele primare.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd dispare un om&#8230; e jale mare. Dar \u0219i bucurie, c\u00e2nd dobitocul nu-\u0219i mai \u00eenc\u0103pea viu \u00een piele. Om sau organiza\u021bie, \u0219ef sau Oms, dispari\u021bia lor ar face mai bine omenirii. \u0218i cine le d\u0103 cu b\u00e2\u0219ti, b\u0103!, bine face, mai ales c\u0103 nu e vreo neimportant\u0103 \u00een ecua\u021bia omenire respectiva &#8211; Marea Britanie. Cum, m\u0103i, s\u0103 ceri cedarea suveranit\u0103\u021bii \u00eenaintea apari\u021biei unei noi pandemii? De unde iminen\u021ba unui nou flagel? Sau se a\u0219teapt\u0103 semnarea acestor renun\u021b\u0103ri \u0219i imediat se d\u0103 start deschiderii cutiei cu viru\u0219i?<br \/>\n        Doar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti dus cu pluta rezi\u0219ti mai mult de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 sechestrat, adic\u0103 26 de ani. \u0218i cine te \u021bine astfel \u0219i unde? Vecinul \u0219i nu mai departe de grajdul s\u0103u.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd vom \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba rudimentul de limb\u0103 uzual\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103, abia atunci vom avea parte de un tratament adecvat. Dar la a\u0219a in\u0219i, reprezentan\u021bi ai domeniilor unde \u00ee\u0219i desf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103 activit\u0103\u021bile, la v\u00e2rf, nu se puteau conduc\u0103tori mai nimeri\u021bi. Director de muzeu na\u021bional, care a putut s\u0103 emit\u0103 un enun\u021b precum \u201eDomnul prim-ministru nu poate incita la munc\u0103 for\u021bat\u0103\u201d \u0219i prim-ministru care s\u0103 replice la \u201edisiden\u021ba\u201d celor c\u0103rora le este suficient\u0103 munca de zi, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t primesc ca \u00eendatoriri zilnice, \u0219i pentru cele dou\u0103 ore de \u201eNoaptea muzeelor\u201d legea n-a g\u0103sit \u00eenc\u0103 o cale corect\u0103 de a remunera cu spor &#8211; Codul Muncii cere dup\u0103 ora 22 minim trei ore pentru un nimic de cam 15 procente. Cum \u00een cultur\u0103 nu exist\u0103 remuner\u0103ri deloc pentru surplusul de munc\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de ore (ziua liber\u0103 se adun\u0103 din frac\u021biuni), m\u0103car at\u00e2t s\u0103 cear\u0103 angaja\u021bii. Replica&#8230; ciolacian\u0103: reprezentan\u021bii institu\u021biilor au ales s\u0103 boicoteze copiii. Adic\u0103 ve\u0219nica ultimilor ani carne de tun. Zic \u0219i eu: ce s\u0103 cate copchilul la ora aia la muzeu? Nu se mai hodin\u0103, nu se mai preg\u0103te\u0219te de \u0219coal\u0103? Pe c\u00e2nd Diminea\u021ba, Pr\u00e2nzul \u0219i Dup\u0103-amiaza muzeelor?<br \/>\n         S\u0103-i crezi \u201emor\u021bi\u201d pe c\u00e2te unii \u0219i ei s\u0103 huzureasc\u0103 prin vile personale la Snagov. De-alde Cataram\u0103 \u0219i consoarta. Asta m\u0103 interesa pe mine acum! (?)<br \/>\n         Unele fotografii sunt haioase, indiferent ce moment se imprim\u0103 pe pelicula electronic\u0103. Fie de reculegere, fie altul motivul &#8211; se pricep unii s\u0103 le lipeasc\u0103 de anumite viziuni&#8230; -, personajele nu-\u0219i dau seama \u00een ce ipostaze se las\u0103 sedu\u0219i de imortalizare. \u0218i r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103ce\u0219te un \u201eadversar\u201d al realit\u0103\u021bii actuale poza ca \u0219i cum protagoni\u0219tii ar da cu subsemnatul la \u201einstan\u021ba\u201d superioar\u0103 pe 10 ale lunii curente. C\u0103 ei arat\u0103 a pitici, de\u0219i-s \u00eenal\u021bi, e vina p\u00e2rdalnicei camere, dar c\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin m\u00e2inile \u00eempreunate a evlavie \u00een locuri nepermise, e doar vina lor: unul deasupra prohabului, unul chiar dedesubt, iar altul pe burt\u0103, de parc\u0103 el este cel recules.<br \/>\n        Vom ajunge ce-am fost. O na\u021bie de pigmei. \u0218i mici, \u0219i negri. Ca primii no\u0219tri str\u0103mo\u0219i.<br \/>\n       Fiind la \u00eenainta\u0219i, \u00eemi permit s\u0103 adaug unul \u00d6tzi sub form\u0103 de ultime dou\u0103 meniuri neverosimile: terci de gr\u00e2u (cre\u0219tea pe ghea\u021b\u0103 cu tonele!), r\u0103d\u0103cini, carne de capr\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103prioar\u0103 (le fug\u0103rea de nu se vedeau), ba chiar \u0219i legume. Fante! Dar nu m\u0103 dumiresc ce caut\u0103 r\u0103d\u0103cinile. Ori cumva pentru o mai bun\u0103 digestie? (Z\u0103u c-a\u0219 pune-un emoticon cu t\u0103v\u0103lire de r\u00e2s!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 iunie 2024 Odat\u0103 ajun\u0219i \u00een topul expunerilor publice, infantilismele nu \u00eencap. Chit c\u0103 ajun\u0219ii sunt ni\u0219te copilandri c\u0103rora li<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23268"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23269,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23268\/revisions\/23269"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}