– Bun\u0103 ziua! Agent Busuioac\u0103! V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi prezenta\u021bi documentele!
\n– ` tr\u0103i\u021bi, \u0219efu`! Da` de ce?
\n– Din mai multe motive! A\u021bi dep\u0103\u0219it limita de vitez\u0103 \u00een localitate, fiind \u00eenregistrat de aparatul radar cu 82 km\/h \u0219i nu a\u021bi oprit la semnalele acustice \u0219i luminoase ale organelor de poli\u021bie…
\n– Aoleu! Sta\u021bi oleac\u0103, c\u0103 m-a\u021bi ame\u021bit! Lua\u021bi-m\u0103 \u00eencet c\u0103 io-n\u021beleg greu!… Deci, cum zicea\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 cheam\u0103?
\n– Agent Busuioac\u0103!…
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103! \u0218i chiar sunte\u021bi din Bohotin sau…
\n– Domnule, nu am timp de glume, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi! V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi prezenta\u021bi permisul dvs \u0219i talonul ma\u0219inii!…
\n– Sta\u021bi, domnule, oleac\u0103! Ce v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi, a\u0219ea?!… \u00cen ce ordine? Permisu` \u00eent\u00e2i, sau… Deci, car`va`zic\u0103… c\u00e2t zice radaru`?…
\n– 82 km\/or\u0103!
\n– Aha! C\u00e2t vine asta \u00een metri pe secund\u0103? C\u0103-s curios! \u0218ti\u021bi, mie-mi place rela\u021bia asta spa\u021biu-timp a lui Ain\u0219tain \u0103la!… C\u0103 de la el \u0219tiu c\u0103 totul e relativ, \u0219tii ce zic?… H\u0103, h\u0103! De-aia zic c\u0103 \u0219i viteza e relativ\u0103, adic\u0103 nu cred c\u0103 n-are cum s\u0103 \u00eencap\u0103 at\u00e2ta vitez\u0103 \u00een spa\u021biul \u0103la din aparatu` matale!….
\n– Domnule… cum v\u0103 numi\u021bi?
\n– Risling! Vasile Risling!… H\u0103, h\u0103! Ce \u0219anse sunt s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2lneasc\u0103 dou\u0103 vinuri \u00een trafic? H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– Domnule Risling, actele dvs!… A\u021bi b\u0103ut?
\n– Da! Normal! Dvs nu v\u0103 mai be\u021bi c\u00e2teodat\u0103? Io m-am b\u0103ut pe mine insu\u0219i… \u00eensum\u0103… \u00eensumi, cum ar veni! Cum zice francezu`: in mine veritas! V\u0103 spui c\u0103 io-s veritabil \u0219i v\u0103 spui \u0219i adev\u0103ru`! Da, am b\u0103ut, da` am mai \u0219i m\u00e2ncat!… Deci, s\u0103 mor io, dac\u0103 voi, poli\u021baii, n-ave\u021bi un fix dac\u0103 a b\u0103ut omu`! Niciunu` nu-ntreba\u021bi dac-am m\u00e2ncat, ce-am m\u00e2ncat, dac\u0103 ne-a pl\u0103cut ce-am m\u00e2ncat, c\u00e2t a costat meniu`… A! Deci, actele! Am \u0219i uitat!… Pofti\u021bi, lua\u021bi!…
\n– Adic\u0103 a\u021bi \u0219i b\u0103ut? Ia sufla\u021bi!
\n– Suflu, suflu, da` s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 la mine-n cas\u0103 nu sufl\u0103 nimeni \u00eenaintea mea, c\u0103… le sting lumina!
\n– Ia uita\u021bi! Da` a\u021bi b\u0103ut ceva, nu glum\u0103! Ce-a\u021bi b\u0103ut?
\n– Ei, alta acuma! Cum, ce-am b\u0103ut? Nu v-am spus? M-am b\u0103ut pe mine! Dup-aia, ce bea tot omu`: \u021buic\u0103, bere, whisky, bere, vodc\u0103, iar \u021buic\u0103, iar bere, iar vodc\u0103… C\u0103 de mine sunt s\u0103tul!…
\n– Gata! Ajunge!
\n– Nu-i gata! A\u0219a zicea \u0219i nevasta, c\u0103 ajunge, m\u0103, nu mai bea! Da` nu mi-a ajuns! Mai e! Iar whiskey, iar bere, iar vin… \u0218i am \u00eencheiat cu ap\u0103 plat\u0103! C\u0103 mi-era o seteee!… \u0218i io nu-mi mai sunt de-ajuns!…
\n– Domnule, e grav ce-mi spune\u021bi dvs! Ve\u021bi suporta consecin\u021bele legii!… Acum \u00eemi dau seama de ce n-a\u021bi oprit la semnalele noastre luminoase \u0219i acustice! V\u0103 \u0219tia\u021bi cu alcool!…
\n– Aaaa, nuuu! Nu de-asta! Nu mi-am dat seama, s\u0103 mor io! Am crezut c\u0103 e vreun cocalar care \u0219i-a pus el siren\u0103 \u0219i girofar s\u0103 se dea mare \u00een trafic! \u0218i de-aia n-am oprit! C\u0103, ce?! Io-s mai fraier, s\u0103-l las s\u0103 m\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103? C\u0103, nu mai \u0219tii \u00een vremurile astea care-i cocalar \u0219i care-i poli\u021bai, frate!… \u0102\u0103\u0103, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, da` nu zic de dvs… a\u0219a, \u00een general!… Auzi\u021bi? C\u0103 veni vorba de general! Sunt \u0219i io vecin cu un general!… Nu se poate s\u0103…?
\n– Ce general?
\n– Unu`… General Store \u00eei zice! Suntem gard \u00een gard, cum ar veni! Vecini buni!… A?…
\n– Domnule Risling, o s\u0103 m\u0103 fac c\u0103 n-am auzit ce mi-a\u021bi spus!
\n– Aa, p\u0103i pot s\u0103 strig mai tare, dac\u0103 n-a\u021bi auzi\u021b!… Geeeneeeraal Stooore!…
\n– Nu, nu e cazul! Opri\u021bi-v\u0103! R\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103! O s\u0103 v\u0103 scriu procesul verbal de contraven\u021bie!…
\n– Aoleu! Domnu` Busuioac\u0103, c\u00e2nd scrie\u021bi, mai \u00eendoi\u021bi-l, pune\u021bi ni\u0219te ap\u0103-n el s\u0103 fie ca un \u0219pri\u021b u\u0219or de var\u0103! \u0218ti\u021bi ce zic? S\u0103 fie mai u\u0219or de pl\u0103tit, dac\u0103 tot…
\n– Domnule Risling, nu ne spune\u021bi dumneavostr\u0103 cum s\u0103 ne facem datoria! Nu e cazul s\u0103 fi\u021bi a\u0219a… spumos \u00een declara\u021bii! Cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 intra\u021bi pu\u021bin la Beciul Domnesc, o perioad\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103 reveni\u021bi! Pe c\u0103ldurile astea, acolo e numai bine, e r\u0103coare…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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