{"id":23246,"date":"2024-05-31T00:05:17","date_gmt":"2024-05-30T21:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23246"},"modified":"2024-05-31T00:05:17","modified_gmt":"2024-05-30T21:05:17","slug":"brigada-diverse-sofist-local","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23246","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; So(f)ist (l)ocal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23 mai 2024 <\/strong><br \/>\n        P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 care-i faza? C\u0103 stai ca B\u0103nic\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 de 1 milion de euro &#8211; nu e r\u0103u nici \u00een una de 1 milion de lei &#8211; sau \u00eentr-o cocioab\u0103, dac\u0103 nu te deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai a\u0219ternuturi din m\u0103tasea cea mai fin\u0103 \u0219i perne din puf de leb\u0103d\u0103, po\u021bi adormi lini\u0219tit \u0219i pe paie. \u0218i unii nebuni ai zilelor noastre la fel de nebune le prefer\u0103.<br \/>\n       Nici femeile nu sunt s\u0103n\u0103toase, nici cei care le \u00eemboldesc s\u0103&#8230;. Cum a\u0219a, fra\u021bilor? S-ajung\u0103 toate str\u00e2mbele, toate na\u0219petele, toate umflatele s\u0103 fie remise publicului drept modele? \u0218i-am mai \u201esuportat\u201d fiindc\u0103 am vitez\u0103 la m\u00e2nuit butoanele telecomenzii. Dar c\u00e2nd am dat de una&#8230;. Reclam\u0103 la costum de baie. Cred c\u0103 \u0219i Kovesi ar\u0103ta mai supl\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, mai mic\u0103. Cum, bre, cu ditai slipul peste burt\u0103, cu ditai picioarele? Unde e\u0219ti, \u021aurca\u0219oaico? Cum treceai tu prin placajul \u0103la cu forme perfecte \u00een filmul cu Jan, cu Ar\u0219inel&#8230;!<br \/>\n       Cred, totu\u0219i, c\u0103 p\u0103rintele respectiv, reclamantul dirigintelui, este ascult\u0103tor de hore \u0219i s\u00e2rbe moldovene\u0219ti. Altfel nu se explic\u0103 de unde at\u00e2ta ur\u0103 pe manelele lui Tzanc\u0103 (!).<br \/>\n       C\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce pronun\u021bie \u021bi s-ar potrivi mai bine: Fu-ne-ri-u sau Fu-n\u00e9-riu? \u0218i nu \u0219tiu de ce nu pot s\u0103-\u021bi dau dreptate. Sau poate a\u0219 putea s\u0103 \u0219tiu. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd c\u0103 ai fost dobitoc \u0219i prost. Indiferent de postura ministerial\u0103 sau politic\u0103. Gre\u0219e\u0219ti, m\u00e2nca-te-ar mama! Nu se poate tr\u0103i mai bine&#8230;. Uite, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i compunerea propozi\u021biilor denot\u0103 lipsuri cerebrale iremediabile. Nu se poate tr\u0103i&#8230; economic, intelectual, cultural \u0219i medical. Nu \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i \u00eencoace de la Budapesta. Pute vestul de resurse infinite. \u0218i de oameni foarte preg\u0103ti\u021bi \u0219i medical, \u0219i cultural, \u0219i intelectual, \u0219i mai ales economic.<br \/>\n          Am avut un soi de re\u021binere s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencred \u00een cifrele furnizate de Xenopol la momentul \u00een care f\u0103cea un fel de statistic\u0103 a num\u0103rului de proprietari de p\u0103m\u00e2nturi coroborat cu veniturile. Cele dou\u0103 \u201etabere\u201d, marii&#8230; \u0219i \u021b\u0103ranii erau sensibil egale, diferen\u021ba dintre 51-al bog\u0103ta\u0219ilor \u0219i 49 la s\u0103r\u0103ntoci nu putea schimba at\u00e2t de drastic calculul venitului anual al fiec\u0103rei categorii. Prin urmare, undeva este o gre\u0219eal\u0103. Adic\u0103 ori 95 de lei, o nimica toat\u0103, este prea mic, ori 45.400 este prea mare. Asta fiindc\u0103 cei 7.780 raporta\u021bi la 1.250.000, proprietari, dau numai 15.000 lei.<br \/>\n        Mai socoti\u021bi c\u00e2t \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201epu\u021bin mai bine\u201d dec\u00e2t taic\u0103-su \u0219i \u00een dreptul fiicei lui V\u00e2rciu. Desigur, \u00een dreptul c\u00e2ntatului. Dac\u0103 \u0103la e catastrof\u0103, progenitura este catastrofi\u0219oar\u0103, nu?<br \/>\n       A\u0219a le trebuie nem\u021bilor. Mi \u021bi i-au primit, mi \u021bi i-au cazat, mi \u021bi i-au hr\u0103nit. Normal s\u0103 fac\u0103 burgerul 10 euro. Te treze\u0219ti c\u0103-ntr-o zi mi \u021bi i-or alunga, argument\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 va mai exista vreodat\u0103 aceast\u0103 form\u0103 de sus\u021binere a inten\u021biilor \u0219i ac\u021biunilor, c\u0103 e teritoriul lor de la imigrare \u00eencoace, c\u0103 ei muncesc, c\u0103 ei&#8230;. \u0218i cer nem\u021bii subven\u021bii ca s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce prostiile lor.<br \/>\n        Ar fi at\u00e2t de simplu. F\u0103r\u0103 supozi\u021bii delirant de hazardate. Arat\u0103, domnule, apa de pe Marte \u0219i-apoi te-oi crede.<br \/>\n        Aici organizatorii sunt vinova\u021bi. Dac-ar fi comunicat clar \u021b\u0103rilor participante la Eurovision s\u0103 nu  mai selecteze to\u021bi ciuda\u021bii, pref\u0103cu\u021bii, \u0219i de \u0103ia, \u0219i de \u0103ilal\u021bi, \u0219i din al\u021bii mai non-binari sau&#8230;, ar  fi stat lini\u0219ti\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se mai g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 azi ce-ar trebui s\u0103 nu mai fac\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23 mai 2024 P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 care-i faza? 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