{"id":23232,"date":"2024-05-22T21:06:26","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T18:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23232"},"modified":"2024-05-22T21:07:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-22T18:07:15","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-casa-de-marcat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23232","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Casa de marcat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>casa de marcat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00een viitorul tehnologizat<br \/>\ntotul va fi fiscalizat<br \/>\n\u0219i tot ce-n lume o s\u0103 ias\u0103<br \/>\nva fi \u00eent\u00e2i ,,b\u0103tut \u00een cas\u0103\u201d<\/p>\n<p>nimeni nu scap\u0103 neb\u0103tut<br \/>\n\u00eenc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd e nou-n\u0103scut<br \/>\nint\u00e2nd \u00een via\u021b\u0103-n mod profund<br \/>\ncu urma palmelor pe fund&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>astfel, \u201ebotezul\u201d a fost f\u0103cut<br \/>\nodat\u0103 ce ai fost b\u0103tut<br \/>\nc\u0103ci la \u201evenit\u201d ai fost bifat<br \/>\n\u0219i-a\u0219a vei fi p\u00e2n` la \u201eplecat\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>asta \u00eenseamn\u0103, printre r\u00e2nduri<br \/>\nc\u0103 s-or fiscaliza \u0219i g\u00e2nduri<br \/>\nc\u0103ci vom avea, eminamente<br \/>\nimpozit \u0219i pe sentimente<\/p>\n<p>impozit pe un g\u00e2nd banal<br \/>\nva exista \u00een mod real<br \/>\nc\u0103ci statului o s\u0103-i pl\u0103te\u0219ti<br \/>\nc\u0103 te mai las\u0103 s\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u0219ti<\/p>\n<p>\u0219i-atuncea statul \u201ebate-n cas\u0103\u201d<br \/>\niar tu te bucuri c\u0103 te las\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i nu-\u021bi mai pas\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ia,<br \/>\noptzeci la sut\u0103, partea sa!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>chiar \u0219i iubirea o vei declara<br \/>\nfiind nepl\u0103titor de tva,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci, dac\u0103 nu e nedeclarat\u0103,<br \/>\nn-are valoare ad\u0103ugat\u0103!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>iar statul, nu po\u021bi s\u0103-l \u00een\u0219eli,<br \/>\ncu nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite giugiuleli,<br \/>\nce n-au \u0219i vreo finalizare,<br \/>\ncu implica\u021bii bugetare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0219i, mai u\u0219or cu \u201ete iubesc!\u201d<br \/>\nc\u0103ci unii te \u0219i urm\u0103resc<br \/>\ns\u0103-\u021bi pun\u0103 tax\u0103 pe cuvinte<br \/>\n\u0219i, implicit pe sim\u021b\u0103minte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>nu po\u021bi s\u0103 spui \u201eiubirea mea\u201d<br \/>\ndac\u0103 nu sco\u021bi profit din ea<br \/>\nasta s\u0103-nve\u021be tineretul&#8230;<br \/>\nasta, \u0219i ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201ezetul\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>s\u0103-nve\u021be c\u0103 nicio declara\u021bie<br \/>\nde dragoste, cu dedica\u021bie,<br \/>\nnicic\u00e2nd nu va avea efect legal<br \/>\ndac\u0103 nu are&#8230; bon fiscal<\/p>\n<p>c\u0103ci, f\u0103r\u0103 bon, se poate spune<br \/>\nc\u0103 ai f\u0103cut evaziune<br \/>\n\u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 drept \u021bi-ai \u00eensu\u0219it<br \/>\niubirea f\u0103r\u0103 de sf\u00e2r\u0219it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>impozitul pe ur\u0103-i tot la fel,<br \/>\npoate mai m\u0103ri\u0219or ni\u021bel,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci chiar \u0219i ura se declar\u0103,<br \/>\nla orice circ\u0103 financiar\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>acolo, ca \u00een temple reci,<br \/>\nunde se spun cuvinte seci<br \/>\npl\u0103te\u0219ti impozit pe-o idee<br \/>\nla nesf\u00e2r\u0219itele ghi\u0219ee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>intri acolo ca-n cavou<br \/>\n\u0219i te \u00eentrebi la ce birou<br \/>\ns\u0103 spui ce ai de declarat,<br \/>\nce n-a r\u0103mas fiscalizat&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>\u201e- Aici, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 \u00eemi semna\u021bi,<br \/>\ndincolo tre` s\u0103 achita\u021bi<br \/>\niar colo, la colega Tan\u021ba,<br \/>\ns\u0103 merge\u021bi, s\u0103 v\u0103 dea chitan\u021ba!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi spune\u021bi c\u00e2t\u0103 ur\u0103<br \/>\na\u021bi adunat pentru-o factur\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i pentru c\u00e2t a\u021bi adunat,<br \/>\npl\u0103ti\u021bi impozit defalcat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201e- De ce nu-mi spune\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103<br \/>\ncare intra\u021bi \u00een mintea noastr\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i \u0219ti\u021bi ce este de pl\u0103tit<br \/>\nc\u0103ci v\u0103 ur\u0103sc la infinit!<\/p>\n<p>eu am ur\u00e2t, \u0219i-am \u0219i iubit,<br \/>\n\u0219i pentru asta am pl\u0103tit,<br \/>\ndar am venit s\u0103 spun pe gur\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 n-am nevoie de factur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>nu am nevoie de-o h\u00e2rtie<br \/>\ns\u0103-mi spun\u0103 mie ce-o s\u0103 fie<br \/>\ndac\u0103 pl\u0103tesc sau nu tribut<br \/>\npentru ce-n via\u021b\u0103 am f\u0103cut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>v\u0103 spun, c\u0103 nici n-ave\u021bi idee,<br \/>\nc\u00e2t ur\u0103sc statul la ghi\u0219ee<br \/>\nunde trebuie s-aplec capul<br \/>\nca s\u0103 m\u0103 jefuiasc\u0103 statul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>aici, unde ni\u0219te madame,<br \/>\nce parc\u0103 sunt din diorame<br \/>\nzici c\u0103 sunt moarte \u0219i-mp\u0103iate<br \/>\nrobo\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 umanitate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>a\u0219a impresie \u00ee\u021bi las\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 sunt cam&#8230; neb\u0103tute-acas\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103 ar vrea, dac-ar putea,<br \/>\ns\u0103 bat\u0103 oric\u00e2nd pe cineva&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>v-am spus aicea, printre r\u00e2nduri,<br \/>\ndespre impozitul pe g\u00e2nduri,<br \/>\nce \u00een cur\u00e2nd va fi pe bune<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 acum, nimeni nu spune&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>va trebui s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi declari<br \/>\n\u0219i g\u00e2nduri mici \u0219i g\u00e2nduri mari<br \/>\nc\u0103ci min\u021bile ne-or fi legate<br \/>\nla case digitalizate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>atunci, cu-a\u0219a fiscalitate,<br \/>\nvom fi \u00een ilegalitate<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd vom dori s\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndim<br \/>\nnu vom putea, de nu pl\u0103tim!<\/p>\n<p>astfel, vom deveni noi to\u021bi,<br \/>\no lume-ntreag\u0103 de robo\u021bi<br \/>\ncu inimile \u00eempietrite<br \/>\nde-at\u00e2tea taxe nepl\u0103tite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>gr\u0103mezi de carne f\u0103r\u0103 via\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nv\u00e2ndute zilnic, ca la pia\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nce-\u0219i tr\u0103iesc via\u021ba de stafii<br \/>\nca \u201emor\u021bi frumo\u0219i cu ochii vii\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>casa de marcat \u00een viitorul tehnologizat totul va fi fiscalizat \u0219i tot ce-n lume o s\u0103 ias\u0103 va fi \u00eent\u00e2i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23232"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23234,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23232\/revisions\/23234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}