{"id":23202,"date":"2024-05-10T21:06:02","date_gmt":"2024-05-10T18:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23202"},"modified":"2024-05-11T21:08:20","modified_gmt":"2024-05-11T18:08:20","slug":"brigada-diverse-vile-si-in-suan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23202","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; V(i)le (\u0219)i (\u00ee)n S(u)an"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9 mai 2024 <\/strong><br \/>\n         Mi-a sc\u0103pat printre degete&#8230;. Am s\u0103rit de la un cadru la altul mult mai departe dec\u00e2t s-ar fi \u201ecuvenit\u201d. Nu c-ar fi cine \u0219tie ce ve\u0219ti din cotidian. Nici protagoni\u0219tii, nici r\u0103sp\u00e2ndacii.<br \/>\n        Nea Stan (\u00een urm\u0103 articole, i-am t\u0103iat a-ul lui Nea Maxer), \u201easmu\u021bit\u201d de Tuc\u0103, dar c\u00e2t s\u0103 st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 \u00een el s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba deja binecunoscut\u0103. \u0218i-a\u0219a, exuberant, interesant, de parc\u0103 a citit deja \u00een globul de sticl\u0103, a prezis despre teritoriile ucrainene luate de ru\u0219i: \u201eNu \u00ee\u0219i vor recupera niciodat\u0103 teritoriile&#8230;\u201d. Parol!<br \/>\n        Tot de la Tuc\u0103 un titlu fraz\u0103 la care r\u0103spund eu: niciuna care s\u0103 se \u00eencadreze la parale ob\u021binute din munca unui singur om. Ba nici m\u0103car nu se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 la munc\u0103, ci la \u0219mecherie. Cei care ob\u021bin surplusuri mari sunt parte la o inginerie financiar\u0103 necurat\u0103. Oricum a\u021bi \u00eencerca s\u0103 o scoate\u021bi licit\u0103 \u0219i etic\u0103. \u00centrebarea era: \u201eCe joburi au oamenii mi\u0219to care stau la cafenea luni la 11 \u0219i conduc ma\u0219ini scumpe?\u201d.<br \/>\n       A treia omis\u0103. C\u0103 domnului pre\u0219edinte i s-a f\u0103cut de pensie \u0219i catedra i se vacanteaz\u0103. Ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a, a mai sc\u0103pat lumea de o povar\u0103. S\u0103 v\u0103 face\u021bi cruce c\u00e2nd dispare c\u00e2te unul de teapa lui.<br \/>\n      Eu sunt adeptul meselor reci. De ce zic asta? Uite-a\u0219a, poate \u0103i de la un restaurant de prin sudul \u021b\u0103rii \u00ee\u0219i diversific\u0103 oferta \u0219i, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 bucatele calde, mai pun \u00een pungile celea &#8211; la o vizualizare de departe par electorale &#8211; \u0219i ceva mai c\u0103liu sau chiar sub temperatura lui zero&#8230;. M\u0103i&#8230; c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 v\u0103 mai spun ca s\u0103 v\u0103 caracterizez mai bine, n-o avea rom\u00e2nul ce m\u00e2nca, o fi s\u0103rac \u0219i prost s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 botul la pachetele voastre? \u0218i la biseric\u0103, \u0219i afi\u0219ate, \u0219i pozate, \u0219i postate.<br \/>\n         Oi face \u0219i meserie, oi mai \u0219i c\u00e2nta, oi mai face \u0219i altele. Da&#8217; c\u00e2nd o dai pe popie, o la\u0219i focului de actorie. De Cuncea e vorba. C\u0103 pove\u0219ti \u021besute c\u0103 \u00een 1983 a dat la seminar, c\u0103 erai descurajat s\u0103 urmezi preo\u021bia, c\u0103 l-au dat afar\u0103 din Utc cu \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 public\u0103, dar nu spune pentru ce \u0219i c\u00e2t de public\u0103, c\u0103 tat-su lucra \u00een Liban&#8230;. Ho, opre\u0219te-te ni\u021bel! Dac\u0103 nu eram de-o seam\u0103 mai puneam botul, dar s\u0103 fim serio\u0219i, genera\u021bia noastr\u0103 n-a sim\u021bit nicio presiune \u00eenainte de 89, abia dup\u0103 am constatat c\u0103 eram incomozi, \u00eenl\u0103tura\u021bi fiind de cei mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, dar nu mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ni de 35-40 de ani. Debiteaz\u0103 gogo\u0219i Ovidiu. \u0218i dac\u0103 simte totu\u0219i credin\u021ba intrat\u0103 \u00een inim\u0103 \u0219i nu mai are lini\u0219te, s\u0103 treac\u0103, taic\u0103, frumu\u0219el la predicat, c\u0103-i mai cuminte dec\u00e2t toate porc\u0103riile emise pe gur\u0103 \u0219i prin gestic\u0103 pe scen\u0103.<br \/>\n        Londra, Anda, div\u0103&#8230;. P\u0103i \u00een ipostaza aia, cu genunchii flexa\u021bi la 135 de grade, cu \u201efota\u201d intrat\u0103 \u00eentre buturugile de picioare \u0219i cu pelvisul scos \u00eenadins \u00een afar\u0103 \u00eei \u0219ade cum le \u0219ade \u021big\u0103ncilor c\u00e2nd le apuc\u0103 pandaliile \u0219i \u201ehr\u0103nesc\u201d oral de-a valma b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i femei cu genitalele organe. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te pe englezi, au ei destui care m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 octave \u0219i melisme pe p\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n         Am ajuns s\u0103 dau dreptate Budeancei. A\u0219a este, ce psihologie, ce copil dus la doctorul de sinapse \u00eentortocheate? Pe timpul nostru o palm\u0103 peste sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie te reseta imediat. O sim\u021beai o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ba uneori \u0219i mai mult c\u0103ci r\u0103m\u00e2nea imprimat\u0103 pe piele \u0219i-o f\u0103cea s\u0103 zv\u00e2cneasc\u0103. \u0218i da, mul\u021bi sunt escroci.<br \/>\n        O contrazic. Cum lesne orice afirma\u021bie a unui copil, cu prec\u0103dere puiandru de \u021bigan, poate fi repede destructurat\u0103. \u0218coala nu mai \u00eenseamn\u0103 responsabilitate, viitor, fiindc\u0103 nimeni nu garanteaz\u0103 angajarea conform studiilor. Un om f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103 poate avea parte de mai mult dec\u00e2t ar ob\u021bine unul cu \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00een imediata vecin\u0103tate etnici ce se bucur\u0103 din plin de bun\u0103stare f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie matematica, literatur\u0103, fizic\u0103, geografie&#8230;. \u0218i s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, la 15 ani, clasa a VII-a&#8230;. La v\u00e2rsta ei terminam a 9-a. S\u0103-i dea profesorii s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be materia celor doi ani \u0219i s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 o vor mai considera excep\u021bional\u0103. Da, un bravo c\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se ridice, da, bravo pentru locul 1 pe \u021bar\u0103. Dar la limba rromani, praleo? Au ei scriitori, au ei contribu\u021bii mondiale \u00een celelalte domenii din care se \u00eenfrupt\u0103 elevul cu nesa\u021b (!)? Ba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9 mai 2024 Mi-a sc\u0103pat printre degete&#8230;. Am s\u0103rit de la un cadru la altul mult mai departe dec\u00e2t s-ar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23203,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23202\/revisions\/23203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}