{"id":23181,"date":"2024-05-06T22:30:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T19:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23181"},"modified":"2024-05-06T22:31:16","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T19:31:16","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-submarin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23181","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Submarin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Submarin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ministrul nostru al ap\u0103r\u0103rii<br \/>\naltfel, un om de bine,<br \/>\nvrea s\u0103 ridice standardul dot\u0103rii<br \/>\ns\u0103 cumpere submarine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 la noi, \u00een Marea Neagr\u0103<br \/>\nar fi ni\u0219te \u201erechini\u201d<br \/>\ncare ar vrea sa ne atrag\u0103<br \/>\npe noi, oameni blajini<\/p>\n<p>Numitul domn pare c\u0103 a uitat<br \/>\nc-avem \u0219i noi \u201eDelfinul\u201d<br \/>\nun submarin ce zace ancorat<br \/>\nc\u0103ci, crud \u00eei fu destinul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E prea b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i nu mai are<br \/>\nacele baterii-minune<br \/>\nce i-ar permite o revigorare,<br \/>\n\u0219i o imersiune&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 le-ar avea, am fi \u0219i noi<br \/>\nmult mai \u00eencrez\u0103tori<br \/>\nc\u0103, de\u0219i e din Al Doilea R\u0103zboi,<br \/>\nDelfinul, tot ar \u201em\u00e2nca\u201d nori&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, a fost \u021binut numai la dan\u0103,<br \/>\nprecum \u00eentr-un garaj<br \/>\nde-o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 nem\u021boaic\u0103, v\u0103dan\u0103,<br \/>\nce nu prea avea curaj&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nici kilometri nu are prea mul\u021bi,<br \/>\nvopseaua-i neatins\u0103,<br \/>\nnu tronc\u0103ne, nu bate, po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eel ascul\u021bi,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd mergi la curs\u0103-ntins\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ce-om face noi cu-at\u00e2tea submarine<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu au loc \u00een Mare?<br \/>\nDar o s\u0103 afl\u0103m precis sub Vasile<br \/>\ndup\u0103 o prim\u0103 scufundare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submarin Ministrul nostru al ap\u0103r\u0103rii altfel, un om de bine, vrea s\u0103 ridice standardul dot\u0103rii s\u0103 cumpere submarine&#8230; Cic\u0103 la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23183,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23181\/revisions\/23183"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}