{"id":23177,"date":"2024-05-04T21:25:25","date_gmt":"2024-05-04T18:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23177"},"modified":"2024-05-04T21:25:25","modified_gmt":"2024-05-04T18:25:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aptieni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23177","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ap\u021bieni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Na, c\u0103 s-a dus \u0219i <strong>aprilie<\/strong>.<br \/>\n        \u0218i cum trece el de o vreme \u00eencoace, mai de c\u00e2nd s\u0103 zic \u0219i eu c\u0103 fiin\u021bez nebulotic pe aici, \u00een primele zile de florar se <strong>aprinde<\/strong> \u00een mine o trecere \u00een revist\u0103 a curiozit\u0103\u021bii \u00eenfiripate pe la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103. Cum se <strong>apropie<\/strong> ziua de f\u0103cut bilan\u021b, de schimbat cifre &#8211; func\u021bie de locul \u00een decad\u0103 pe unde se nimeresc, una sau dou\u0103 -, \u00eemi revine imediat \u00een minte fraparea ini\u021bial\u0103: mai este unul n\u0103scut ca mine \u00een mai, gata s\u0103 m\u0103 \u201eegaleze\u201d. George Tomulescu, a c\u0103rui existen\u021b\u0103 a prins contur cu o zi \u00eenaintea mea, pe 4 mai.<br \/>\n       Dar \u00een timp se str\u00e2ng multe. Ba a lui Ginel, ba a \u021big\u0103ncii lui Ochi Beli\u021bi&#8230;. Se str\u00e2ng \u00eens\u0103 multe lucrate&#8230;. Ce s\u0103 le faci, cine le pune s\u0103 fie \u00een cursul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, c\u00e2nd arde lumea de treab\u0103?<br \/>\n       \u00cen faza aceea de remedieri la Confec\u021bia domnului Trufa\u0219u am peticit pe sus cu cositor, am pocnit coamele \u00eentre ciocan \u0219i fierul de \u00eencheiat spre a se alipi din nou cum fuseser\u0103 la primul montaj, am turnat chiar \u0219i ap\u0103 s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 repara\u021bia nu fusese de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103 (vorba vine de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103, noi doar aproximasem unde ar fi putut curge <strong>ap\u0219oara<\/strong>, ea se putea scurge \u0219i din alte locuri dec\u00e2t cele \u00eensemnate), am rev\u0103zut locurile \u0219i am reevaluat defec\u021biunile, cele unde ne \u00een\u0219elasem. V\u0103 pot explica \u00een c\u00e2teva propozi\u021bii cum st\u0103 treaba. Dup\u0103 postulatul lui Tamba, \u201eApa vine \u0219i se duce!\u201d, verificat ca \u0219i teoria lui Einstein, fiecare pic\u0103tur\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 respecte traseul prestabilit, indiferent de unghiul \u0219i cantitatea \u00een care cade. Lucru improbabil. Oric\u00e2t\u0103 <strong>ap\u0103sare<\/strong> ar produce ciocanul, oric\u00e2t de perfect\u0103 ar fi suprafa\u021ba lui de b\u0103taie, oric\u00e2t de atent este cel ce \u00eel manipuleaz\u0103, oric\u00e2t ar verifica \u0219i re bate fal\u021burile \u0219i coamele, oric\u00e2t de tare ar fi sc\u00e2ndura pe dedesubt, fal\u021bul de bine \u00eendoit ini\u021bial, tot se g\u0103se\u0219te un spa\u021biu c\u00e2t un v\u00e2rf de ac prin care pic\u0103turile \u00een hait\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i croiasc\u0103 drum mai repede spre primul obiect cu accelera\u021bie gravita\u021bional\u0103 zero. \u0218i, de\u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 pice la nu mai pu\u021bin de cinci centimetri de punctul de ie\u0219ire &#8211; \u00een func\u021bie de pant\u0103 -, uneori str\u0103bate mai mult, sfid\u00e2nd gravita\u021bia, dar nu \u0219i aderen\u021ba la materialul prin care trece, \u0219i ajunge la cuca m\u0103c\u0103ii, p\u0103c\u0103lind echipa de service \u0219i revizie. A\u0219a <strong>apucar\u0103<\/strong> strop\u0219orii \u00een c\u00e2teva zone s\u0103 nu respecte m\u0103car marja de \u201eeroare\u201d, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe sc\u00e2ndura urm\u0103toare dinspre poale, ci pe a treia, a patra \u0219i nu pe direc\u021bia vertical\u0103, ci cea \u0219i h\u0103is la acelea\u0219i distan\u021be pe orizontal\u0103. Am fost nevoi\u021bi astfel s\u0103 <strong>aprob\u0103m<\/strong> \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 modul prin care  \u00eencheieturile tablelor trebuie musai s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 pasta de oxid de zinc \u0219i ulei, pentru a reduce drastic infiltr\u0103rile. C\u0103 e acoperi\u0219ul la cump\u0103n\u0103 sau nu, c\u0103 are p\u0103r\u021bi \u00een care sc\u00e2ndura formeaz\u0103 cocoa\u0219e \u0219i v\u0103i, c\u0103 se r\u0103sfr\u00e2nge la dolii ori \u00een alte p\u0103r\u021bi, pastele uleioase compacte nu permit apei s\u0103 treac\u0103. La ce suprafa\u021b\u0103 \u201egeneroas\u0103\u201d avea al proprietarului, sc\u00e2ndura \u0219i grinzile livrate vrac, sigur ca provenien\u021b\u0103 a unui mic chilipir &#8211; cum mai au c\u00e2te unii o pil\u0103 pe la munte -, erau de grosimi, lungimi diferite. Mul\u021bi au curaj (tupeu) s\u0103 pun\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ag cu tine c\u0103 marf\u0103 mai bun\u0103 \u0219i mai ieftin\u0103 nu exist\u0103 dec\u00e2t la ei. C\u00e2nd probezi contrariul, cu ruleta, dar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103, c\u0103 dou\u0103zeci este 19 sau 18,5, c\u0103 optul e uneori un \u0219apte sau c\u0103 paralelipipedicul devine la capete tronconic, se scuz\u0103 c\u0103 una sau dou\u0103 mai sunt \u0219i cu mici defecte, dac\u0103 demonstrezi c\u0103 mai toat\u0103 marfa este asemenea celor indicate a fi imperfecte, t\u0103ietorul de p\u0103duri adopt\u0103 mina de \u0219mecher <strong>arogant<\/strong> \u0219i-\u021bi zv\u00e2rle \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 sfruntat \u201eDac\u0103 nu-\u021bi place, mergi la altul.\u201d. Dar calul de dar, \u00een cazul curent ieftinit, nu se caut\u0103 la dimensiuni, mucegai \u0219i cari. Scap\u0103 samsarul de toate junghiurile. Pas\u00e2nd dulgherului toat\u0103 responsabilitatea \u0219i metodele de a scoate un acoper\u0103m\u00e2nt drept la ochi, iar acesta l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-i tinichigiului greaua sarcin\u0103 de a rezolva toate posibilele probleme. Cum \u0219i el mai are o sc\u0103pare, cel ce i-a dat finalitate, r\u0103m\u00e2ne cel angajat s\u0103 repare sc\u0103p\u0103rile din vedere a tuturor m\u0103surilor de precau\u021bie \u0219i siguran\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na, c\u0103 s-a dus \u0219i aprilie. \u0218i cum trece el de o vreme \u00eencoace, mai de c\u00e2nd s\u0103 zic \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23178,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23177\/revisions\/23178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}