– Alo? ANAF-ul?
\n– Pentru limba rom\u00e2n\u0103, ap\u0103sa\u021bi unu! For english, press two!
\n– Alo!… Alo!
\n– Momentan, to\u021bi operatorii no\u0219tri sunt ocupa\u021bi cu recuperarea datoriilor de la datornici! Imediat ce unul dintre ei va fi disponibil, v\u0103 va prelua sesizarea! V\u0103 mul\u021bumim pentru \u00een\u021belegere!
\n– Alo, ANAF-ul?
\n– Alo, da! Bun\u0103 ziua! A\u021bi sunat la serviciul Antifraud\u0103 al ANAF-ul! Sunt agentul 0777! Da` vorbi\u021bi, domnule, mai tare!
\n– Vorbesc \u00eencet, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 aud\u0103!
\n– Cine?
\n– Vecinul meu!
\n– Dar dvs, cine sunte\u021bi \u0219i ce dori\u021bi s\u0103 sesiza\u021bi?
\n– Nu conteaz\u0103 cine sunt io, conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 sesizez p\u0103 vecinu` meu!
\n– Domnule, orice sesizare trebuie f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een nume propriu, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi! Trebuie s\u0103 ne da\u021bi datele dvs ca s\u0103 \u00eenregistr\u0103m o sesizare… altfel nu e legal! Nu primim anonime!
\n– Nu v\u0103 dau numele c\u0103 mi-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu-mi pune\u021bi impozit pe el! V-o dau a\u0219a omonim\u0103… anonim\u0103 da` o semnez ca s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi de la cine e!
\n– Bine, dar ce vre\u021bi s\u0103 sesiza\u021bi, atunci! Pe cine reclama\u021bi, mai bine zis?…
\n– P\u0103 vecinul meu care e profesor de matematic\u0103! De o vreme-ncoace, io nu \u0219tiu ce face, nimica nu-i place, pizma nu-mi d\u0103 pace c\u00e2nd sesizez c\u0103 \u0219i-a schimbat ma\u0219ina din medita\u021bii p\u0103 care nu le-a declarat \u00een declara\u021bia de avere! Nu-i fac reclam\u0103, da` \u00eei fac reclama\u021bie!…
\n– Hmmm! De matematic\u0103, spune\u021bi? Cine-i individul? C\u0103 \u0219i io am boal\u0103 p\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de matematic\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103… De-aia sunt un biet inspector financiar, cu liceu d\u0103 filologie \u00een spate! C\u0103 puteam \u0219i io s\u0103 am o vil\u0103 \u00een Insulele Balneare, sau \u00een Maladive! Da` nuuu! C\u0103 mi-a pus \u0103la de mate numa` doi \u0219i trei \u00een \u0219coal\u0103!… C\u0103, cic\u0103, \u0103ia care nu \u0219tie matematic\u0103 nu ezist\u0103!… Da` m\u0103 rog!… De unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 face medita\u021bie?
\n– Face, face, \u0219tiu io! Toat\u0103 ziua v\u0103z c\u0103 intr\u0103 ne\u0219te copii la el a\u0219a… agale, stau fo dou\u0103 ore \u0219i dup-aia ies \u00een vitez\u0103!
\n– Domnule, sincer v\u0103 spun c\u0103 \u0219i io a\u0219 vrea s\u0103-i prindem p-\u0103\u0219tia, dar astea nu sunt elemente care s\u0103 fie de luat \u00een seam\u0103 pentru a pune \u00een mi\u0219care aparatul de investiga\u021bii! Ne trebuie date concrete!
\n– Concrete? Concrete, zice\u021bi? P\u0103i, v\u0103 dau io concrete! Iote: p\u0103 data de 12 la ora 12, au intrat la el doi copii cu saco\u0219e \u0219i au ie\u0219it f\u0103r\u0103 ele. P\u0103 urm\u0103, p\u0103 data la 13 la ora 13 au intrat al\u021bii, la fel… Dup-aia…
\n– Domnu`! Domnu`… Cum zicea\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 numi\u021bi?
\n– V-am spus c\u0103 nu conteaz\u0103!
\n– P\u0103i, \u00een cazul \u0103sta, nici ce spune\u021bi dvs nu conteaz\u0103! De unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 vecinul c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 bani din medita\u021bii?
\n– P\u0103i, \u0219tiu! C\u0103-l urm\u0103resc demult \u0219i n-am v\u0103zut ca vreun copchil s\u0103 ia frun examen! Deci, io cred c\u0103 face medita\u021bii, nu preg\u0103tire pentru frun ezamen! De-aia zic c\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 duce\u021bi peste el s\u0103 c\u0103uta\u021bi banii c\u0103 io crez c\u0103-i \u021bine \u00een saci! S\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, r-ar ei de chiaburi! De-aia nu mi se m\u0103re\u0219te mie pensia, c\u0103 dac\u0103 ei \u021bine banii la saci, statu` n-are bani s\u0103 m\u0103reasc\u0103 pensii, salarii… astea! De-aia nu s\u0103 face autostr\u0103zi de-alea \u0219i piste pentru hidrobeciclete p\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele! S\u0103 se impoziteze \u0219i s\u0103 se depoziteze banii la stat \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 pu\u0219c\u0103rie, dom`le!… Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 \u0219i-a f\u0103cut case, s\u0103 aiv\u0103 case de marcaj de-alea… cum le zice… care adun\u0103 banii! S\u0103 se dezvolteze \u021bara asta, nu s\u0103 st\u0103m \u00eenapoia\u021bi d\u00e2n cauza la unii care adun\u0103 ca h\u00e2rciogii averi \u0219i al\u021bii n-are loc d\u0103 munc\u0103 d\u00e2n cauza lor c\u0103 n-a f\u0103cut medita\u021bii la \u0219coal\u0103 care a f\u0103cut patru clase c\u0103 a f\u0103cut \u0219coala ve\u021bii mai departe!…
\n– Domnule… c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu cum v\u0103 cheam\u0103! Lini\u0219ti\u021bi-v\u0103 pu\u021bin! Io zic s\u0103 medita\u021bi dvs mai \u00eenainte \u0219i dup\u0103 aia s\u0103 v\u0103 reveni\u021bi… s\u0103 reveni\u021bi cu un telefon sau trimite\u021bi un mail pe adresa meditatiianafur\u0103profesorii@frauda.com, da? Cu nume, prenume \u0219i probe video sau audio ata\u0219ate la mail! Numele profesorului, bine\u00een\u021beles! Sau cere\u021bi cu mine, inspectorul 0777 \u0219i am io grij\u0103 de aritmetica aia a lui! Dac\u0103 n-o visa el numa` zeturi, sepeveuri \u0219i declara\u021bii de impozit, s\u0103 nu-mi zice\u021bi mie p\u0103 nume! Om \u00eel fac!
\n– A\u0219a, domnu`! C\u0103 p\u0103 vremea lu` nea Nicu nu avea ei curaj s\u0103 fac\u0103 de-astea! C\u0103 venea ilicitu` peste ei!… Acuma io v\u0103 trimi\u021b \u0219i miel de-\u0103la, de care mi-a\u021bi zis, da` de unde \u0219tiu c\u0103-l primi\u021bi? C\u0103 e cald \u0219i s\u0103 nu s\u0103 strice, deh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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