{"id":23163,"date":"2024-05-01T00:15:30","date_gmt":"2024-04-30T21:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23163"},"modified":"2024-05-01T00:15:30","modified_gmt":"2024-04-30T21:15:30","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apupara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23163","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apupar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Pe \u0103\u0219tia \u00eei iei de puturo\u0219i, nu de arti\u0219ti \u00een domeniu. Oricare.<br \/>\n         Dac\u0103 nu exist\u0103 \u0219i un pic de precipitare, de nelini\u0219te \u00een ceea ce faci, parc\u0103 nici treaba nu are spor. Te ui\u021bi la ce ai f\u0103cut cu nemul\u021bumire \u0219i la ceea ce urmeaz\u0103 cu disperare. Oricum. Era var\u0103 c\u00e2nd am p\u0103\u0219it pe casa trufa\u0219ian\u0103, fost\u0103 ciufu\u0219ian\u0103 \u0219i, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el, o mic\u0103 perioad\u0103 dudu-ionescian\u0103 &#8211; dup\u0103 toate zvonurile \u0219i c\u00e2\u021biva martori urbani care i-au v\u0103zut mutra pn\u021b-ministru de interne prin ora\u0219 \u0219i l-au <strong>aprobat<\/strong> ca nepot al doamnei Ciufu; \u00een fine, familie cu \u0219taif&#8230; -, era dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 &#8211; cauze nesigure la aceast\u0103 vreme \u00eenaintat\u0103 a amintirilor: ori Trufa\u0219u a fost ocupat p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la ora 15-16, ori noi am mai fost angrena\u021bi \u00een alt\u0103 lucrare \u0219i ne-a mai decalat cu o zi definitivarea -, vipia \u00eenc\u0103 f\u0103cea furori \u0219i tabla \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eei \u021binea hangul. Privind de jos: c\u00e2t este s\u0103 urci, s\u0103 sco\u021bi c\u0103r\u0103mida hornului \u0219i s\u0103 astupi la loc? A cam fost. Casa \u00eenalt\u0103. Acoperi\u0219ul abrupt. Posibilit\u0103\u021bile de relocare a c\u0103r\u0103mizilor pu\u021bine, cu efort \u0219i nesiguran\u021b\u0103 mari. Dac\u0103 nu aveam pisicile&#8230;. Ne-am fi pr\u0103v\u0103lit&#8230;. Vreo dou\u0103 c\u0103r\u0103mizi au f\u0103cut proba c\u0103derii \u0219i facerii praf. Le mai scapi, alunec\u0103, se f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103, oric\u00e2t ai \u00eencerca s\u0103 le men\u021bii \u00eentreci, fie prin cioc\u0103nire, altfel nu se desprind, fie prin extragere normal\u0103, te treze\u0219ti cu o bucat\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i una g\u0103sindu-\u0219i drum gravita\u021bional c\u0103tre p\u0103m\u00e2nt. De fapt nimic nu e \u00een stare s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 locului \u00een pant\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 o opreli\u0219te c\u00e2t de mic\u0103 fug de parc\u0103 le alearg\u0103 cineva. Ne-am fi folosit de scar\u0103 pentru a ajunge sus pe acoperi\u0219, dar cu o treapt\u0103 sau dou\u0103 nu ajungea p\u00e2n\u0103 la strea\u0219in\u0103. \u00cen plus, treaba noastr\u0103 se g\u0103sea \u00een partea superioar\u0103 a asterelii, \u00eenc\u00e2t ne-a <strong>aranjat<\/strong> mai bine s\u0103 escalad\u0103m prin pod, pe o pant\u0103 mai moale, pe triunghiul opus celui de la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de pe el s\u0103 accedem \u0219ont\u00e2c-\u0219ont\u00e2c pe creasta cea mai \u00eenalt\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la horn cu sculele \u0219i c\u00e2teva sc\u00e2ndurele pentru completarea golului, cu cablul electric, cu drujba electric\u0103 \u0219i cu foaia de tabl\u0103. Cred totu\u0219i c\u0103 atunci sau a doua zi am mai umblat s\u0103 remediem \u0219i c\u00e2teva burlane.<br \/>\n         Deveni\u021bi me\u0219teri de remedieri, nu pentru lucr\u0103ri de la zero, abonamentul la domnul Trufa\u0219u \u00ee\u0219i producea periodic efectele. Bune jgheaburile executate de Roth, rele iernile c\u0103 au dat n\u0103val\u0103 \u0219i le-au mai desf\u0103cut \u00een suficiente locuri c\u00e2t s\u0103 necesite o revizie total\u0103. \u0218i nu trecuser\u0103 mai mult de zece ani de la inaugurare. Cum \u0219i tabla, la fel de bine dat\u0103 la gata, din cauza depunerilor mari de z\u0103pad\u0103, de ghea\u021b\u0103, schimb\u0103rilor bru\u0219te de temperatur\u0103, \u00een unele zone a cedat a se mai \u021bine \u021beap\u0103n\u0103 \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se mai desfac\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 trimit\u0103 ploaie nu spre pluviale, ci \u00een pod \u0219i de acolo peste bietele \u201e\u021bes\u0103toare\u201d. Spuneam c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i a trebuit s\u0103 ne <strong>arunc\u0103m <\/strong>privirea c\u0103tre locurile unde \u00eensu\u0219i proprietarul, disperat, \u00eensemnase cu creta pe sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 pe unde v\u0103zuse c\u0103 se scurg pic\u0103turile, \u0219iroaie sau stropi mici, spre a le identifica mai bine. Unul sus pe tabl\u0103, unul dedesubt, \u00een pod, comunicam \u00een privin\u021ba locului \u0219i felului posibilei deficien\u021be. Eu \u00eempingeam tabla cu un b\u0103\u021b, strigam \u201eIa vezi, aici ce este?\u201d \u0219i Cristi \u00eemi r\u0103spundea \u201eFal\u021b\u201d ori \u201eCreast\u0103\u201d sau \u201eGaur\u0103\u201d. La r\u00e2ndu-i f\u0103cea un semn pentru identificare ulterioar\u0103. Peste 40 de loca\u021bii cu deficien\u021be. Pe toate cele patru pante majore. La cele \u0219ase luminatoare, ni\u0219te piramide triunghiulare uria\u0219e, f\u0103r\u0103 rost, exact unde bate lumina, pe est \u0219i sud, dar unde \u0219i z\u0103pada se depune la ad\u0103post. Ar fi putut sta fix \u00een creast\u0103 \u0219i ar fi luminat de dou\u0103 ori mai bine, chiar numai dou\u0103 de ar fi fost \u0219i ar fi dat acoperi\u0219ului un aer mai <strong>armonic<\/strong>. Cam cum arat\u0103 cl\u0103direa aceea din Melbourne cu cele trei \u021bu\u021buruguri sau ca \u00een gara de la Predeal. Cu o <strong>apotem\u0103<\/strong> ofertant\u0103, cu o aplecare ponderat\u0103 a v\u00e2rfului, piramida ar fi asigurat \u0219i iluminare optim\u0103, \u0219i protec\u021bie la ploaie pentru cele dou\u0103 puncte de confluen\u021b\u0103 cu restul acoperi\u0219ului: scurgerile se puteau produce pe ambele segmente pe toat\u0103 suprafa\u021ba lor \u0219i cantitatea de <strong>ap\u0219oar\u0103<\/strong> ce se aduna pe cele dou\u0103 laturi expuse ar fi fost mai mic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eembin\u0103rile aduse \u00een discu\u021bie anterior ar fi colectat mai pu\u021bin\u0103. Una este s\u0103 se scurg\u0103 deodat\u0103 un litru \u0219i alta o g\u0103leat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe \u0103\u0219tia \u00eei iei de puturo\u0219i, nu de arti\u0219ti \u00een domeniu. Oricare. 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