{"id":23105,"date":"2024-04-17T00:40:34","date_gmt":"2024-04-16T21:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23105"},"modified":"2024-04-17T00:40:34","modified_gmt":"2024-04-16T21:40:34","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apicoli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23105","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apicoli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Bine c\u0103 nu e nevoie s\u0103 re\u021bin numele tuturor clien\u021bilor. Unii chiar nu merit\u0103.<br \/>\n       Prezumtivi, de-alde \u201eamenin\u021b\u0103tori\u201d cu lucr\u0103rile. Un \u201eprieten\u201d de demult al lui tata, revenit la casa p\u0103rinteasc\u0103, pe trotuarul opus. Cu \u201eVeni\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103sura\u021bi \u0219i d\u0103m drumul la treab\u0103.\u201d. Ioc. Nici nu se \u201euscase\u201d cerneala pe contractul verbal, c\u0103 \u0219i g\u0103sise pe al\u021bii. Chestia cu cerneala e de teapa unei alte promisiuni f\u0103cute mie la c\u00e2teva luni de la sosirea mea \u00een lumea \u201ebun\u0103\u201d a culturii de stat locale. A fost cam a\u0219a: \u201e<strong>Anima\u0219i<\/strong> pe to\u021bi s\u0103 fie \u00eempotriva mea. Cum \u00ee\u021bi permi\u021bi, b\u0103? M\u0103, nu \u021bi s-a uscat cerneala pe angajare \u0219i dai tu ordine cine \u0219i ce s\u0103 fac\u0103? Te bat, m\u0103!\u201d. \u0218efa&#8230;: \u201eCoco, nu te enerva!&#8230;\u201d. Se \u00eenro\u0219ise&#8230;. Mai s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u201einfarct\u201d, de\u0219i <strong>aortici<\/strong> din \u0103\u0219tia mai v\u0103zusem, pu\u021bini, dar mai v\u0103zusem, aprin\u0219i c\u00e2t s\u0103 fac\u0103 impresie \u0219i dintr-o ciud\u0103&#8230;. Dovad\u0103 c\u0103 la final a pus o rezolu\u021bie doar ca s-o fac\u0103. \u0218tia ce urma. \u201e\u00cemp\u0103r\u0103\u021be\u0219te tu tot!\u201d a durat o clipit\u0103 \u00een cercurile str\u00e2mte institu\u021bionale. <strong>Anulari<\/strong> ei \u0219i servii lor, revin \u00een punctul din care au plecat, de\u0219i schimb\u0103 macazuri dup\u0103 macazuri cu o vitez\u0103 uimitoare, tabere \u0219i concep\u021bii f\u0103r\u0103 scrupule. \u00cen ele, \u00een institu\u021bii, timpurile devin <strong>aoriste<\/strong>, nu mai poate determina nimeni, din cauza nep\u0103s\u0103rii, c\u00e2nd a fost \u0219i ce a fost, c\u00e2nd se r\u00e2dea \u00een batjocur\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 cu&#8230; de&#8230;, c\u00e2nd se amenin\u021ba&#8230;. Numai c\u0103 eu nu uit.<br \/>\n        Dup\u0103 oameni neoameni, destui \u00een via\u021ba mea &#8211; \u00eenc\u0103 n-am descoperit niciun <strong>antiser<\/strong> eficace ca s\u0103-mi dea putere s\u0103-i suport -, se mai ive\u0219te c\u00e2te unul de pus la ran\u0103. Cu nicio calitate care s\u0103 g\u00e2dile vreun concet\u0103\u021bean cu mentalit\u0103\u021bi cotidiene \u0219i nici dintre cei ce-au marcat jum\u0103tatea din urm\u0103 de secol \u00een aceea\u0219i manier\u0103 futilist\u0103 \u0219i ignorant\u0103. Pur \u0219i simplu calm, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiind \u00een jur prin \u00eens\u0103\u0219i prezen\u021ba sa lini\u0219te. Domnul doctor veterinar Retegan. Nu un cuv\u00e2nt \u00een plus, nu tonuri stridente, nimic din ce el \u00eensu\u0219i nu \u0219i-ar dori de la ceilal\u021bi: s\u0103 le impun\u0103. O singur\u0103 discu\u021bie \u00eenainte &#8211; c\u00e2te una pentru fiecare lucrare -, dup\u0103 evaluare, pentru achizi\u021bia de materiale \u0219i una la final care era doar o simpl\u0103 formalitate: \u201eC\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103, domnule C\u0103lin?\u201d. La a\u0219a gazde, c\u0103ci a\u0219a a fost de fiecare dat\u0103 tratamentul, munca este c\u00e2t se poate de u\u0219oar\u0103. Lipsa oric\u0103rei tensiuni te elibereaz\u0103 \u00eentru totul de orice impediment care ar perturba oricare dintre opera\u021biunile necesare. Nu pu\u021bine, nu u\u0219oare. \u00ce\u021bi revin toate vocalele, consoanele, nici vorb\u0103 s\u0103 devenim <strong>apicali<\/strong>, ba \u00eenc\u0103 nici nu ne-am mai sf\u0103dit &#8211; de\u0219i erau destule teme \u00een suspensie ce-ar fi declan\u0219at imediat firile noastre nativ vulcanice -, \u0219i totul curge&#8230;. Precum sudoarea. Toat\u0103 tabla de pe habitatul central, casa propriu-zis\u0103, cu \u00eent\u00e2mpinarea unei singur probleme, la horn, fixat exact \u00een mijlocul doliei de pe spatele casei, acolo unde se \u00eenvecineaz\u0103 cu sobarul \u201epinacotist\u201d &#8211; \u00eemi rulase noua formulare \u00een cap toate cele trei-patru zile. De\u0219i schimbasem \u0219i jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele, domnul Retegan a preferat la c\u00e2\u021biva ani s\u0103 le schimbe cu un sistem pluvial din dou\u0103 \u201eculori\u201d: jgheaburi maro \u0219i burlane galvanizate pe acela\u0219i calapod de fabric\u0103. \u00cenainte \u00eens\u0103, pe buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i magazie, anexe, aplicasem c\u00e2teva foi de tabl\u0103 cutate \u0219i un jghebule\u021b, dup\u0103 aceea\u0219i cutum\u0103 partenerial\u0103: Veni\u021bi, m\u0103sura\u021bi, nu v\u0103 spun eu dumneavoastr\u0103 ce s\u0103 face\u021bi, \u0219ti\u021bi prea bine, \u0219i la final, c\u00e2t cere\u021bi, v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc.<br \/>\n       Pe aceea\u0219i parte stradal\u0103, definibil\u0103 sub indicativul \u0218tefan cel Mare, am mai fost tot, parc\u0103, la un doctor veterinar, prima sau a doua cas\u0103 de la fosta \u0219coal\u0103 nr. 8 \u00eenapoi, spre Gar\u0103, dar cred c\u0103 a doua mai sigur, pentru niscai burlane. \u00cens\u0103 imaginile de \u00eentip\u0103rit \u00een minte s-au \u0219ters. Tot vreun burlan&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bine c\u0103 nu e nevoie s\u0103 re\u021bin numele tuturor clien\u021bilor. Unii chiar nu merit\u0103. Prezumtivi, de-alde \u201eamenin\u021b\u0103tori\u201d cu lucr\u0103rile. 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