{"id":23097,"date":"2024-04-16T02:34:54","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T23:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23097"},"modified":"2024-04-17T00:41:16","modified_gmt":"2024-04-16T21:41:16","slug":"brigada-diverse-torc-la-toni-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23097","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)orc (l)a Ton(i) i(n)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15-16 aprilie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n       Toat\u0103 lumea institu\u021bional\u0103 caut\u0103 vedetism cu orice pre\u021b. Mai bine zis nimic servit pe post de ceva. \u00cen loc s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 profesional treaba. Publicitatea nu folose\u0219te la nimic. Nici tipurile de \u201eeduca\u021bie\u201d propuse. Ba vinoteci, ba cinematografe, ba&#8230;. Numai biblioteci nu. S\u0103 recunoa\u0219tem. M\u0103car de-ar primi nume rom\u00e2nesc demersul \u0219i nu unul str\u0103in. Nii la ei: hub cultural!<br \/>\n       Adic\u0103 distan\u021ba asta a celui mai apropiat sistem solar, de-alde 4,2 ani lumin\u0103, pe care n-o putem surmonta nici m\u0103car o clip\u0103, (\u0219i la vitez\u0103 de 100.000 de kilometri pe or\u0103 \u0219i tot ne-ar trebui 42.000.000 de ore ca s\u0103 ajungem, dac\u0103 distan\u021ba calculat\u0103 este corect apreciat\u0103; \u0219i ar mai fi o problem\u0103: dac\u0103 vidul permite viteza pe care un sistem de propulsie \u0219i-o propune) e nimic pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 distan\u021ba la care este o planet\u0103, geam\u0103n\u0103 cu a noastr\u0103. Mai vorbisem despre ea, dar din alt\u0103 perspectiv\u0103. Un are \u00een cam 8760 de ore. Centauri asta ar fi, cu viteza propus\u0103, atins\u0103 \u00een 4800 de ani.<br \/>\n       Ne-o trebui apa de pe Lun\u0103? Ne-o ajunge? Cel 600.000 de milioane, sigur nereciclabile ca pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt, este \u201eap\u0103 de ploaie\u201d pentru oameni. El consum\u0103 cel pu\u021bin 2 litri zilnic. Noi, la zi, suntem peste 8 miliarde. Din start, \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi se \u201estric\u0103\u201d 16 miliarde. Pe pu\u021bin. Deci: 600\/16 fac doar vreo lun\u0103 \u0219i-un pic. Halal \u201erezerv\u0103\u201d!<br \/>\n      E cusut\u0103 multe papiote albe povestea ansamblului de dansatori de la Heceni. C\u0103 singuri, c\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103 folclorul autentic nu are chiar figuri de-alea de se-arunc\u0103 cracii cr\u0103c\u0103na\u021bi. C\u0103 le iese, c\u0103 sunt sincroniza\u021bi, a zis-o aci, la noi, la R\u00e2mnic&#8221; nea Marin (o putea spune orice instructor, ca s\u0103 nu spun \u0219i coregraf): trebuie cinci ani de munc\u0103 intens\u0103 pentru ca o suit\u0103 de dansuri s\u0103 ias\u0103 aproape perfect. Cu aceea\u0219i dansatori.<br \/>\n      Dup\u0103 propunerea de burs\u0103 pentru cei care absenteaz\u0103, o nou\u0103 idee sper\u0103 c\u0103 va \u021bine \u0219coala la nivelul maxim (s\u0103-i spunem optim totu\u0219i) de frecven\u021b\u0103. O mas\u0103 cald\u0103. Din p\u0103cate, dragi \u0219i scumpi (la \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103) tovar\u0103\u0219i, vremurile foamei au cam trecut.<br \/>\n     \u201dPe lumile extraterestre&#8230;\u201d Un prost mod de a uza conjunc\u021biile. \u00cen, fr\u0103\u021bie! Sau pe planetele extraterestre&#8230;. Cealalt\u0103 parte, cu traiul f\u0103r\u0103 oxigen, e nefondat\u0103.<br \/>\n      Cum cum? Uite a\u0219a! Dac\u0103 trec pompierii, trebuie s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 \u0219i trenurile! Dup\u0103 mintea angaja\u021bilor care n-au nimic \u00een cap. Gata s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 el la o trecere la nivel cu calea ferat\u0103.<br \/>\n      Elevii trebuie testa\u021bi, nu \u201ear putea\u201d s\u0103 fie testa\u021bi. Dac\u0103 au consumat droguri.<br \/>\n      Dun\u0103rea se retrage&#8230;. Ultra proasp\u0103ta \u0219tire protvist\u0103. S\u0103-\u021bi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 inten\u021bionat \u0219i-a redus curgerea sau chiar \u0219i-a chemat la ob\u00e2r\u0219ii apele.<br \/>\n      Corduneni au fost, Corduneni sunt \u00eenc\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 nu le piere s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba definitiv, degeaba crap\u0103 unul singur.<br \/>\n      M\u0103i b\u0103ie\u021bi, sau fete, dac\u0103 \u0219i garoiul \u0103la al Antoniei este frumos, ce superlativ mai da\u021bi \u0103lora care sunt \u0219i albi, \u0219i cu tr\u0103s\u0103turi faciale perfecte?<br \/>\n      Am g\u0103sit alt\u0103 poz\u0103 a Dr\u0103gu\u0219ancei. E muma mumelor p\u0103durii! Sau cum spunea Vizante juc\u00e2nd rolul so\u021bului neam\u021b \u00een sceneta cu Radu Gabriel (socrul): bunica bunica (p\u0103durii)! (Un fel de Codrul Vl\u0103siei.)<br \/>\n      De mi\u0219to sunt s\u0103tul. \u201esuperb\u0103&#8230;\u201d Alt\u0103 panaram\u0103 (machiat\u0103, nemachiat\u0103) Prodanca. At\u00e2t apreciez la ce\u0219tia care n-au ce face: g\u0103sesc toate schimonoselile.<br \/>\n      E concurs de frumuse\u021buri pe facebook. Pe deoparte b\u0103rba\u021bii, c\u0103 Borcea e top model la concuren\u021b\u0103 cu \u0218tefan B\u0103nic\u0103 (de unde naiba au g\u0103sit \u0103\u0219tia ceva frumos la vreunul dintre ei?), pe de alta c\u0103 Tonciu (de c\u00e2nd n-am mai auzit de n\u0103soasa asta) ar sem\u0103na cu Elisabeth Taylor \u00een tinere\u021be. \u021aine\u021bi-m\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu fac vreun atac! La ce s-a ajuns, oameni buni! Ca \u0103ia care c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een baie odat\u0103 cu telefonul \u0219i li se pare c\u0103 imit\u0103 unu la unu interpretul.<br \/>\n      N\u0103zdr\u0103van azi dexul. A sucit-o a la Leonardo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15-16 aprilie 2024 Toat\u0103 lumea institu\u021bional\u0103 caut\u0103 vedetism cu orice pre\u021b. 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