{"id":23085,"date":"2024-04-13T02:06:47","date_gmt":"2024-04-12T23:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23085"},"modified":"2024-04-13T02:06:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T23:06:47","slug":"brigada-diverse-ce-fete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23085","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)e (f)ete!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>11 aprilie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n          Doi ani de r\u0103zboi&#8230;. Cu Zelenski mai bogat. Deh, \u00eei prie\u0219te!<br \/>\n       Am dou\u0103 cadre luate unor \u201edame\u201d devenite modele pentru genera\u021bii de inse ce nu dep\u0103\u0219esc pragul unei vie\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 \u021bel. Dar nu \u201edoare\u201d aceast\u0103 lips\u0103 de perspectiv\u0103, ci iluzia \u00een care tr\u0103iesc \u0219i \u201ementoresele\u201d, \u0219i ucenicele, \u0219i chibi\u021bele. O Buble depus\u0103 pe planeta mega artistelor pe picior de egalitate &#8211; cic\u0103 cel pu\u021bin Madonna; \u00eens\u0103, ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 corespondent \u0219i-n \u021bar\u0103, i s-a ales Dida Dr\u0103gan &#8211; \u0219i, din nou, pentru a echilibra reprezentativitatea etniilor, avem \u0219i-o \u021big\u0103ncu\u0219\u0103, Margherita, interpus\u0103 talentelor de talie mondial\u0103: se vrea Patricia Kass.<br \/>\n        Pe partea cealalt\u0103, a \u201efrumuse\u021bii\u201d, dou\u0103 ur\u00e2\u021benii: Dr\u0103gu\u0219anca \u0219i Dr\u0103guleasca. M-am speriat \u0219i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103-mi va trece cur\u00e2nd. Zona \u201efrumoase \u0219i de\u0219tepte\u201d: Budeanu &#8211; \u201einteligent\u0103 ca Aslan\u201d, Pestri\u021bu &#8211; \u201edox\u0103 de cultur\u0103\u201d, cu trei la Bac \u0219i operele lui \u021au\u021bea citite din scoar\u021b\u0103 \u00een scoar\u021b\u0103. Paradigma \u201ecelebritate mai mare ca a&#8230;\u201d: Vl\u0103du\u021ba Lup\u0103u decretat\u0103 mai ceva ca Florin C\u0103linescu. Categoria \u201etinere\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be\u201d: Vlochina, ce se \u021bine ca la dou\u0103zeci. Prime\u0219te de la mine \u0219i \u201emonstrul lunii\u201d. Sec\u021biunea \u201e\u0218ti\u021bi c\u0103 eu&#8230;\u201d: o necunoscut\u0103, o copchil\u0103 l\u0103sat\u0103 pe terenul muzicii s\u0103 zburde ca ielele nebune, care \u201e&#8230; de mic\u0103 eu c\u00e2nt rock\u201d, nu c-ar fi crescut cine \u0219tie ce, cu o impresie gre\u0219it\u0103 despre acest \u201esport\u201d b\u0103rb\u0103tesc. Fato, The Best nu e rock! Cum n-am \u00een\u021beles cum acum vreo doi, trei ani Pink a c\u00e2\u0219tigat la nominalizarea ca artist rock. Ultima incursiune \u00een via\u021ba tembelismului cotidian feminin. Din clasa primate: o elev\u0103 antrenat\u0103 \u00eentr-o pozare de-un babal\u00e2c cu t\u00e2njiri de june.<br \/>\n       Era gata s\u0103 \u00eenchid bazarul cu bizarerii. Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 a\u0219 fi nedrept\u0103\u021bit c\u00e2teva fe\u021be \u201eremarcabile\u201d. Din soiul \u201ebr\u00e2nz\u0103 bun\u0103 \u00een buduf&#8230;\u201d: \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103, \u201efoto-model\u201d comparabil cu Dan Bitman \u0219i un ins de-a c\u0103rui existen\u021b\u0103 n-am \u0219tiut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, V\u00e2lcan. Nebun jurnalistul. \u0218i un altul care g\u0103se\u0219te \u00een zece anii diferen\u021b\u0103, existen\u021bi \u00eentre Mircea Radu, bre, \u0219i so\u021bia, o \u201ediferen\u021b\u0103 imens\u0103\u201d. Da-ntre Columbeanu \u0219i Gabor c\u00e2t amar de vreme ea? Caseta cu grupuri \u201ealtfel\u201d: \u201efanfara care-\u021bi d\u0103 un sentiment aparte\u201d. Da, unul c\u0103 at\u00e2ta \u021big\u0103nie nu s-a mai v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 pe acest meleag zice-se dacic. Dintre soiurile \u201eDar stai! Dac\u0103&#8230;\u201d: o una care a g\u0103sit pro\u0219tii care s\u0103-i dea pe cur\u0103\u021benia unui birou 250 de dolari \u0219i, care ajuns\u0103 la astfel de sume, zilnic multiplicate cu cinci, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 al\u021bi t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103i s\u0103 deretice \u00een locul ei.<br \/>\n        Am p\u0103strat ipostaza cu Cipariu \u0219i ini\u021biativa sa \u201enoapteadepoezie\u201d pentru a interpune-o unei \u201epoezii\u201d care numai liric\u0103 nu poate fi. N-a\u0219 fi g\u0103sit rela\u021bia \u00eentre titlu \u0219i con\u021binut de n-ar fi scris de mu\u0219chi file \u0219i de cele 150 g aferente (Galantar).<br \/>\n       O pereche cosmic\u0103&#8230;. Soarele portal. De invitat acei \u201edescoperitori\u201d s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 verifice ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i. Gaura neagr\u0103: moarte sigur\u0103. De\u0219i cic\u0103 \u201ene rena\u0219tem&#8230;\u201d printr-o gaur\u0103 alb\u0103.<br \/>\n       Robo\u021bii spun lucruri tr\u0103snite. Cel saudit. Nu m\u0103 prea \u00eempac cu \u201ece gest a f\u0103cut&#8230;\u201d. La robo\u021bi se numesc mi\u0219c\u0103ri.<br \/>\n       Bietul Charles. Nu s-a r\u0103cit bine m\u0103-sa c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u00eei preg\u0103tesc fiului catafalcul \u00eenc\u0103 viu.<br \/>\n       Mie prezen\u021ba Turcancei \u00een via\u021ba politic\u0103 mi se pare o inutilitate, mai mult, o impunitate. Nu i-a\u0219 da voie o clip\u0103, nici s\u0103 deschid\u0103 gura.<br \/>\n        Asculta\u021bi aici: \u201eDe partea cealalt\u0103 a Soarelui&#8230;\u201d. E ca \u0219i cum ai cere o can\u0103 cu m\u00e2ner pe st\u00e2nga.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 aprilie 2024 Doi ani de r\u0103zboi&#8230;. Cu Zelenski mai bogat. Deh, \u00eei prie\u0219te! 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