{"id":23054,"date":"2024-04-08T00:53:55","date_gmt":"2024-04-07T21:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23054"},"modified":"2024-04-08T00:53:55","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T21:53:55","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-iod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23054","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Iod"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Iod<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N-avea destule griji acest norod<br \/>\nc-a ap\u0103rut acuma, \u00eenc\u0103 una:<br \/>\n,,- Ce facem cu pastilele de iod?\u201d<br \/>\nC\u0103ci nimeni n-a v\u0103zut vreuna&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Domnul Rafila le-a luat, s\u0103 fie,<br \/>\nc\u0103 nu se \u0219tie c\u00e2nd&#8230; doamne fere\u0219te!<br \/>\ndar nu sunt de g\u0103sit \u00een farmacie<br \/>\nc\u0103ci ,,fenomenul\u201d nuclear&#8230; lipse\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>Unul n-a zis, \u00een toat\u0103 h\u0103rm\u0103laia,<br \/>\nc\u0103 astea nu-s prescrise ,,\u00eenainte\u201d<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103 se iau, &#8211; la dracu`! &#8211; ,,dup\u0103 aia!\u201d<br \/>\n\u0219i doar de cei ce au pu\u021bin\u0103 minte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c-avem noroc pu\u021bin,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci nu s-a inventat tehnologia,<br \/>\ncare s\u0103 bage iod \u00eentr-un vaccin,<br \/>\nc-abia atunci era complet\u0103 nebunia!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iod N-avea destule griji acest norod c-a ap\u0103rut acuma, \u00eenc\u0103 una: ,,- Ce facem cu pastilele de iod?\u201d C\u0103ci nimeni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23054"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23054"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23056,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23054\/revisions\/23056"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}