{"id":23052,"date":"2024-04-08T00:51:36","date_gmt":"2024-04-07T21:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23052"},"modified":"2024-04-08T00:51:36","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T21:51:36","slug":"brigada-diverse-turc-alde-aga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=23052","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)urc &#8211; (a)lde a(g)\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>7 aprilie 2024<\/strong><br \/>\n          Am aflat \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it la ce folose\u0219te napronul (care, apropo, lipse\u0219te din dex, de\u0219i exist\u0103 la discre\u021bie \u00een toate restaurantele). A\u0219ezat pe m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103, ofer\u0103 suport sticlei, al c\u0103rei g\u00e2t se a\u0219eaz\u0103 cu cealalt\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103 peste napron. \u0218i doar am stat ceva vreme prin \u201ebirturi\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d vreodat\u0103 acest tip de gest din partea vreunui osp\u0103tar.<br \/>\n         Mai asear\u0103 am mai v\u0103zut ceva&#8230;. B\u0103, \u0103sta sport, voleiul. C\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 sau pierd puncte, juc\u0103torii sunt veseli \u0219i \u00eempart palme fr\u0103\u021be\u0219ti. La fiecare.<br \/>\n         Greu se mai prind unii. P\u0103i, dac\u0103 universul a avut un \u00eenceput, nu este normal s\u0103 nu d\u0103inuie ve\u0219nic?<br \/>\n         Unii se prind, al\u021bii&#8230; persist\u0103 \u00een prostie. Cum s\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021be timpul dac\u0103 nu este altceva dec\u00e2t o eviden\u021b\u0103 uman\u0103 a form\u0103rii \u0219i distrugerii materiei? De\u0219i nu exist\u0103 deloc. A\u0219a c\u0103: ce s\u0103 dispar\u0103 &#8211; timpul aici &#8211; \u0219i ce s\u0103 se transforme?<br \/>\n        Curtea&#8230;. Ori lumea a luat-o razna, ori n-a fost s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 niciodat\u0103. Cum poate fi o laud\u0103 c\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, femeie, au roit arz\u00e2nd de dorin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i muierile, nu numai b\u0103rba\u021bii? Andreea Marin declaranta&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Am re\u021binut fotografia \u0219i anun\u021bul c\u0103 vechiul turn de ap\u0103 din Gala\u021bi a intrat \u00een renovare ca s\u0103 am a le opune deciziei prim\u0103riei r\u00e2mnicene de demolare a turnului nostru de ap\u0103.<br \/>\n        Nu doar la Racovi\u021beni se circul\u0103 la 20 de ani f\u0103r\u0103 carnet \u0219i sub influen\u021ba substan\u021belor de ame\u021besc, ci \u0219i la R\u00e2mnic \u0219i la v\u00e2rste de sub 18, 16. Privi\u021bi mai bine dincolo de parbriz.<br \/>\n        R\u0103u n-ar fi ca \u00een loc de apostrof\u0103ri \u0219i amenzi poli\u021bi\u0219tii s\u0103 ajute b\u0103tr\u00e2nii, chiar oprind \u0219i scobor\u00e2nd din ma\u0219ina de examen auto, s\u0103 traverseze strada. Dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i s\u0103 regularizeze \u0219i s\u0103 epureze traficul de \u201eagen\u021bi\u201d perturbatori \u0219i periculo\u0219i.<br \/>\n        Mai acu&#8230;. \u201eHai, unde m\u00e2nc\u0103m disear\u0103?\u201d (Izola\u021bi \u00eentrebarea de cina \u00een duet mixt; dar nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la conota\u021bii sexuale, la LgB&#8230;; cinele se iau unisex.) \u201eS-a deschis la altitudinea 25.000 de kilometri un restaurant nou. Cic\u0103 servesc picioare flambate de reptilieni. S\u0103-\u021bi iei cardul la tine.\u201d Nu s-or servi extratere\u0219tri, dar nici chestii p\u0103m\u00e2ntene din moment ce pe bonul de consum va fi s\u0103 scrie 450 de mii de dolari. De persoan\u0103.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 mai cur\u0103\u021b\u0103m \u0219i obiectivul aparatului foto, s\u0103 n-apar\u0103 cine \u0219tie de purici, de confundat cu vreo \u201eflotil\u0103 extraterestr\u0103\u201d. Dar dac\u0103 totu\u0219i continu\u0103m s\u0103 credem c\u0103 un rusnac cu un aparat japonez a imortalizat o a\u0219a grupare de nave, s\u0103 cercet\u0103m fotografia. \u00cen ea puncte pe fundalul Lunii, a\u0219a de r\u0103zle\u021be \u00eenc\u00e2t las\u0103 impresia unui adun\u0103turi bahice de nep\u0103m\u00e2nteni dup\u0103 ce au vizitat crama lui mo\u0219 Ghilan de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu. Din rezerva de 1001 l\u0103sat\u0103 mo\u0219tenire urma\u0219ilor.<br \/>\n        Sunt la a treia, consecutiv\u0103, luare \u201e\u00een serios\u201d a lovendalilor. Nici n-ai cum crede ce abera\u021bii \u00een\u0219ir\u0103. Iar asta cu plumbu-n aur parc\u0103 e scoas\u0103 dintr-\u201eUn veac de singur\u0103tate\u201d. Ce a \u00eent\u0103rit convingerea mea? \u201ecel mai fin aur\u201d. De parc\u0103 structura acestui metal la nivel atomic are fluctua\u021bii de \u201em\u0103rime\u201d.<br \/>\n        Colegilor din presa buzoian\u0103, salut\u0103ri. \u0218i corec\u021bii. Sezonul de \u201ears gazul \u00een parc\u0103ri\u201d nu s-a \u00eenchis deloc pe timp de iarn\u0103. \u00cei poftesc la R\u00e2mnic s\u0103 cear\u0103 poli\u021biei locale m\u0103rturii dac\u0103 pe mine nu m\u0103 cred.<br \/>\n        Dragilor, fra\u021bilor, n\u0103ucilor! Cum s\u0103 comunici virtual cu cei mor\u021bi? Oricare ar fi programul \u0103la de\u0219tept, dusu-i dus \u0219i nu mai sufl\u0103 nicio vorbuli\u021b\u0103. Ce, numai cei ce \u00eembrobodeau cu \u0219edin\u021bele de spiritism (\u0219i tot \u00eembrobodesc) s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige de pe urma naivit\u0103\u021bii?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7 aprilie 2024 Am aflat \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it la ce folose\u0219te napronul (care, apropo, lipse\u0219te din dex, de\u0219i exist\u0103 la discre\u021bie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23053,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23052\/revisions\/23053"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}